Microwave found at hotel in Shenyang, China.
Photo courtesy of David Oliver.
Not as advertised!!! My baby is NOT any healthier after 15m on this setting. I want my money back
Is there nothing this microwave cannot do.
Wow. They even make hot babe.
Start / Quick Start / Fastest D@mn Start EVER!
Soylent Green. Already starting young!
Primordial Soup in a cup (do not disinfect).
Don’t push the Cthulhu button on the upper right. You’ll be sorry.
Health Care Soup. Sounds like what Obama has been making for the last four years.
Healthy ’till grilled…
”Wow, you look absolutely roasted today!”
Do we disinfect the healthy baby with light waves or do we clean by steaming or do we micro-disinfect or . . .? So many choices, so little time!
How could nutrient soup be made from the face of a very constipated fish?
”Mommy! I think somebody smiled to me from that microwave!”
Light Wave Disinfect.
All sushi, taste the same.
Nobody puts baby in the corner of the microwave!
Jonathan Swift was ahead of his time.
I think right now is not a good time for cannibalism jokes.
Don’t eat too much of that. It’ll turn you into a Fat Bastard.
It is true that most babies enjoy carousels.
A man told me once his babies were delicious.
I think this is what he meant.
Honey, what would you like for dinner tonight? Chicken or little Johnny?
Cannibals delight ^_^
I ordered nutrient soup and I got amniotic fluid.
honey, look! with this microwave, we can save money and not have to buy a merry-go-round or anti-bacterial soaps!
Top right button dispenses anteaters.
Hey babe…you look healthy..and hot!
Psst-I hear Obama’s passing out free Health Care Soup at homeless shelters…
I see the baby setting, but is there not something to pre-heat my “bath salts” beforehand?
Is that ultra-violent light they use for disinfection.
A true green product, all babies come out green.
I NEED A LARGER FULL SIZE FOR FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT PISS ME OFF. JUST SHOVE IN AND ADD BBQ SAUCE.. GOOD EATS!!!!
Republicans see this and get all huffy “See, Obama wants our microwaves to provide our health care. Just like in communist China!”
Baby! It works for DINNER!
Healthcare soup is actually the meat industry’s marketing attempt to make overuse of antibiotics in feedstock seem like a good thing.
Chinese population and weight control all in one.
The cake is a lie
“Git in mah belleh” . . . ??
“Hun, there’s no button for kitten”
“Just press Healthy Baby and stop after it explodes”
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