Always worked for squirrels…

posted on 29 Aug 2012 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Jessica Bauldry.
T-shirt found in teenage girls’ section of dept. store in Vietnam. 

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  1. krysto4 | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sometimes you feel like a nut…

  2. iLock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Hahahahahaha, I. Want. This. Shirt!

  3. iLock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Wont this just remind the teenage girls that they can’t be happy?

  4. Algernon | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nut sack, hmm I think they call that a scrotum

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t remember what I just forgot…

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s Engrish in a nutsack, Better than nutshell.

  7. iLock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are they saying that you need metaphorical balls to learn how to
    ride a bike, which will make you happy.

    Anyway, I eagerly await the authors coming additions to his theory….

  8. Hirayuki | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Random Pithy Quote From “That Pink Girl” Blog Here -

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My own theory says you have your nut sack more or less your entire life. Except if a bike accident is about to happy. Or if you’re a woman of the opposite sex, of course.

  10. Tommy | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    A bike is a terrible place to have a nutsack. Mine is always getting caught on the bars and rubbing against the seat. In other areas of life it brings me happiness. If you don’t have a nutsack of your own, I’ll let you hold on to mine for a while. Just remember, don’t….

  11. iLock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sometimes I think it would be better not having a nut sack on the bike!

  12. iLock | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    At least it didn’t say ‘in other areas on the body’…

  13. Jonnytbone | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Isn’t that the theme of the GOP convention this year?

  14. iLock | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    True, just look at Lance Armstrong!

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Author of this text is definitely one of those Nuts Guys who sell underwear.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Happiness is a warm….. nutsack?

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I remember when bikes had a leather pouch hanging under the back of the seat but I though that was a tool pouch. Which is even more disturbing, come to think of it.

  18. Pectolatra | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Girls, get married with a male cyclist as soon as you can!

  19. Pectolatra | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Jessica Bauldry, please go to the adult women section of this dept store so we can see a t-shirt with more of this theory!

  20. Frank Burns | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Deep thoughts by Jack Handy.

  21. Frank Burns | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t say nutsack in front of grandma.

  22. Stopchicks | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Scrotal neuropathy FTW!

  23. Droll not Troll | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This theory, like any other, should be subjected to rigorous testes. It’s the scientific method.

  24. faulty wiring | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The secret to happiness is actually when someone else has your nutsack

  25. J-Luke | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Boyfriend: now called nutsack in Vietnam…

  26. Peter Chan | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Surprise . . . . Perfectly written Engrish. NO grammatical and spelling error AT ALL . . . anybody?

  27. Darth Na'vi | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    5+ rating. There is NO WAY I could have written this, as a “native En speaker”. Speechless at its “your own nut sack. On a bike anyway…”

    I mean, I’m sorry, but, do I KNOW you??????????????

  28. pijo | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I need to know more about your theory, how can having own nut sack make you happy? If you mean “that” nut sack, what about female human?

  29. DrLex | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    There is no other way to put it, the guy who wrote this is nuts.

  30. Julia | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, great. You’ve just given me nut sack envy. (On the bike anyway.)

    Signed, A Woman

  31. Nonsuch Ned | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    aw, Hirayuki kind of ruined it by revealing that it had a non-engrish source, but it is still an engrishy thing to take a random non-sequitur quote and put it on a shirt without any context. Still, you gotta believe this blogger is having the laugh of a lifetime knowing her random little soundbite was taken off the net and put on a t-shirt on the other side of the world.
    http://www.thatpinkgirl.com/2012/05/shiner-gasp.html

  32. demondude777 | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Move over penis envy…theres a new envy on the block!

  33. Biff the Understudy | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All true. But get one without a varicocele if you can.

  34. Biff the Understudy | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think the shirt is advertising truck nutz for bicyclists. Sounds like they’re considering expanding the line to other types of vehicles, maybe unicycles and pogo sticks. More on that theory later.

  35. jjhitt | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes. I AM happy.

  36. RT | 12:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    who needs the power of the schwarz when you have spaceballs?

  37. garudamon11 | 12:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, having a nutsack while riding a bike can be quite…. cumbersome

  38. Marum | 1:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes. My nut sack is very handy, when I need to ride the local bike.

  39. Lora | 2:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The non-adult Engrish seems to get a little less non-adult every day…

  40. Lora | 2:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bikes: Strong enough for a man, but made for a women.

    (I wonder if enough people will still get the old deodorant ad reference?)

  41. Marum | 3:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lora.

    I like the spoof ad.

    Customer: I’d like some deoderant.

    Sales assistant: Ball or stick type sir?

    Customer: No! Just for under the arms.

  42. RT | 5:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    did you know i am riding this bike backwards? HYAH!

  43. Gtancx | 3:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I sincerely hope that more on this theory is going to be written on a pair of long johns..

  44. GwydionM | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And don’t go giving rides to strange nut-sacks

  45. Manana | 10:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One ziplock baggie, put some peanuts in, and you have a nutsack for girl! Happy happiness ladies!

  46. slickjones34 | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the secret to unhappiness….. dare i say…… is a vagina?!

  47. Lalenya | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For the squirrelly girlie!

  48. Lalenya | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nutsacks: for the squirrelly girlie!

  49. Mick | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder what this would say if it wasn’t a girls t-shirt…

  50. Phillip Dye | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who knew nut sacks came in plaid?

  51. Casey | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    More on my theory later. Stay tuned.

  52. Cheesecat | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t buy into that crap, girls! Nutsacks don’t combine too well with bicycles!

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