Engrish system overroad….

posted on 19 Aug 2012 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Damien Robinson.
Found on bathroom door in a hotel in Japan.
“Bus” is supposed to be “bath”.  

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I love steampunk!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Next station, Room 217!”

  3. iLock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cool, I can have a bath on the bus and save time in the morning!
    Thanks Japan!

  4. Algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Do the wheels go round and round

  5. iLock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No Eating
    No Drinking
    No Loud Music
    No Blowing Bubbles!

  6. iLock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please exit before the last stop, or you will be flushed down the drain.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Our steam buses are fully equipped with fire alarms, so use them as much as you want. However, fire extinguishers cannot do.”

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When the hot water and air conditioning don’t work it really gets me steamed! I blame the system.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, the heck with it! I’ll run myself a nice bubble bus and relax with my rubber duck.

  10. jjhitt | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    System Of A Bus. (♫)

  11. Silly Uncle Willy | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Ilock: I’m Bubbles and I approved this message.

  12. J-Luke | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Use what? What???

  13. faulty wiring | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The ‘Please understand the situation’ part is a little optimistic

  14. jjhitt | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Steampunk bathroom.

  15. Marum | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I get steamed up when my bus is late.

  16. Chris | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ilock: Bubbles is very disappointed.

  17. Chris | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ jjhitt: I see what you did there. Good one!

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So it’s Michael Sorrentino’s fault that nothing works!

  19. jjhitt | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sometime after 10:00 AM, someone left the door of the bus open. The steam caused the fire alarm to go off. This made the air conditioner to fill with hot water. And that is how your cat died.

  20. Sparky | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We’re all Bozos on this bus.

  21. Pectolatra | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Who would want to use hot water and air conditioner at the same time, anyway?

  22. Biff the Understudy | 10:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like the Maker movement has gained a lot of popularity in Japan recently.

  23. Biff the Understudy | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They didn’t mention the hand grenade.

  24. DragonLady | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I understand.

  25. DragonLady | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rage against the machine–er, system.

  26. coffeebot | 3:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    STEAM BUS twice as fast as the old Ironclad Bus

  27. mickeygreeneyes | 7:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And if you come to a fork in the road, take it!

  28. Smegma | 2:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Remember, use it.

  29. DrLex | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, but I do not think I understand the situation.

  30. Silly Uncle Willy | 12:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Steam powered buses. Next thing you know they’ll make a phone without wires!

  31. EffEff | 2:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If the bus starts sucking, run like hell.

  32. Jøsh | 5:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In addition fill a mans hat with perfume and a floating plum.

  33. boo | 10:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m convinced this is just code for drug smugglers

  34. pijo | 2:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Engrish here is formidable

  35. Robert | 12:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s not a hotel, it’s a youth hostel or guest house for sure.

  36. Tharthan | 6:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think this was miswritten because “bath” in Japanese is 『バス』(basu.)

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