Our valet also sells insurance

posted on 12 Jun 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

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Photo courtesy of A.T.
Found in China. 

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  1. mickeygreeneyes | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At last my wife has found a pace to park.

  2. Big Fat Cat | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A legitimate option to euthanasia.

  3. DrLex | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Speed limit: 30mph. Minimum speed, of course.

  4. Algernon | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Great must be the dodgems

  5. scw | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Chinese means “Entrance to bumper car” (i.e. as found at amusement parks).

  6. Droll not Troll | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll sneak in through the exit, then.

  7. jjhitt | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @mickeygreeneyes : Thank you, I couldn’t say it, but I was thinking it.

  8. Sparky | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

  9. Ben | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Way out covered by shady lawyer.

  10. Peter Chan | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fortunately I have no driving licence.

  11. Biff the Understudy | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Officer, that car was hitting on me.

  12. GwydionM | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Zen and the Art of Insurance Fraud

  13. Tong | 2:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Baseball bat hire————$20
    BYO baseball bat————$10
    BYO car————————-Free

  14. Marum | 4:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So many ways, let me count them all.

  15. Marum | 4:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The carpark of Omar Kayham. All it costs is a jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and a few thou.

  16. Marum | 4:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tzun Tzu’s last book. The Art of Parking.

  17. Jøsh | 9:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …and don’t forget to fart in it.

  18. Someone | 9:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sorry sir, but you can’t drive. The percentage of alcohol in your blood is under the legal limit.

  19. mickeygreeneyes | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt– My pleasure. Thanks for the note.

  20. christopher | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    certainly a smash hit!

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hitting a car and then being hit by the dyadic Bai Ma ruler’s subject glossy ganoderma cake!? No, thanx.

  22. maxperiod | 8:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s an entrance to a bumper cars attraction.

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