Easy to get piss drunk

posted on 15 Jun 2012 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Christina Kennedy.
Sign found in Tokyo, Japan. 

48 captions

  1. Jonnytbone | 4:03 am |

    I hear it goes well with sushi.

  2. mickeygreeneyes | 4:15 am |

    Shouldn’t the pee come AFTER the wine?

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:24 am |

    Please try our fresh Brownie dessert. Not available on Monday.

  4. DrLex | 4:32 am |

    If these people ever start a restaurant, I don’t want to know how they will name it.

  5. Algernon | 4:32 am |

    Just the place to get pissed

  6. Tong | 5:06 am |

    Rember, at Pee wine bar, Number 1, yes, Number 2, no!

  7. Tong | 5:09 am |

    Darling, it’s not my fault that I came home late and drunk, everyone at the bar was pissed.

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:31 am |

    Recycling is all very well, but this is taking it a bit too far!

  9. Stopchicks | 6:01 am |

    Goes great with this.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:11 am |

    The next stop after the Poo Bar.

  11. coffeebot | 6:18 am |

    This isn’t it, I was looking for Poo Buffet.

  12. nyuk | 6:35 am |

    I guess “Urinate Wine Bar” didn’t sound as appealing..

  13. Ben | 6:41 am |

    I hate to tell you, but that’s not a sparkling white you’re drinking.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:44 am |

    Our Happy Hour includes Free Toilet!

  15. Biff the Understudy | 7:17 am |

    Serving bathtub gin and urinal wine.

  16. Biff the Understudy | 7:17 am |

    I’ll have a urinal cake on the side.

  17. Bob T | 7:21 am |

    Wine for people who are incontinent:
    Pee no more.
    :

  18. jjhitt | 7:24 am |

    Hey! They’re open til 7AM. Who cares what they call it.

  19. Silly Uncle Willy | 7:29 am |

    We secretly replaced the wine in this wine bar with pee. Let’s see if anyone noticed.

  20. FRANK BURNS | 7:36 am |

    Urine trouble now.

  21. Marum | 7:38 am |

    Yes. Your house-wine tastes like cat’s piss.

  22. Lora | 8:32 am |

    This is why I’m total teetotal.

  23. Droll not Troll | 8:33 am |

    Anybody want to try the house red?
    Didn’t think so.

  24. Pectolatra | 8:50 am |

    You can tell you’re going to have too much wine in there.

  25. Grifter | 8:53 am |

    One drink and urine trouble!

  26. Marum | 9:22 am |

    I too would be feeling a bit off on Monday, if I drank from 800PM to 7.00AM from Tuesday to Sunday

  27. Marum | 9:25 am |

    I’ll join the UN, and we can all go and get peace together.

  28. Tom P. | 9:52 am |

    Noted, is the lovely pale yellow color.
    The nose hits you with hints of asparagus, ammonia, and fine chlorine.
    The palette is ripe with a beautiful uric acidity coupled with a slight sweetness.

  29. Qiezei | 10:24 am |

    “Can’t wait any longer? Unable to resist the urge? Then you gotta go Pee Wine Bar! Open ’till 7AM! (Mondays excluded)”

  30. Nonsuch Ned | 10:24 am |

    No, no. You’re supposed to SPIT into the bucket at a tasting… spit.

  31. Silly Uncle Willy | 1:52 pm |

    @Tmo P.: Crunchy, yet flaccid.

  32. RT | 2:15 pm |

    notice the golden hues after you hold the wine glass to the light, as well as the strong aroma, hinting at the distinct telltale sign that somebody ate too much asparagus last night
    /wine connoisseur

  33. Me | 2:45 pm |

    Were number one!
    We dont even serve number 2……

  34. Marum | 9:47 pm |

    @Bob. Pinot more.

  35. Vegomatic | 10:19 pm |

    Hey! Those Americans will buy this stuff! Shibuya!!

  36. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:57 am |

    Our specialty: Pee-not 1965.

  37. Chuck | 4:40 am |

    Pee-no Gringo.

  38. Peter | 6:41 am |

    Next to POO Sushi Bar

  39. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:55 am |

    Pee-shirt material!

  40. PeeBee | 8:47 am |

    Come rent some wine.

  41. ngyonghan | 5:24 am |

    “In there, I can pee all I can pee!” 😀

  42. Sparky | 8:15 am |

    Looks like apple juice.

  43. The Rose that caption | 10:28 am |

    Goes great with rice balls

  44. Ro-an de Guzman | 1:15 pm |

    Order a PEE soda and ‘BROWNIES’ meal and you will receive a free GOLDEN SHOWER!

  45. Laufle Kiszcz | 4:53 pm |

    Yes, I’d like a glass but not too salty please.

  46. NYU Student | 9:01 am |

    A few months ago, there was an accessory store at Broadway and Astor in New York City, called “DOO DOO”.

    It didn’t last long.

  47. coffeebot | 9:22 pm |

    because peeing in the street would be socially unacceptable

  48. tim | 8:36 pm |

    When I visit Japan do I have to drink the pee wine?

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