You smell like you need some green

posted on 4 Jul 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

I’m just going to the garden to freshen up…

Photo courtesy of djmix.
Sign spotted in China. 

23 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    Careful not to tread on it.

  2. jjhitt | 4:12 am |

    This message brought to you by the Kryptonite Mining Association.

  3. Jazzy | 4:18 am |

    Don’t get fresh with Daisy.

  4. SF | 4:33 am |

    That cut of ham looks fresh.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:58 am |

    ….. and pink makes you flesh.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:34 am |

    Being green with envy doesn’t make me feel fresh at all.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:50 am |

    Just the right thing for boyfriend a pungent – wherever he is.

  8. Peter | 6:01 am |

    Of course . . . because Red makes you rot.

  9. Pectolatra | 8:32 am |

    You certainly wouldn’t say that to Hulk’s face.

  10. Terri | 9:26 am |

    Black makes you proud
    Red makes you injured

  11. coffeebot | 9:34 am |

    Plant! The Freshmaker!

  12. Lora | 12:06 pm |

    Unless you eat ten chili dogs and then ride the roller coaster. Then green is a warning to other riders that they’re about to be NOT as fresh!

  13. Marum | 5:45 pm |

    Sorry Kermit. It is eerie being green.

  14. jjhitt | 3:58 am |

    Thumb down this comment… see if I care.

  15. FRANK BURNS | 8:12 am |

    Thats the international symbol for “No Italian flowers.”

  16. GwydionM | 10:03 am |

    Brown undoes all the nice freshening

  17. FRANK BURNS | 1:58 pm |

    Plaid makes you indecisive.

  18. FRANK BURNS | 2:00 pm |

    Rainbow makes you….well you know.

  19. Sparky | 5:38 am |

    Just put a pinch between your cheeks.

  20. Pass the dutchy | 3:28 pm |

    Green makes you fresh…
    They smoked the green stuff?

  21. eaf27 | 10:20 pm |

    so that’s why i pinched her butt after i ate the salad. sure mister blame it on the green.

  22. coffeebot | 4:29 pm |

    …back when it was called Massengreen

  23. Myself | 10:17 pm |

    Good thing I live in Oregon, where it’s legal.

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