Smokin’ hot!

posted on 30 Jun 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Gabrielle Oase.
Found at Beijing Holiday Inn buffet.  

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, I like ‘em crispy!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Just put those DVDs into microwave for a bit, baby!”

  3. Algernon | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wood fired perhaps

  4. J-Luke | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    The female manager apparently found some magazines in the chefs locker…

  5. mickeygreeneyes | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Just some pix of my wife’s red-hot butt.

  6. mickeygreeneyes | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Shouldn’t that be “flied lice”?

  7. JonnyTBone | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take a doggy bag please.

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    None for me, thanks. I had wieners with r@pe salad for lunch.

  9. Tong | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    I am an Asian, fried rice and hot chicks, what more can I ask for? That’s my kind of breakfast!

  10. jjhitt | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Holiday Inn has ALWAYS been like this.

  11. Chris | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is my kind of cookout!

  12. PeeBee | 9:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Takes “Eating Out” to a whole new level…

  13. GwydionM | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just right if you have a Deep Throat

  14. Pectolatra | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer raw porn.

  15. coffeebot | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Already saw this on the Spice Channel

  16. Sparky | 12:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hold the sauce!

  17. Peter Chan | 12:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Steamed cock is better

  18. Jøsh | 1:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    for some reason I want to imagine Will Smith saying “I just came in here for the rice…. but A’ITE!!!”

  19. RT | 3:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    that’s it… i’ll make my own fried rice, with blackjack and hookers! y’kno what, screw the fried rice [/bender]

  20. Marum | 4:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That will take thr wri of your truncheon.

  21. Marum | 4:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That will take the wrinkles out of your truncheon.

  22. Someone | 4:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Exactly what a barbecue should’ve been for in the first place: not just for the meat of an animal, but also for the meat of a hot chick.

  23. faulty wiring | 7:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    xxx bbq

  24. pasdrole | 2:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Could you hold the bbq sauce? I prefer whipped cream…

  25. The Rose that caption | 4:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I love you more than the Japanese love barbequed porn

  26. ribbonleaf | 7:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Meat?

  27. Tom P | 9:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you are new porn star?
    No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

  28. Jewels | 10:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Red-hot poker optional.

  29. SparklyBoof | 1:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    put my bowl right there…ohhhh yeah, riiiight THERE! that’s it!

  30. Nonsuch Ned | 3:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    if it’s going to be that kind of a party I’m gonna stick my d!ck in the mashed potatoes

  31. Bystander | 10:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer my porn sweet & sour.

  32. garudamon11 | 11:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No thanks, Im on a porn-free diet

  33. Jake | 10:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    would you like Mild, Medium, Hot, Smokin Hot, InterRacial, Gay, or Bi with them fries?

  34. Cahirr | 10:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take two… no, three please!

  35. Chris | 7:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I have the cream of sum yung guy with that?

  36. coffeebot | 4:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yay. I can have my trayf and shiksa at the same time.

  37. spitt | 2:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Comes in its own gravy.

  38. QueensEngrish | 8:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Steamy, spicy…. Oh… Honey, it’s not what it looks like…

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