Smile Pocket

posted on 17 Jul 2012 in Stationery

Alice sent me.

Photo courtesy of Mary Maciejewski.
Stationery from Japan. 

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  1. jjhitt | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One can isn’t going to do it. I need to fill the bathtub, dunk my head and suck.

  2. DrLex | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a smile in your pocket, or are you just having fresh feelings?

  3. RJF | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flush out those stale, old, worn out feelings.

  4. DrLex | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The moisture replenishment is more important than the mental breakdown caused by seeing talking soda cans.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank you, I already drank my girlfriend.

  6. mickeygreeneyes | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Then eat me after the weather. But we have to finish before Dave comes on. I hate to miss his monologue.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    People can tell you’ve been drinking Smile Pocket when they see the the lint in your teeth.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Mommy, mommy! I put my hand into my smile pocket and it bit me!!

  9. Algernon | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Something to give warm moist feels

  10. Jonnytbone | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m waiting for the super-sized Smile Sack.

  11. Biff the Understudy | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Smile Pocket became self-aware at 2:19 am August 29, 1997.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Hello Can I buy you a drink?

  13. Pectolatra | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I always have my pockets smiling in the beginning of the month.
    And then, there is the credit card bill.

  14. Silly Uncle Willy | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful! Fresh feelings your smile pocket in public can get you arrested in some states.

  15. Sparky | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Friend, yes you can can!

  16. Ben | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess fresh feelings are a direct marketing challenge to its rival, Pocari Sweat.

  17. coffeebot | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I bought a smile today. I think I might have somebody’s soul.

  18. Lora | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a smile in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  19. GwydionM | 11:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My trouser pockets tell me you’re too moist for us

  20. Timo | 12:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I saw Fresh Feelings open for Nas at the garden in ’09. Great show!

  21. Marum | 1:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Do you have a snake in your pocket?”
    ‘No. Why?’
    “Because it just bit me.”

  22. hpcharlie | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mama always told me, the moisture replenishment is important!

  23. Khy | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One liter of fesh feeling in your pocket.

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