Peace, love, grass.

posted on 19 May 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of David Hernandez.
Found at a park in Guangzhou, China. 

29 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Frankly, dear, you’ve always been a tramp.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Such a nice gravestone!

  3. Algernon | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m so tender

  4. faulty wiring | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    California has a sister state in China?

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ve already been trampled, darling. Six feet under.

  6. jjhitt | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, that was a moose that trampled you.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sex, Crude Drugs & Trampling.

  8. pijo | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oopps .. sorry dear, I already trample you before reading the sign …

  9. Ageless | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stampede!

  10. JonnyTBone | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I feel like I’m at a Tea Party rally.

  11. coffeebot | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Trampled grass is made… of… PEOPLE!

  12. Biff the Understudy | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Make love not trample.

  13. Lora | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rats… maybe I’ll take my pet elephants to the movies instead.

  14. jjhitt | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ where the deer and the antelope play ♫ … NOT ON THE GRASS, DAMMIT!

  15. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …or, so help me, I’m taking the seeds and going home to my mother.

  16. GwydionM | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Camp Grass, China’s latest advance in Genetic Engineering

  17. Darth Na'vi | 2:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Grass is made to be trampled upon. Why not enjoy the grass? What’s wrong with authority that keeps people off the delightful green grassy verge? And with a gravestone eternal monument, no less!

  18. Marum | 4:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it all right if we tamp you down a little then?

  19. Peter Chan | 7:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s alright. You have been mowed and will be mowed regularly.

  20. Marum | 7:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I agree. grass has become much more expensive, since the tsunami in Aceh.

  21. Someone | 9:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t need to trample this grass…
    It’s already trampled

  22. faulty wiring | 11:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    good to see all the thumbs down. keep up your creative input, you asshole

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ faulty wiring: Probably someone who doesn’t understand Engrish very well.

  24. Chris | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ faulty wiring: This happened a while ago-lots of “thumbs down” comments. It might have been a glitch on the web page.

  25. Tom P. | 9:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In China, it’s the GREEN Tea party — and this is their meeting place.

  26. Vegomatic | 10:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear, don’t trample me. It’s bad enough that they stuck me here right where I got run over on a green light by a rude driver. You’d think the drivers would stay on the road.

    At least my headstone is polite.

  27. Sparky | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the crab grass again!

  28. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Random thumbs-down and random vote button gray-outs too.

    Let’s debugger!

  29. Nancy | 4:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ these boots are made for walking ♫

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