I seem to have lost his trail…

From God: Time to shower boyfriend!

Can’t find your boyfrend named God? Just follow your nose…

Try praying to Saint Deodorus instead.

A bar of soap and deodorant might help

He ran away because of his girlfrend’s many silly T-shirts.

A little Summer’s Eve will clear that up nicely.

Comes with matching “Amen” panties.

There is no “i” in your pungent boyfrend, I guess that means he has left and you are dumped.

“Hi dog” would be better in this context.

Smells like holy spirit.
It’s fun to lose and pretend….. Nevermind.

You can get Early Pungent Tests in any drugstore.

Hold on, I’m gonna ask St. Valentine.

My son, as I have told you many times, it’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

@ Mickeygreeneyes: And it’s Pam and Steve, not Pam and Eve. And it’s also not Pam, Pam, Pam and Steve. Or Pam, Pam, Eve and Steve. And definitely not Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Eve and Pam.
(I don’t like Pam!)

@ chris: Hmmm. All of those groups sound intriguing to me. And just to be clear, my comment was not intended as gay bashing, just a joke. And it took me THIS long, Chris, to get the Python connection! Yeah, I just decided to have some canned spiced ham for lunch. Thanks, pal!

Sounds like someone drank too much “transformed water”.

@Mickeygreeneyes: I knew you weren’t gay bashing. Glad you got the Monty Python reference!

Hey God, you ain’t busy are you? Am I being too familiar? Is that thunderbolt a subtle hint?

Boyfrend? We don’t need no steeeenking boyfrend!

Boyfriend gets the hose again.

Does your boyfriend stink? Pray to God for a new one!

And God sayeth “he hath taken a shower and leaveth thou for a less odorouse one.”

“ask and ye shall receive!” [/God]
*boyfriend gets the runs, rushes to restroom*

God: Sorry I have no any pungent your boyfrend. What about an odorous my boyfiend?

Yeah, I guess you start this message “Hey God” because no one else understands it…

@SF: Besides having poor taste in boyfriends, the girl is dyslexic… she meant to have her T-shirt made to say ‘Hi, Dog’.

T shirt designed by God, with hidden support, for the uplifting of the fallen.

@ Chris: it’spam!

Something is about to happy…………………………especially when he takes a shower 🙂

Please stop stalking me.

A. Pungent

Hopefully your boyfrend has just stepped out to pick up some green…

Your boyfriend are a shower take and pungency exigence I lose. The sorry.

What “Dear God it’s Me” Margaret wears on casual Friday