Would you like cream with that?

posted on 29 May 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Brian M. Van Hise.
 Restaurant found in Busan, South Korea.

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  1. jjhitt | 4:06 am |

    Starbucks has some serious catching up to do.

  2. SF | 4:08 am |

    Waiter! I have complaints about the tablecloth.

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:18 am |

    Le Chair is much better than The Table

  4. jjhitt | 4:22 am |

    I thought this place was going be fun, but I left when Juan Valdez came out with his donkey.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |

    Cafe Olé!

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:45 am |

    – Waiter! Table for two, please.

  7. DrLex | 4:48 am |

    Hey honey, would you like to come in for some hot coffee?

  8. ngyonghan | 4:56 am |

    DrLex: Should be this too: “Hey honey, would you like to come in for some hot coffee, on the table?” 😀

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:00 am |

    Are the ‘Hair News’ above somehow related…?

  10. Algernon | 5:02 am |

    Coffee and a show

  11. Frank Burns | 5:04 am |

    “Hey!, I’m tryin” to eat here!”

  12. Tong | 5:47 am |

    Em, we will have… number 69, the special combination… Er, yes, we are sharing.

  13. jjhitt | 6:33 am |

    There’s a hair in my coffee.

  14. Chris | 7:15 am |

    Here’s your f**king coffee.

  15. coffeebot | 7:36 am |

    Cafe Coffee… best thing since Chai Tea

  16. Qiezei | 7:55 am |

    Oh my god! This place is amazing!

    They have cinnamon lattes?!

  17. Mark | 7:59 am |

    Bet they get a lot of ‘punters’.

  18. Mark | 7:59 am |

    Oh, Oh, Oh ……JEEEESSSUSSS!!!

  19. Sparky | 8:00 am |

    One hump or two?

  20. Frank Burns | 9:31 am |

    I’ll have what he’s having.

  21. Frank Burns | 9:32 am |

    Oh sure, and an Hour later I’ll just be horny again.

  22. Jay | 9:54 am |

    I’d rather stay home and grind my own beans.

  23. Peter Chan | 10:06 am |

    Oh, Cafe Coffee . . . now I couldn’t even THINK str8 !!

  24. demondude777 | 10:32 am |

    Host: How many in your party sir?

    Guest: Ummm…just 1 tonight…….

  25. A Non-Y Mouse | 10:37 am |

    It was a popular place but didn’t stay in business long. It quickly became too expensive to continually replace all the glasses & plates that would break when patrons swept them off the tables.

  26. GwydionM | 10:44 am |

    Beautiful Asian tables seek love and friendship

  27. Mc-Taz | 10:54 am |

    We accept payments under the counter.

  28. Sarah | 11:12 am |

    Are you coming in for coffee? Free tart with every order!

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:51 pm |

    I’ll stick to my own love making.

  30. Marum | 2:54 pm |

    Yes. The table is fun, but the recliner chair is much more confortable.

  31. Marum | 2:55 pm |

    You didn’t like what the waiter did??” That’ll teach you not to order in french.

  32. RT | 3:25 pm |

    -honey, it’s 3 AM, where have you been all night?
    -… out drinking coffee
    -oh cut the crap, where were you really?!?

  33. Jøsh | 5:35 pm |

    Best way to start your day!

  34. Firstborn | 10:40 pm |

    ‘scuse me, sir, coffee, tea or me?

  35. Jewels | 10:44 pm |

    @ Big Fat Cat: Actually La Sofa or La Bed would be better than both Le Chair and The Table with, or without whipped cream…..

  36. Droll not Troll | 6:15 am |

    Customer: Two coffees, please.
    Waiter: Jamaica?
    Customer: I certainly did!

  37. nyuk | 8:22 am |

    Whatever you do, DON’T use the creamer!

  38. Grifter | 3:28 pm |

    Party of five to table sixty-nine!

  39. mickeygreeneyes | 7:35 pm |

    So a couple who’ve been married for many years go to a marriage counselor to try to revive their sex life. The counselor says, “You need to try something completely different. Right after you finish dinner tonight I want you to make love passionately right on the table. So the next week they go to the counselor again, and he says, “So how did it go?” And the wife says, “Great, but we’ve been banned from McDonald’s for life!”

  40. Tyler | 10:28 pm |

    “Waiter, what’s this white substance on my chicken?”

  41. Ro-an de Guzman | 1:32 pm |

    MAKE LOVE ALL NIGHT at THE TABLE. EXTRA CREAM AND SYRUP WILL BE PROVIDED

  42. shakenbake | 12:47 am |

    servin it up hot, like an applebees hotplate, szzzzzz!!

  43. Dan | 3:55 am |

    I imagine they have lots of tourist wandering in, realising that it’s a coffeeshop, then leaving.

  44. QueensEngrish | 9:00 pm |

    The catch is you have to clean up after yourselves.

  45. Myself | 11:01 pm |

    @Big Fat Cat 4:18
    Bilingual puns for the win! (For those who don’t get it – “chair” means “flesh” in French, so it would be a more accurate furniture-related name for this place)

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