Their Sumatra dark roast is to die for…

posted on 14 Jul 2012 in Buildings, Signs

Photo courtesy of Gregg Porter.
Found in Kyoto, Japan. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: 9 out of 10 japanese housewives can’t tell the difference between coffee and a coffin.

  2. Algernon | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Or perhaps a lottery

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where are those times when funerals were absolutely caffeine-free…

  4. SF | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Zombeans.

  5. GwydionM | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Die Hard With a Cappuccino

  6. Frank Burns | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Right next to the tea toumb.

  7. Lora | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s a sign in the back that lists the number of days since someone died of caffeine overdose – zero!

  8. Sparky | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Do gravediggers get their coffee among the burial grounds?

  9. coffeebot | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmm, casket is too big, I’ll just take an urn

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Home of Funeral Bear.
    Owner: J.

  11. jjhitt | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘For grounds you are, and unto grounds you shall return.”

  12. jjhitt | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have a cappuccino with a shot, two stab wounds and a ligature mark.

  13. Pectolatra | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s over already! No coffee, new caffeine-free world!!

  14. Frank Burns | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Burried in hallowed grounds.

  15. mickeygreeneyes | 9:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, Cara Mia, you see I was right when I said this would be the perfect name for our new business venture.

  16. Terri | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We replaced the coffee urn in this restaurant with a cremation urn filled with Folger’s Crystals. Let’s see if they can tell the difference…

  17. RT | 10:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    we are gathered here today to mourn our dear brother, Folgers…

  18. Ducky | 11:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Good to the last… *gghrlglrg*… (drop)

  19. Bob T | 12:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If my wife poisons my coffee do I have grounds for divorce?

  20. Biff the Understudy | 12:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If the coffee gasket on your espresso machine fails, it’ll cost a lot to fix.

  21. Classic Steve | 1:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    For when you’re feeling dead in the morning.

  22. KellogGold | 3:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Will that be sugar or cremation?

  23. Marum | 4:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Serice conducted by The Latte Day Saints.

  24. Marum | 4:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Service! damn! Service.

  25. Droll not Troll | 9:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Frank Burns: Shouldn’t that be the tea urn?

  26. Dawn | 9:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They clearly took part of the Turkish proverb a bit too seriously:

    “Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.”

  27. Bill Gates | 1:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A tisket, a tasket, a red and yellow casket.

  28. Droll not Troll | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If I see froth on top of the casket, I’m outta here!

  29. Repetitious | 3:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Vampires are everywhere, they’ve got their own coffee shops.

  30. craig | 11:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Coffee to go!

  31. TwilightSparkle | 12:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, it seems the brother of Sofas and Quills’s proprietor opened this one up.

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