Why wont anyone tell me?

posted on 1 Jul 2012 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Edo Berger.
Shirt found in Nepal.  

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  1. Algernon | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …… (insert your favourite word here)

  2. Algernon | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dunno!

  3. Tong | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Too much sex.

  4. SF | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes we can.

  5. faulty wiring | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    won’t wear this shirt?

  6. Droll not Troll | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I think it’s because they accidentally.

  7. Lora | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …will eat their own boogers but not brussel sprouts?
    …make everything they touch unbearably sticky??
    …always suffer from severe projectile vomiting at 2 AM???
    …MAKE ME VERY AFRAID WHEN I HEAR THEY ARE THE FUTURE?!?

    Please don’t take this seriously. I love kids. I just had two for breakfast! :-)

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t this.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Probably because not of the moon.

  10. coffeebot | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …if you can tell me why the adults.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The answer might be on the back of the shirt.

  12. Firstborn | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s because their dads didn’t use

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t look at ME!

  14. Chuck | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And why do the Engrish ?

  15. whirlabou | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Why not?

  16. TheUnknown | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, when a man loves a woman, they

  17. jjhitt | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because of monkeys.
    PLEASE use the rocker.

  18. KellogGold | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Further proof that abstinence only education does not

  19. Frax | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because racecar, that’s why!

  20. D | 9:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pluralist bigotry! Why not A child of the world?
    Xenophobia! Why not the children of A world?
    Ageism! Why not…

  21. Someone | 11:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s because.

  22. Pectolatra | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, they didn’t even.

  23. Peter Chan | 12:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because the adults of Nepal

  24. RT | 2:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what is this i don’t even

  25. Marum | 3:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t vote? Because if they did we’d probably have Donald Duck politicians, instead of the Mickey Mouse ones we have at present.

  26. icecube | 5:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This shirt was designed by horse_ebooks

  27. Tong | 7:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Electricity shortage, no TV.

  28. Tom P | 9:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ We are the world, we are the children, ♪
    We are the ones who make a brighter day
    So lets start giving ♪

  29. DrLex | 1:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I really hate it when people don’t finish their

  30. Sparky | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just google it up.

  31. Dane | 10:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …refuse to finish their sentences?

  32. The Rose that caption | 2:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    International Love…

  33. Nonsuch Ned | 3:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s all because of the dang hippity hop music.

  34. Pete | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WHITE DOVE BABY:

    Can anyone tell me why
    The children of the world
    Have to pay the price?
    And now your telling me
    You’ve seen it all before
    I know that’s right but still
    It breaks my heart

  35. Buzz Killington | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …have such short attention spans?

  36. gwann | 11:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is from the song “White Dove” by Scorpions.

    “Can anyone tell me why
    The children of the world
    Have to pay the price”

  37. l2646134 | 2:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crappy condoms.

  38. hpcharlie | 9:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    42

  39. eaf27 | 10:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    they’re the easiest to fool.

  40. coffeebot | 4:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We here at Sentence Fragment T-shirts

  41. kioku | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    let my type this into google and see what the suggested searches are:

    “Can anyone tell me why the children of the world have to pay the price”

    is the only suggestion, so I guess that must be it!

  42. QueensEngrish | 8:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No. I wish I knew. But kids will be kids.

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