Is that your pure style or are you happy to see me?

Beware of the woody pecker!

Something to lift an separate in comfort.

Support Pecker! Donations are welcomed, appreciated and not tax deductible.

Do you have something for the ladies? Um, oh, ah, yeah, sorry, I didn’t think that through

The best part is that they have registered the name Pecker Supporter

Mitt Romney now raising funds with a range of underwear

For those men who suffer the common problem of their pecker suddenly falling off.

Thank you for calling Pecker Support
If this call is about Pure Style, press 1 to be placed on hold forever.
If this call is about Comfort Fitting, press 2 to be placed on hold forever.

I don’t mind if it lifts, as long as it doesn’t separate.

Ahhhh, finally! The dick bra I’ve been looking for!

Yo! Support THIS!

Good morning cock-a-doodle-doo!

My girlfriend supports mine much more effective.

Good customer support is always welcome!

“Effective immediately, the use of starch in laundering underwear is strictly forbidden!” – Col. Sherman Potter

These guys obviously don’t know dick.

Boy, the stuff they get away with that doesn’t end up on Adult Engrish!

Support the pecker! Let’s raise funds to it! It can’t rise up by itself.

Nothing like being straight to the point.

Does it come in extra long?

No good, I keep stretching it out, they need a reinforced pocket.

“I’m confident that if we mobilize our supporters we can win the 2012 erection. I’m Senator Richard Pecker and I approved this caption.”

Finally a new alias for Dick ^_^

New Asian Size for that smaller member!

Should you require pecker support, our small staff and hirsute undersecretaries are standing by.

It lifts AND separates!

Satisfaction felt for this item is 100% GUARANTEED.

Not satisfied? Call 1-800-PECKERX and you will receive additional support and comfy feeling for your ‘pecker’

♪ oh i wish i was an oscar meyer weiner ♪♫

get joe montana and ronnie lott to endorse this product; they’ve done something like that before:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qs7QfqYXl0

But, does it grow in the dark?

Pure style. You stay classy Pecker Supporter®. I’m Ron Burgundy

I imagine Pelicans would find this useful.

Recommended by 9 out of 10 birds.

The style that can support feelings

that throbbed when

meeting the love more further

Please wear while voting, it will make you feel more comfortable.

Could this mean they abolished hanging in Japan?

Keep your pecker up and your knickers on.

Cums in three sizes.

Egads, Watson! We seem to have stumbled over a prototype of the Asian lower decker pecker checker.

I have always thoughts that only nuts need support….now I KNOW it is true !!!

There once was a much-envied John Porter
Who went cycling sans his Pecker Supporter
He took a sudden spill and it caused a big thrill
When a hawk mistook his wang as road kill

Do you have one that bends to the left?

Even I can at least admire the Japanese for their no-nonsense advertising. No doubt in North America these would have a convoluted, politically-correct brand name for something like this. The Japanese don’t bother with all that — just say it like it is. A pecker supporter.

‘SCUSE ME! sir! do you a have Size: Asian?

Pecker Supporter: because if you don’t support it early on, it may hang longer.