Put ye leg behind ye head!

posted on 27 May 2012 in Signs

Argh mateys!!! The plank be me favorite pose!

Photo courtesy of Gene Yau.
Found in a gym in Osaka, Japan.
Japanese says: “Pilates Room”. 

38 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    To enter, just dance a short jig.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Non-pirate persons will get hooked immediately.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Any rum left?

  4. Algernon | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hes guilty ret him rawk the prank

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sponsored by the church of the FSM.

  6. Lora | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Signs that a gym is run by pirates:
    -when the aerobics instructor tells you to “shake your booty”, you use a treasure chest.
    -They only accept dubloons as payment.
    -they only have “rowing” exercise machines.
    -Bottled rum instead of water.
    -You keep your belongings in Davy Jones Locker.

  7. Someone | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Even pirates sometimes have to go to the “little pirates room”, you know?

  8. jjhitt | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Lose that booty!

  9. coffeebot | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This is your Pirate speaking, please fasten your seatbelts and hand over yer booty.

  10. coffeebot | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This be yer Co-Pirate, arh, um, the Pirate, arh, lost his head. We’ll be turnin about.

  11. Sparky | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Shiver me timber.

  12. SF | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yohoho and a bottle of sake.

  13. Chris | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Know what a pirate says on his eightieth birthday?
    “Aye matey!” (Get it?)

  14. GwydionM | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dead Man’s Chests available at reasonable rates.

    Fountain of Life currently out of service.

  15. Peter Chan | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Even a pirate could use some privacy

  16. Chuck | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Jolly Roger meets Mari Winsor !

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pilates of the Caribbean lure!

  18. jjhitt | 12:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    License key? We don’t need no stinkin’ license key.

  19. jjhitt | 1:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Proud and insolent youth,” said Hook, “prepare to meet thy room.”

  20. Marum | 2:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Pirates invented planking

  21. blr | 7:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t try the equipment in that room! They rip you and your limbs off!

  22. hazffdbn | 11:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    GYM trainers enter here to become pirates.

  23. Jøsh | 11:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This next pose is the downward scurvy dog.

  24. pijo | 1:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    wonder wht’s this room for

  25. PocoyoNZ | 2:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As part of a “rebranding” exercise, to shake off some of the negativity of their past image, pirates have issued a statement that from now on they prefer to be known as “pee-rah-tays”

  26. Multimotyl | 3:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Somalian embassy in Japan.

  27. Timo | 3:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought “they” just used the restrooms at rest stops and parks (ala George Michael).

  28. Jazzy | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Is this the room where I can “rape, plunder and pillage?”

  29. A Non-Y Mouse | 10:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not sure about the translation of the Japanese part of the sign. Those first four characters look a lot like “Yaar”.

  30. GGRose | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Pilates room or Pirates room in Japanese.

  31. jjhitt | 4:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “The name was the important thing for inspiring the necessary fear. You see, no one would surrender to the Dread Sitting On A Big Blue Ball Wesley.”.

  32. mickeygreeneyes | 8:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, if you please, sir!

  33. mfissler | 12:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    japanese taxi driver suspended for ranking out of turn

  34. Biff the Understudy | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    All your \/\/AR3Z are belong to us.

  35. Mark | 8:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yo ho ho and yoga too!

  36. Momo | 4:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Pilates of the Carribbean.

  37. JuLiAnBo188 | 11:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Headquarters of TPB Japan

  38. tim | 8:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Japan is truly a polite society. Even a room just for pirates.

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