Hard to undwstand!

posted on 22 May 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Christine Hodgson.
Found in Xi’an, China. 

39 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    Hey, stop this ticket nonswnse or I’ll Sue you!

  2. jjhitt | 4:09 am |

    Rope, drills, bits… this is either a Saw movie or Home Depot.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    “One way ticket,
    One way ticket,
    One way ticket to the sue…”

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |

    One can never be too responsible for wrong.

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:22 am |

    When confused, jump from cable car. Sure way to avoid all the confusions.

  6. DrLex | 4:28 am |

    This ticket is sue only. For lawyer, buy other ticket.

  7. krysto4 | 4:58 am |

    Half-price one way ticket – we drag you behind cable car using Rope Way (you’ll want to get the insurance…).

  8. Algernon | 5:08 am |

    I’m lost can I have muy money back anyway.

  9. Frank Burns | 5:11 am |

    This has got to be the worst amusement park ever.

  10. pijo | 5:14 am |

    The rope way ticket is not in your four kinds of ticket explained earlier ..

  11. jjhitt | 5:27 am |

    One way ticket: Sue only.
    Round the World ticket: ask for Margo.

  12. coffeebot | 6:13 am |

    All your ticket are belong to us.

  13. Jim | 9:30 am |

    “She’s got a ticket to ride, but she’s not sure”

  14. GwydionM | 10:04 am |

    The one-way ticket bit me, and I haven’t been able to date Sue

  15. WithoutQuestion | 10:38 am |

    Is sue me rwfund in sum total four kind half-price one-way ticket, please. I inspects my ticket and money and find you responsible for wrong.

  16. pasdrole | 11:18 am |

    Did I win? I mean, I’ve got a straight flush..Oh wait, it’s not a game? Darn, they’re just for riding the stupid cable car.

  17. none | 11:29 am |

    trckets are trcky to drill.

  18. Someone | 11:45 am |

    Don’t you dare sue us, or you get a one-way ticket out of here!

  19. Frank Burns | 11:54 am |

    SanFrancisco sure has changed.

  20. Biff the Understudy | 12:09 pm |

    I can haz used cable car ticket?

  21. demondude777 | 1:09 pm |

    Uhhh…I will put one ticket on black and bet against the house on this ride?

  22. Peter Chan | 1:37 pm |

    Two half-pricw round trip tickwts plwasw ^_^

  23. Marum | 2:03 pm |

    Present your roundtripticket and askfor Sue Lin.

  24. Marum | 2:03 pm |

    You will get more than you expected.

  25. Casey | 2:07 pm |

    You know, I think they just took all the English words they happened to know and jumbled them into this mish mash.

  26. Nonsuch Ned | 2:37 pm |

    What good is the insurance? They “not to be responsible for wrong.”

  27. Me | 4:26 pm |

    Uhhhh….i think ill take a cab.

  28. RT | 5:37 pm |

    “last call for S&M cable car… last call…”

  29. Gtancx | 1:15 am |

    i’m gonna show this to my lawyr..

  30. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    If the cable car ticket divides by zero, the insurance is invalid.

  31. Sparky | 12:22 pm |

    Can I have fries with that?

  32. ccY | 12:58 pm |

    A cable car named Decrier

  33. DragonLady | 4:08 pm |

    Here are my credentials for the preferential ticket: I majored in Engrish at Beijing U & graduated summa cum laude. Then transferred to Harvard law, where I concentrated on International Torts. Finally, I earned a PhD at Stanford in their prestigious Engrish dept and I am now the chairman of said dept. I am privy to the meaning of the Rope Way Ticket, so don’t try to give me any guff!

  34. hazffdbn | 11:26 pm |

    the rope way is too risky that is why you need insurance for it.

  35. mickeygreeneyes | 8:21 pm |

    If you could please make this just a little more confusing, I’ll be able to just skip the damn thing altogether!

  36. Buzz Killington | 12:06 pm |

    Umm… I think I’ll just walk…

  37. rick | 1:39 pm |

    Dragonlady, what does Summa Cum Laude mean?

  38. Blue | 4:50 pm |

    It’s like a Chinese Elmer Fudd wrote this….

  39. Dave The Red | 6:19 am |

    Only sue will get these half-price full tickets

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