Photo courtesy of Ausra Venckus.
Menu from Korean restaurant.
Luckily, ass does not belong to Ted.
A donkey and a bear, what more can you ask for
After the beef mountain you’ll surely need the recuperation charcoal pebble…
The beef mountain not,
Yet the pebble pot;
Boiled rice with ass
Or ted mixtures….. with grass?
Well, it’s poetry when you’ve smoked enough grass.
Asses to asses, dust to dust. Roast in pieces!
Hmmm! Boiled rice with ass. Come here, honey, and let me spread this sticky white Asian grain dish all over your silky butt.
After eating the boiled rice with ass (or ted), you’ll need the full regimen of Recuperation Pebbles.
“Marine products iron plate.” In my country we call them “ships”.
I’ll have the Rehab Beef. I’m on a low-ass diet.
Marine products? Is that the seafood version of meat by-products?
Ah, the Koreans, masters in the fine art of macro fish-baking.
@ DrLex: Samsung?
mmmmmmmmm… sounds musky.
I’d always wondered what had happened to that convention of Teds held in Seoul.
What if I ask for Ted’s ass? Do I get a beef mountain instead?
roast meat kimchi beef. We say “you are in deep kimchi!” Same stuff???
Ass and Ted’s Not-So-Excellent Adventures
Tell That to The Marines!
None of our dishes cross the 50th parallel.
@ Pectolatra: What you and Ted do in privacy is your business.
What a coincidence. Octopus Iron Plate is my Kung-Fu name.
I hope that does not refer to ted Bundy…
Try the automotive broth
Hey, Why’s the bathroom locked? Oh, that’s just Ted! He’s in there making fresh beef mountain!
@ Toiletman: I don’t think so. It’s a long time since Ted Bundy’s ass was in stir……….. fry.
Seafood green is … you don’t want to know. But pan fried with onions, it’s dee-lish!
Ted takes one for the team.
Mommy! Can I have a plate of Octopus Iron?
Can I get a beef mountain that HAS become pebble please?
Marine products broth. I think that means “fish soup”, but I’m suddenly back in the choke-’n-puke at MCRD San Diego. Oorah.
Jeffrey Dahmer prefers the ted mixtures.
Marine products – I’m picturing the waiter bringing a plate of anchor, oil drum, old depth charge…
Damnit, Ted! I told you to stick with the group!
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