Experience homeless today!

posted on 11 May 2012 in Household Items

Found on the packaging for a mop:

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You don’t want to order that…

posted on 10 May 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Alex and Shoshi.
Menu found in Beijing, China. 

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I can never figure out this extraordinary phones…

posted on 9 May 2012 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Alex and Shoshi.

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Pulled fresh daily from awkward teenagers

posted on 8 May 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Alex and Shoshi.
Menu found in Beijing restaurant. 

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Crappy Hour starts at 5

posted on 7 May 2012 in Signs

Do these peanuts smell funny?

Photo courtesy of Matt Wells.
Found in Kyoto, Japan. 

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I went too fast and had an “accident”

posted on 6 May 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Affa Madcat.
Found in Indonesia (during 2011 Seagames). 

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Right up those stairs

posted on 5 May 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Robert Badger.
Found in Seoul dept. store. 

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Mind if we watch you?

posted on 4 May 2012 in Chinglish

Bon appetite and good luck…

Photo courtesy of Nicolas Lannuzel.
Found in small town in Taiwan. 

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I know I have to taste it…

posted on 3 May 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

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A gang of wha…

posted on 2 May 2012 in Chinglish

I’m the foreskin, er, I mean foreman…

Photo courtesy of T.K.M.
 Found at a Chinese factory making bicycle parts, 
in location of crew who make injection-molded parts. 

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