We are also upgrading our restrooms!

posted on 28 May 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Scott Silvers.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, here’s the deal: if you throw in some new exciting skins, better UI and expanded connectivity, the incontinence issue will be forgotten. Just please don’t experiment too much!

  2. Algernon | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just take this pad with our compliments

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I have no problem with incontinence because of my weather-sealed body.

  4. J-Luke | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Perhaps they should go easy on the complimentary glasses of water…

  5. Chris | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least they’re polite and self defecating.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Waiter, I want you to upgrade my Korean BBQ to continental Engrish BBC version!

  7. Droll not Troll | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t mind if they’re only temperately closed, it’s the cold weather that causes my incontinence.

  8. jjhitt | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “temperately closed” (owner is in rehab).

  9. jjhitt | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have the Korean Cuisine Service Pack 2 and a bottle of Pepto Bismol, please.

  10. KellogGold | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, so Korean BBQ is off my bucket list…

  11. GwydionM | 10:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ve got some really exciting new menus. Unfortunately the food is just as dull as ever. Please pardon us, as we forgive your incontinence

  12. Peter Chan | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No worries . . . we mind our own business. We won’t patronise on your incontinence ^_^

  13. Jay | 12:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When I found out the restaurant was closed, I have to admit I was pissed and lost my temperate.

  14. Classic Steve | 2:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When they reopened, the air conditioner was on full blast.

  15. Marum | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s OK Kim. Now you’re closed, you won’t be causing me any incontinence.

  16. Davey8 | 3:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    See, this is why you should *always* carry some Pepto with you to barbecue joints.

  17. jjhitt | 4:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Updated restaurant takes all your cache.

  18. Marum | 5:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ll open tentatively, but we really may not open, but, then again we may, or instead we may half open, but, of course we are not sure about it, possibly we will tell you when we know ourselves, however we may not, and even if we are open we may not be serving food, for we are very tentative aout it all.

  19. Marum | 5:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    GO SOMEWHERE ELSE IF YOU ARE INCONTINENT!!

    We don’t want you peeing or crapping over our nice new restaurant.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can’t wait for those new funny menus!

  21. mickeygreeneyes | 8:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re welcome. Now where’s the bathroom?!!

  22. Jøsh | 8:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The “new look” is from mopping up.

  23. demondude777 | 10:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Something tells me my body isn’t in the mood for Korean BBQ tonight…..

    …..and tomorrow night isn’t looking good either……..

  24. pijo | 2:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I cant wait for the updated cuisine!

  25. DrLex | 3:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We will open tentatively. If the total discharge across all customers exceeds ten liters per hour, we will have to close again.

  26. Jewels | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I suggest to take the diuretic tea off the menu, and while you’re at it, the laxative chocolate cake too.

  27. WLD | 3:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I also apologise for my incontinence.

  28. Grifter | 3:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d crap myself…….but I can’t it’s too exciting!

  29. Biff the Understudy | 11:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Thank you for calling Kim’s BBQ.
    - I understand you have reopened. Can I make a reservation for 8:00?
    - Possibly….

  30. Chris | 7:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well at least they apologized for me being pissed off.

  31. Machine | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought that said February 97th

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