I don’t think Johnny Knoxville is home…

Where all the donkeys hang out

I think this was the sequel to ‘Animal House’. Went straight to DVD.

Probably not far away from the *insert a naughty bit* and the *insert an even naughtier bit*

Press a button and it starts to vibrate wildly

The toga parties stink.

This house sometimes has a night on its own tiles.

Wild Ass, you make my heart sing.
Wild Ass, I think I love you.

Welcome to Wild Ass House. Today’s special: a can of Whoop-ass.

Actually, I was looking for the Smart Ass House…

God, I’ve got to take my address sign down!

It’s wild, but it’s not lupus…

@krysto4: It’s right next to the Bad Ass House.

How much for a hummer and a five-way?

Hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.

At last! A location where smorking and hullabaloo are permitted.

If anyone is inclined to point out that isn’t “true Engrish”, please proceed to the Dumb Ass House (home of the Silent Donkeys).

Ironically, their parties are boring.

What a silly ass sign.

This house may contain teenagers and onagers.

Obviously they don’t have donkey in their vocabulary.

Does this sign make my ass look wild?

At least we shouldn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition.

@Seventy2rd o clock: Nobody expects the Spammish repetition…Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam…

On that, it is interesting to note that Spam turned 75 yesterday.

@ Silly Uncle Willy: Wow, 75?! I wonder how it tastes after so many decades…
PS: By the way, isn’t Spam an Engrish thing? 😉

They ran out of wild horses?

Tame ass house on right

So, this is where the wild hairs people get up their ass comes from, yes?

what a name for whorehouse!

The more conservative houses didn’t want or need a silly sign.

this sign was found in a body part zoo?
i thought asses and elbows could be housed in the same building.

Original title for This Old House until Bob Vila got the Sears contract.

The Big A** house is up the hill to the left. The Bad A** house is around the hill and behind the raging waterfall. The Smart A** house is past the library to the right (though they think you should have already known that), The silly A** house is in the middle of the meadow that you will reach if you continue right past the Smart A** house and onto the very windy path. The stupid A** house and the Mean A** house are next to the towns prison. The Fat A** house is in the restaurant quartes and the… Read more »