“Let you become more ralaxed”

posted on 16 Jun 2012 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of John Sandwick.
Mouse package found in Saudi Arabia (made in China). 

37 captions

  1. Kristo-Ham | 4:25 am |

    The best of rat is ralaxed freely. The worst of rat is ralaxed with restrictions.

  2. Algernon | 4:32 am |

    Does it come on a stick

  3. mickeygreeneyes | 5:22 am |

    Mouse! Rat! Just as long as it’s a dangerous rodent, that’s all I ask from life.

  4. mickeygreeneyes | 5:23 am |

    Mouse world? Isn’t that where Epcot is?

  5. DrLex | 5:55 am |

    Computer mouse with actual rat brain as CPU. Relax, only the best of rat is used for this product.

  6. jjhitt | 6:11 am |

    Today, the desktop. Tomorrow, The Mouse World!

  7. jjhitt | 6:14 am |

    The best of rat ralaxed freely. I guess that explains all these droppings on my desk.

  8. Seventz2rd o clock | 6:31 am |

    Ret ralated!

  9. Seventz2rd o clock | 6:33 am |

    Rat’s go!

  10. pijo | 6:38 am |

    Havent use rat before

  11. Peter | 6:43 am |

    Eat, drink and get married

  12. GwydionM | 7:53 am |

    The best of rat is passing yourself off as a harmless little mouse

  13. Firstborn | 9:58 am |

    I love how even computer technologies evolve. I can’t wait for the Beaver series.

  14. Marum | 6:36 pm |

    Ahh! KFR. (Kentucky Fried Rat)

  15. Marum | 6:40 pm |

    It couldn’t be more relaxed. IT’S DEAD!

  16. Jøsh | 7:32 pm |

    The Best of RATT

    Round and Round was a good song I guess. Ever notice that places like Saudi Arabia are finally getting western music from the 80’s? Then when some kid gets a tape they covet it like gold. Yes I said tape.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:36 pm |

    NOTE: To deactivate, use a small quantity of rat poison.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:37 pm |

    It must be a tail-less kind of rat.

  19. Jewels | 12:25 am |

    Lable on box: contains what items exactly? Mouse? Rat? Dead or alive?

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:52 am |

    A rat that contains items?

  21. alexmagnus | 4:53 am |

    Computer mouse moves the cursor and is harmless. Computer rat moves the same cursor but destroys everything on cursor’s way.

  22. Biff the Understudy | 8:30 am |

    They forgot “miserably”

  23. Pectolatra | 10:18 am |

    Let’s ralax freely at the Mouse World.

  24. coffeebot | 12:48 pm |

    Gee, Rat, what do you want to do tonight?
    Rat: The same thing we do every night, Pinky – try to take over the mouse world!

  25. Lollerskate | 8:21 pm |

    It’s all about the quality and ralaxation of your romantic night life until the strange monster makes you miserably miserably and miserably die.

  26. gtz | 2:55 am |

    A rat is bigger than a mouse, I guess that one must be a baby rat.

  27. gtz | 2:58 am |

    A baby rat in the mouse world.

  28. Sparky | 8:14 am |

    used on super computers only!

  29. Ro-an de Guzman | 1:21 pm |

    Throw your ol’ mouse off to trash can and take this SOFT, SMOOTH RAT with you and you’ll feel RALAXED! Compatible with ALL WINDOWS versions!

  30. All | 2:15 pm |

    I show you the mouse world. Excellent quality guaranteed.

  31. Laufle Kiszcz | 4:50 pm |

    Ha! Jin Mao Shu! they crack me up.

  32. hazffdbn | 11:20 am |

    wireless rat, amazing cyborg found in the shop

  33. Merrick | 6:17 pm |

    Well is it a rat or a mouse? At least make up your mind. Although we can all agree on the fact that it contains items.

  34. j s | 10:25 pm |

    In Chinese, as I understand it, there is no distinction between “rat” and “mouse”…they are both the same word: 鼠 (shu).

  35. coffeebot | 9:18 pm |

    1. Right click rat
    2. Press a key
    3. Let’s Engrish

  36. tim | 8:39 pm |

    I make sure all my best rats are relaxed freely. Wouldn’t do to have a rat relaxed in a regimented or stifiling way.

  37. The Dude | 7:21 am |

    “Containing Items”, it sells better now that they put the products in the boxes.

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