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posted on 26 Aug 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Yudhi Nugraha.
Found in Indonesia. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do the bras act as floaties

  2. GwydionM | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t wear dustier pyjamas. Sleep under water with our ladies and some delightful fishes.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This gave me a pretty good idea what I’m going to put the next time into my aquarium.

  4. faulty wiring | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Laddered socks, pre-wet underwear & dusty pyjamas…welcome to the Japanese vending machine factory outlet

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Ladies under water
    Whatever you want
    It’s so f**king spesial
    I wish I was spesial ♫

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Obvy, KAOS, the international organisation of evil, is responsible for these signs What they need is some CONTROL.

  7. Tong | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Love my mermaids. They are very spesial to me. I got them in Wal-mart Indonesia.

  8. iLock | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess Mermaids Strip Clubs have hit Indonesia.

    In New Zealand we have a strip club where naked women
    swim around in giant fish tanks…

  9. pijo | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Second installment of Shyamalan’s classic?

  10. Biff the Understudy | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lucy in the ocean with pearls…

  11. Biff the Understudy | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oops forgot the ♫

  12. Pectolatra | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do we choose the ladies like lobsters in a restaurant?

  13. J-Luke | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds a bit fishy to me…

  14. Lora | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our new duster pujamas help you to feel relaxed and comfy while polishing your furniture to a lovely sheen! Warning: may cause watery eyes and sneezing. Not recommended for allergy sufferers.

  15. Classic Steve | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Preparing for your next wet T-shirt contest?

  16. Peter Chan | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My . . . I never knew “pyjamas” had three spelling variants rather than two (!!)

  17. jjhitt | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Chaos Khaki Jaunita… International terrorist and donkey show performer.

  18. jjhitt | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Pajamas for sleeping with the fishes.

  19. coffeebot | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cement slippers included

  20. Marum | 10:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The trouble with Mermaids:
    1. They’re not fish enough to eat.
    2. They’re not woman enought to f—-.

  21. Marum | 10:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Betcha ya wouldn wanita my socks.

  22. Marum | 10:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Algernon. By the look of them, and the average Asian woman….Probably.

  23. Droll not Troll | 1:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pectolatra: You reminded me of the “Meet the meat” scene in “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”, then I remembered that it said “I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body?” and my mind went to a whole ‘nother place. 😛

  24. Sparky | 9:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wanita..I neeta.

  25. Brian Griffin | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Pakaian Dalam Wanita” – Women’s Undergarments. (“Pakaian Dalam” – undergarments, “Wanita” – woman)

    Indonesian language and Malay language are pretty close (but yet so far), so I can guess that one easily.

  26. Nonsuch Ned | 2:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    A Lady under water? My search for Excalibur is finally at an end!

  27. NC | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How do you translate Pakaian dalam wanita to ladies underwater. Who was the one translating this? Do they think no one understands English?

  28. Myself | 11:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Nonsuch Ned
    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

  29. Myself | 11:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Makes sense that they would mistranslate “ladies’ underwear” as “ladies underwater”. It’s probably just a spelling mistake – showing once again how much a few mistakes can change a message.

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