Can I get that without Ted?

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Macro-fish lens?

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Luckily, ass does not belong to Ted.

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   Algernon | 4:13 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   A donkey and a bear, what more can you ask for

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   J-Luke | 4:41 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   After the beef mountain you’ll surely need the recuperation charcoal pebble…

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   Droll not Troll | 4:43 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The beef mountain not,
   Yet the pebble pot;
   Boiled rice with ass
   Or ted mixtures….. with grass?

   Well, it’s poetry when you’ve smoked enough grass.

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:46 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Asses to asses, dust to dust. Roast in pieces!

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   mickeygreeneyes | 5:40 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Hmmm! Boiled rice with ass. Come here, honey, and let me spread this sticky white Asian grain dish all over your silky butt.

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   Chuck | 6:29 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   After eating the boiled rice with ass (or ted), you’ll need the full regimen of Recuperation Pebbles.

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   jjhitt | 6:31 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   “Marine products iron plate.” In my country we call them “ships”.

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    jjhitt | 6:35 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    I’ll have the Rehab Beef. I’m on a low-ass diet.

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    Lora | 7:02 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Marine products? Is that the seafood version of meat by-products?

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    DrLex | 7:34 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Ah, the Koreans, masters in the fine art of macro fish-baking.

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 7:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    @ DrLex: Samsung?

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    JonnyTBone | 7:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    mmmmmmmmm… sounds musky.

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    Bill Gates | 8:00 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’d always wondered what had happened to that convention of Teds held in Seoul.

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    Pectolatra | 9:55 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    What if I ask for Ted’s ass? Do I get a beef mountain instead?

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    larry/martha rippere | 9:59 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    roast meat kimchi beef. We say “you are in deep kimchi!” Same stuff???

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    RT | 11:14 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Ass and Ted’s Not-So-Excellent Adventures

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    GwydionM | 11:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Tell That to The Marines!

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    Marum | 3:03 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    None of our dishes cross the 50th parallel.

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    Droll not Troll | 9:52 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    @ Pectolatra: What you and Ted do in privacy is your business.

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    PeeBee | 5:37 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    What a coincidence. Octopus Iron Plate is my Kung-Fu name.

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    Toiletman | 10:29 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I hope that does not refer to ted Bundy…

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    coffeebot | 2:24 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Try the automotive broth

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    b. | 7:56 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Hey, Why’s the bathroom locked? Oh, that’s just Ted! He’s in there making fresh beef mountain!

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    Droll not Troll | 9:24 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    @ Toiletman: I don’t think so. It’s a long time since Ted Bundy’s ass was in stir……….. fry.

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    DECMATH | 5:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Seafood green is … you don’t want to know. But pan fried with onions, it’s dee-lish!

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    Sparky | 9:43 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Ted takes one for the team.

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    tadchem | 8:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Mommy! Can I have a plate of Octopus Iron?

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    slipstick | 10:33 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Can I get a beef mountain that HAS become pebble please?

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    Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 9:30 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Marine products broth. I think that means “fish soup”, but I’m suddenly back in the choke-’n-puke at MCRD San Diego. Oorah.

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    Chris | 7:17 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Jeffrey Dahmer prefers the ted mixtures.

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    hpcharlie | 8:40 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Marine products – I’m picturing the waiter bringing a plate of anchor, oil drum, old depth charge…

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    Valerie | 12:28 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Damnit, Ted! I told you to stick with the group!

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