Baby, the other white meat?

posted on 22 Jun 2012 in Chinglish

Microwave found at hotel in Shenyang, China.
Photo courtesy of David Oliver.

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  1. faulty wiring | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Not as advertised!!! My baby is NOT any healthier after 15m on this setting. I want my money back

  2. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is there nothing this microwave cannot do.

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow. They even make hot babe.

  4. jjhitt | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Start / Quick Start / Fastest D@mn Start EVER!

  5. Darth Na'vi | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Soylent Green. Already starting young!

  6. jjhitt | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Primordial Soup in a cup (do not disinfect).

  7. jjhitt | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t push the Cthulhu button on the upper right. You’ll be sorry.

  8. DrLex | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Health Care Soup. Sounds like what Obama has been making for the last four years.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Healthy ’till grilled…

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Wow, you look absolutely roasted today!”

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do we disinfect the healthy baby with light waves or do we clean by steaming or do we micro-disinfect or . . .? So many choices, so little time!

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How could nutrient soup be made from the face of a very constipated fish?

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Mommy! I think somebody smiled to me from that microwave!”

  14. DECMATH | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Light Wave Disinfect.
    Micro, Disinfect.
    All sushi, taste the same.
    Engrish Bangarang

  15. Droll not Troll | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nobody puts baby in the corner of the microwave!

  16. Classic Steve | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jonathan Swift was ahead of his time.

  17. Lora | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think right now is not a good time for cannibalism jokes. :-(

  18. Chris | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t eat too much of that. It’ll turn you into a Fat Bastard.

  19. Nonsuch Ned | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is true that most babies enjoy carousels.

  20. Pectolatra | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A man told me once his babies were delicious.
    I think this is what he meant.

  21. demondude777 | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Honey, what would you like for dinner tonight? Chicken or little Johnny?

  22. Peter Chan | 9:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cannibals delight ^_^

  23. Biff the Understudy | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I ordered nutrient soup and I got amniotic fluid.

  24. RT | 11:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    honey, look! with this microwave, we can save money and not have to buy a merry-go-round or anti-bacterial soaps!

  25. Marum | 12:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Top right button dispenses anteaters.

  26. Sparky | 1:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey babe…you look healthy..and hot!

  27. Qiezei | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Psst-I hear Obama’s passing out free Health Care Soup at homeless shelters…

  28. Timo | 7:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I see the baby setting, but is there not something to pre-heat my “bath salts” beforehand?

  29. Marum | 8:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that ultra-violent light they use for disinfection.

  30. Tong | 1:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A true green product, all babies come out green.

  31. JULIAN MODESTE | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I NEED A LARGER FULL SIZE FOR FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT PISS ME OFF. JUST SHOVE IN AND ADD BBQ SAUCE.. GOOD EATS!!!!

  32. Jøsh | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Republicans see this and get all huffy “See, Obama wants our microwaves to provide our health care. Just like in communist China!”

  33. Atli | 4:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Baby! It works for DINNER!

  34. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Healthcare soup is actually the meat industry’s marketing attempt to make overuse of antibiotics in feedstock seem like a good thing.

  35. KellogGold | 8:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Chinese population and weight control all in one.

  36. Tai Fu | 7:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The cake is a lie

  37. olog-hai | 7:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Git in mah belleh” . . . ??

  38. coffeebot | 8:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hun, there’s no button for kitten”
    “Just press Healthy Baby and stop after it explodes”

  39. QueensEngrish | 8:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We can always provide Obamacare Soup.

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