Comes with rancid tea

posted on 2 Aug 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Sorry, it was just the waiter

Photo courtesy of Chris Palkovacs.
Menu spotted in Myanmar. 

39 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |

    I just want to puke with this.

  2. Algernon | 4:03 am |

    Stinks which ever way you want

  3. jjhitt | 4:09 am |

    Don’t get the Poo Poo Platter.

  4. mickeygreeneyes | 4:18 am |

    Could I get that with disgusting stench instead of offensive odor? And a diet coke, please.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    Can I have squid with ordinary ink instead of st-ink?

  6. J-Luke | 4:25 am |

    Sorry, our fridge broke down about a month ago…

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |

    The squid ran out of under-tentacle deodorant.

  8. jjhitt | 4:28 am |

    It’s Nose Holdin’ Good.

  9. jjhitt | 4:30 am |

    Putrescence : It’s what’s for dinner.

  10. Tong | 4:31 am |

    No offense taken. Nothing a deodorant and a lighter can’t fix.

  11. DrLex | 4:34 am |

    Our squid is guaranteed to have been rotting for at least five days in plain sunlight.

  12. jjhitt | 4:35 am |

    What did you expect from a place that paints it’s menu on the side of a dumpster?O

  13. SF | 4:45 am |

    I’ll have durian for dessert.

  14. DECMATH | 5:45 am |

    At least it’s truthful. I wonder if there’s a sign outside asking people to please vote for the Oppressive Despot Party candidate.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:47 am |

    ”Waiter! There’s too much squid in my odor!”

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:50 am |

    All guests in unison:
    ”Squid, squid, squid, odor and squid, squid, squid, squid, squid, squid…”

  17. Sparky | 5:51 am |

    His face
    Was smooth
    And cool as ice
    And oh and OMG
    Squid smelled so nice
    Burma-Shave

    (You have to think about this. Hint: Burma)

  18. FRANK BURNS | 6:03 am |

    Truth in advertising laws have come to Myanmar.

  19. Lora | 7:39 am |

    Jingle bells, some squid smells, a hundred miles away…

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:50 am |

    Offense accepted!

  21. coffeebot | 8:06 am |

    Would you like some wilted shrimp chips with that?

  22. Pectolatra | 8:12 am |

    We’ll charge you extra if you say we should be sorry.

  23. Biff the Understudy | 9:20 am |

    Anyone want to take a crack at a re-translation? (It’s Thai, right? Burmese script looks like a string of soap bubbles.)

  24. Biff the Understudy | 9:23 am |

    First we tear gas you, then you eat. It’s the Burmese way.

  25. Dale | 11:49 am |

    “I hate to be difficult, but do you suppose that the chef could go light on the offensive odor? I’m on a low-odor diet.”

  26. Buzz Killington | 11:59 am |

    This is taking truth in advertising a little too far…

  27. Peter Chan | 12:41 pm |

    Love that. I’n sure they are selling that out because of their honesty

  28. Me | 12:45 pm |

    Waiter, take this back! The odor told me I was fat!

  29. Droll not Troll | 9:11 pm |

    The squid has been down-voting on this page.

  30. Chuck | 9:19 pm |

    Who do I complain to about the dirty fork ?

  31. Goofy | 5:40 am |

    It’s probably a direct translation. You’ll hear sellers hawking Smelly Tofu in China, with the emphasis on the smelly.

  32. Goofy | 5:40 am |

    It’s probably a direct translation. You’ll hear sellers hawking Smelly Tofu in China, with the emphasis on the smelly.

  33. EffEff | 11:34 am |

    Squid: tastes like chicken, but smells like catoblepas.

  34. Lollerskate | 9:05 pm |

    The three levels of bad odor: Stinky, Nauseating, and Offensive

  35. Jj | 1:21 pm |

    Script is Thai. The first item on the menu is “Pad Grapow” (Chillies and Thai basil leaves stir-fried). Burmese script is very, very different.

  36. powpow | 10:47 pm |

    Would you like puke with that?

  37. powpow | 10:47 pm |

    Would you like puke with that?

  38. TomLing | 7:34 pm |

    This is Thailand, not Burma

  39. froog | 10:17 pm |

    Offensive odour. Why would it be offensive? Like…???

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