Would you like cream with that?

posted on 29 May 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Brian M. Van Hise.
 Restaurant found in Busan, South Korea.

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  1. jjhitt | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Starbucks has some serious catching up to do.

  2. SF | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! I have complaints about the tablecloth.

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Le Chair is much better than The Table

  4. jjhitt | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought this place was going be fun, but I left when Juan Valdez came out with his donkey.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cafe Olé!

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Waiter! Table for two, please.

  7. DrLex | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey honey, would you like to come in for some hot coffee?

  8. ngyonghan | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    DrLex: Should be this too: “Hey honey, would you like to come in for some hot coffee, on the table?” :D

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are the ‘Hair News’ above somehow related…?

  10. Algernon | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Coffee and a show

  11. Frank Burns | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hey!, I’m tryin” to eat here!”

  12. Tong | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Em, we will have… number 69, the special combination… Er, yes, we are sharing.

  13. jjhitt | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s a hair in my coffee.

  14. Chris | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Here’s your f**king coffee.

  15. coffeebot | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cafe Coffee… best thing since Chai Tea

  16. Qiezei | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh my god! This place is amazing!

    They have cinnamon lattes?!

  17. Mark | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bet they get a lot of ‘punters’.

  18. Mark | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, Oh, Oh ……JEEEESSSUSSS!!!

  19. Sparky | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One hump or two?

  20. Frank Burns | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have what he’s having.

  21. Frank Burns | 9:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh sure, and an Hour later I’ll just be horny again.

  22. Jay | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d rather stay home and grind my own beans.

  23. Peter Chan | 10:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, Cafe Coffee . . . now I couldn’t even THINK str8 !!

  24. demondude777 | 10:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Host: How many in your party sir?

    Guest: Ummm…just 1 tonight…….

  25. A Non-Y Mouse | 10:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It was a popular place but didn’t stay in business long. It quickly became too expensive to continually replace all the glasses & plates that would break when patrons swept them off the tables.

  26. GwydionM | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beautiful Asian tables seek love and friendship

  27. Mc-Taz | 10:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We accept payments under the counter.

  28. Sarah | 11:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you coming in for coffee? Free tart with every order!

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll stick to my own love making.

  30. Marum | 2:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes. The table is fun, but the recliner chair is much more confortable.

  31. Marum | 2:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You didn’t like what the waiter did??” That’ll teach you not to order in french.

  32. RT | 3:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    -honey, it’s 3 AM, where have you been all night?
    -… out drinking coffee
    -oh cut the crap, where were you really?!?

  33. Jøsh | 5:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Best way to start your day!

  34. Firstborn | 10:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘scuse me, sir, coffee, tea or me?

  35. Jewels | 10:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Big Fat Cat: Actually La Sofa or La Bed would be better than both Le Chair and The Table with, or without whipped cream…..

  36. Droll not Troll | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Customer: Two coffees, please.
    Waiter: Jamaica?
    Customer: I certainly did!

  37. nyuk | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Whatever you do, DON’T use the creamer!

  38. Grifter | 3:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Party of five to table sixty-nine!

  39. mickeygreeneyes | 7:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So a couple who’ve been married for many years go to a marriage counselor to try to revive their sex life. The counselor says, “You need to try something completely different. Right after you finish dinner tonight I want you to make love passionately right on the table. So the next week they go to the counselor again, and he says, “So how did it go?” And the wife says, “Great, but we’ve been banned from McDonald’s for life!”

  40. Tyler | 10:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Waiter, what’s this white substance on my chicken?”

  41. Ro-an de Guzman | 1:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    MAKE LOVE ALL NIGHT at THE TABLE. EXTRA CREAM AND SYRUP WILL BE PROVIDED

  42. shakenbake | 12:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    servin it up hot, like an applebees hotplate, szzzzzz!!

  43. Dan | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I imagine they have lots of tourist wandering in, realising that it’s a coffeeshop, then leaving.

  44. QueensEngrish | 9:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The catch is you have to clean up after yourselves.

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