Easy to get piss drunk

posted on 15 Jun 2012 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Christina Kennedy.
Sign found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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  1. Jonnytbone | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hear it goes well with sushi.

  2. mickeygreeneyes | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shouldn’t the pee come AFTER the wine?

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please try our fresh Brownie dessert. Not available on Monday.

  4. DrLex | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If these people ever start a restaurant, I don’t want to know how they will name it.

  5. Algernon | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just the place to get pissed

  6. Tong | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rember, at Pee wine bar, Number 1, yes, Number 2, no!

  7. Tong | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Darling, it’s not my fault that I came home late and drunk, everyone at the bar was pissed.

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Recycling is all very well, but this is taking it a bit too far!

  9. Stopchicks | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes great with this.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The next stop after the Poo Bar.

  11. coffeebot | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This isn’t it, I was looking for Poo Buffet.

  12. nyuk | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess “Urinate Wine Bar” didn’t sound as appealing..

  13. Ben | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hate to tell you, but that’s not a sparkling white you’re drinking.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our Happy Hour includes Free Toilet!

  15. Biff the Understudy | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Serving bathtub gin and urinal wine.

  16. Biff the Understudy | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have a urinal cake on the side.

  17. Bob T | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wine for people who are incontinent:
    Pee no more.
    :

  18. jjhitt | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey! They’re open til 7AM. Who cares what they call it.

  19. Silly Uncle Willy | 7:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We secretly replaced the wine in this wine bar with pee. Let’s see if anyone noticed.

  20. FRANK BURNS | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Urine trouble now.

  21. Marum | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes. Your house-wine tastes like cat’s piss.

  22. Lora | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is why I’m total teetotal.

  23. Droll not Troll | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Anybody want to try the house red?
    Didn’t think so.

  24. Pectolatra | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can tell you’re going to have too much wine in there.

  25. Grifter | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One drink and urine trouble!

  26. Marum | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I too would be feeling a bit off on Monday, if I drank from 800PM to 7.00AM from Tuesday to Sunday

  27. Marum | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll join the UN, and we can all go and get peace together.

  28. Tom P. | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Noted, is the lovely pale yellow color.
    The nose hits you with hints of asparagus, ammonia, and fine chlorine.
    The palette is ripe with a beautiful uric acidity coupled with a slight sweetness.

  29. Qiezei | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Can’t wait any longer? Unable to resist the urge? Then you gotta go Pee Wine Bar! Open ’till 7AM! (Mondays excluded)”

  30. Nonsuch Ned | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No, no. You’re supposed to SPIT into the bucket at a tasting… spit.

  31. Silly Uncle Willy | 1:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Tmo P.: Crunchy, yet flaccid.

  32. RT | 2:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    notice the golden hues after you hold the wine glass to the light, as well as the strong aroma, hinting at the distinct telltale sign that somebody ate too much asparagus last night
    /wine connoisseur

  33. Me | 2:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Were number one!
    We dont even serve number 2……

  34. Marum | 9:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Bob. Pinot more.

  35. Vegomatic | 10:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey! Those Americans will buy this stuff! Shibuya!!

  36. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our specialty: Pee-not 1965.

  37. Chuck | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pee-no Gringo.

  38. Peter | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Next to POO Sushi Bar

  39. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pee-shirt material!

  40. PeeBee | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Come rent some wine.

  41. ngyonghan | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “In there, I can pee all I can pee!” 😀

  42. Sparky | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like apple juice.

  43. The Rose that caption | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes great with rice balls

  44. Ro-an de Guzman | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Order a PEE soda and ‘BROWNIES’ meal and you will receive a free GOLDEN SHOWER!

  45. Laufle Kiszcz | 4:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, I’d like a glass but not too salty please.

  46. NYU Student | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A few months ago, there was an accessory store at Broadway and Astor in New York City, called “DOO DOO”.

    It didn’t last long.

  47. coffeebot | 9:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    because peeing in the street would be socially unacceptable

  48. tim | 8:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When I visit Japan do I have to drink the pee wine?

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