Dawn of the noodle age

posted on 14 Jun 2012 in Computer

Found on box of laptop USB heat reducer. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this some kind of USB-powered pasta-making device?

  2. Algernon | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    At last a thumb drive you can cook with

  3. DrLex | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Behold the Holy Ascension of the Noodles!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Adds new meaning to those ‘Pasta Hose’ restaurants…

  5. DrLex | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I visited a doctor in Shanghai who had a high speed degree in Notebook Essence. He diagnosed me with Computer Bottom, which is caused by sitting behind a computer for too long. To alleviate my problem, he prescribed noodle ascension.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No dint helped – my rubber feet melted!!

  7. jjhitt | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ You need coolin’, baby, I’m not noodlin’ ♫

  8. jjhitt | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Computer bottom and hot noodles? I use baby powder for that..

  9. Biff the Understudy | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I much prefer my ascension noodles al dinte.

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I tried temperature ascension of the noodles on rubber feet but it din’t work.

  11. Gtancx | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Master Yoda arbitrarily approves!!

  12. jjhitt | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Computer bottomed girls, you make the dintin’ world go round ♫

  13. jjhitt | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Link A Notebook Essence :: Available at perfume counters in truck stops everywhere.

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, yes, a strong dint! I am SO tired of weak dints!

  15. mickeygreeneyes | 7:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just a note to let you guys at Certified USB know how much I loved the accessories for my rubber feet. Thanks so much and keep up the good work! Sincerely, Howard the Duck

  16. demondude777 | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    L’s all notebook isn’t sensing the usb connection. I knew these feet weren’t 100% rubber!

  17. KellogGold | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And lo, the Spaghetti Monster looked down upon his creation, and it was good.

  18. Jonnytbone | 8:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s funny…. my noodles usually DEscend when the heat is on.

  19. Pectolatra | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s nothing as pleasing as a dual type strong dint on a hot summer day. I just don’t like the noodles that appear out of nowhere.

  20. GwydionM | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Strong dints are cool!

  21. Sparky | 10:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I dint know it could do so much. Gotta git one!

  22. Peter Chan | 10:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Written by a bunch of unmitigated noodles

  23. Marum | 2:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Verrily I behold the ascention of the holy noddles , for ever after to sit on the right hand of the almighty CPU. Via the almighty Universal serial bus, the Holy Ethernet, and Steve jobs the Father Almighty. So it is, and so it ahall be, for ever and ever AMEN.

  24. RT | 3:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “arbitrarily USB’s connecting can use.”

    -hey cpu tech guy, why can’t i connect my nintendo to my computer?
    -… are you an idiot?!? YOU FORGOT TO BLOW ON THE CARTRIDGE
    -*smacks head* duh!

  25. Jay | 4:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Yet more evidence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster…

  26. Chuck | 8:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Unh Uh ! Oh no I dint !

  27. pasdrole | 12:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I love the new rubber feet I got for my Ipad. Now I don’t have to carry it around because It follows me! Thanks certified USB.

  28. hazffdbn | 11:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    AH I get it, it reduce your notebook temperature by releasing heat to cook the noodle. it worked on any notebook and usb port.

  29. Casey | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    USE YOUR NOODLE!

  30. iLock | 12:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Noodles Ascend!

  31. iLock | 12:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahh, I have to stand up and stretch to alleviate computer bottom.

  32. tim | 8:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally! I can ascend my noodles WHILE I work on my spreadsheets, ARBITRARILY!

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