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posted on 23 Jun 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Frank Lau.
Menu found in Beijing, China.
疙瘩湯 translates to “Dough Drop Soup”.

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  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What fine yellow and greens

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Highly recommended for people with flawless skin.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Never seen before: square pimples!

  4. faulty wiring | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks more like puke bisque

  5. J-Luke | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Add a pinch of basil and just a whiff of oregano… oh no, that is pimp le soup…

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be one of the side products of ‘Healthy Baby’.

  7. Sparky | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just for teens.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I will never eat tofu again. Yikes.

  9. Lora | 8:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, it’s supposed to cure pimples… but I don’t know if you’re supposed to eat it or rub it on on your face.

  10. Peter Chan | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I get goosebumps on reading this.
    疙瘩湯 translates NOT to “Dough Drop Soup”, but to “Goosebumps Soup”

  11. Marum | 12:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wondered what that white stuff was.

  12. Classic Steve | 1:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Have it as an acnetizer.

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 2:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yep, an anti-appetizer.

  14. Jewels | 4:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    With over 3000 items on the menu they’re desparate for new ideas for dishes……

  15. pasdrole | 8:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cream of Sebum Soup, special price!

  16. Tong | 8:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuse me, what are the white stuff in the soup.

  17. Droll not Troll | 1:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Freshly squeezed every morning.

  18. Laufle Kiszcz | 4:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Umm, its locally grown and freshly squeezed.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is one of the worst rated Engrishes as of lately.

  20. tadchem | 11:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Granny’s in the cellar
    Lordy, can’t you smell her
    Cooking greasy biscuits on the stove
    In her eye there is some matter
    That keeps dripping in the batter
    And she whistles as the [sniff] runs down her nose
    Down her nose, down her nose
    She whistles as the [sniff] runs down her nose
    In her eye there is some matter
    That keeps dripping in the batter
    And she whistles as the [sniff] runs down her nose

  21. Phir | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How ‘zit taste?

  22. coffeebot | 8:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    another fine product from Acne Soup Company

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