Ask about our hose special

posted on 10 Jun 2012 in Buildings

Photo courtesy of Bob Zapped.
Restaurant found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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  1. pijo | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    used to transfer pasta from the kitchen to the customer

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A hose! A hose! A kingdom for a hose!

  3. Silly Uncle Willy | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You hoser. Take off!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: May contain traces of fire extinguisher.

  5. Algernon | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just the thing for the neopolitan sauce

  6. jjhitt | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It does this whenever it is told, else it gets the rigatoni again.

  7. Droll not Troll | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Boiled socks? OK, as long as they’re al dente.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer non-cylindrical food.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Put your moth where our hose is!”

  10. KellogGold | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you don’t love our pasta, it’s on the hose.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Waiter, there’s a mose in this hose!

  12. iLock | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because nothing puts out a raging fire like Pasta!

  13. iLock | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    House Fire Victim: “Help! Help! My house is burning!!”
    Fireman: “Fettucine, Rigatoni or Spaghetti?”

  14. The Rose that caption | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (Insert Hetalia reference here)

  15. Classic Steve | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This place inspired Marc Summers to join the Food Network after his “Double Dare” days.

  16. coffeebot | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Try our new edible Lederhosen

  17. Peter Chan | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To extinguish a match.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s weird – this hose reminds me of a restaurant..

  19. Lora | 12:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you supposed to eat pasta hose or wear them? Either way they’re pretty kinky.

  20. ccY | 1:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “iLock | 8:18 am | Vote: 1 0 .

    House Fire Victim: “Help! Help! My house is burning!!”
    Fireman: “Fettucine, Rigatoni or Spaghetti?”

    No, its lingerie!

  21. Sparky | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you hosing me?

  22. Marum | 3:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s pasta joke.

  23. Biff the Understudy | 3:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My name is José, pasta chef, and the signage company got it all wrong!

    (And ditto the new engrish.com stylesheet.)

  24. Jøsh | 5:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pasta hose burns the leg

  25. Jøsh | 2:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Craziest fire department in history.

  26. Dervrak | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you have to order your pasta hose from a pasta pimp?

  27. Frank Burns | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I just paid $15 for some heated up Chef Boy-R-Dee.

  28. tadchem | 12:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Made with 100% Organic Natural Rubber

  29. iLock | 11:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the pasta hose again.

  30. Niteowl | 2:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Made with a fine edible weave

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