I went too fast and had an “accident”

posted on 6 May 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Affa Madcat.
Found in Indonesia (during 2011 Seagames). 

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  1. iLock | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This must be where the celebrities go to film their sex tapes.

  2. faulty wiring | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So what, are they filming it by the roadside or something?

  3. Chris | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Yres, go slow. Nice and slow…

  4. Algernon | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well you never know what you might find in the kampungs

  5. faulty wiring | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh god, I hope there aren’t meant to be inverted commas around ‘accident porn’

  6. Tong | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It started as a home video, Ahhhhh! Ex boyfriend and youtube!!!

  7. FatKenney | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You wouldn’t want to get rear-ended.

  8. J-Luke | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Many male adolescents would like that sign for their rooms…

  9. S Clay Wilson | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Budget remake of Crash now being filmed.

  10. Peter Chan | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Prone to porn . . . at least they’re honest !

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please do not outside.

  12. Biff the Understudy | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Rubbernecking encouraged.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, I had an accident and I liked it…

  14. SF | 9:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The last time I took this road, there was a terrible smell of burning rubber.

  15. Skiddlz | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What happens if there’s a child on board?

  16. Classic Steve | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Why don’t we do it in the road?”

  17. jjhitt | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Debbie Does Left Turn”
    “Behind The Green Light”

  18. jjhitt | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, Virginia, there is Rule 34 for the GEICO lizard.

  19. Someone | 11:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Oops! Sorry, I tripped and fell on top of you because I walked too fast, which caused… Well, no need to specify that.

  20. Marum | 1:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Many children owe their existance to an accident.

  21. Marum | 1:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If you go slowly, you can last nearly half an hour.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I could accidentally make an erotic movie on the go. In slow motion, of course.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: Documentaries are strictly forbidden.

  24. RT | 3:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    and that’s how you were created, junior

  25. Biff the Understudy | 6:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Accident Porn” is the fetish you had hoped you would never hear about.

  26. chris | 6:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i wonder what life is like down some of the other roads around here….

  27. jjhitt | 6:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a traffic cone in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

  28. coffeebot | 7:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    carefully exploit

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Porn to be wild!

  30. d17nk | 1:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank You For Coming

  31. GwydionM | 1:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Gusts of hot air unexpectedly lift the dresses of beautiful women

  32. Emily | 2:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The road sign that comes next says “Use rear entrance”

  33. Elsys St. Valencia | 8:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch out for the Ejaculate Gang!

  34. DC | 11:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The sign tell you explicitly of danger

  35. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s just a leisurely lemon get-together.

  36. Sparky | 10:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I get this DVD at Amazon?

  37. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Dang. I misread that as “ancient”. 😛

  38. Andrew | 11:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “sorry, I slipped and fell into you… Then out of you… Then into you…

  39. Barry | 12:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Limps flying everywhere!

  40. Nos | 9:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, so you mean children

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