Leopars print temptations

I’ve heard a lot of names for them, but never ‘Oil Bags’.

Could be shorts for a porn movie

Watch out boys she’ll chew you up! She’s a man-eater!

Leopars are so popular they will one day own the whole printing business… among lingerie and aesthetic surgery, of course.

I am waiting for the foam leotards to come out.

This is a public service announcement. Plump breasts are now in effect!

– You don’t look so well…
– I know… I have a leopard attack.

New hope for man boobs.

Here ma’m let me show you how its done.

Nothing yet? Let me massage them a little more.

Check your oil and water, ma’am? 😛

Trying to persuade leopards to part with their undergarments must have been pretty brutal.

Nice oil bags.

In the 70’s I had a Leopars print on black velvet.

Liquidity of the oil… yes, I try to get most of my investment advice from lingerie ads.

Plump breasts? Whoo-hoo! I’m Frank Perdue and I approved this chinglish!

Hey, why did you smack me? i just wanted to achieve your natural breast enhancement!

Who is this “torre” person…and can I have his job?

Oh Gos, son’t we all know that China is a well-known – oops, notorious – sog killing/eating nation?

Nothing like an upright woman.

I remember Joe Torre’s breasts being plump and thick. Must be a great product!

Save the leopars!

Popular fashion, style, sexy and can be used as an oil lamp for lighting during power outages.

Something will DEFINITELY be standing upright. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean, Guvnuh?

How do former Yankee managers get all the best jobs?

‘Liquidity of the oil, to make a breast can.’ Never heard them called that before.

Leopars? I nearly threw in my hand when I read that.

Yes. Women are like that. When they’re not upright they’re grand.

Cans, bazookas, jugs. Nothing new there.

Is this designed for women with three boobs?

Use SAE 10W – 40 for temperatures 32 to 90 Degrees F.

Use SAE 5W – 20 for temperatures32 to -20 degrees F.

USE SAE 15W – 50 for temperatures 90 to140 degrees F.

For temperatures outside these parameters, consult the manufacturer. (Ask for Torre)

Two cups, one leopard.

If it’s that tempting, I bet it’ll make other things stand upright as well… 😡

Hey I like to oil my breasts every once in awhile, it really does help them stand up right…

Everyone knows oil and milk don’t mix.

Will make your breasts stand upright, for your convenience when in need of quick shots of oil and/or milk