Engrish system overroad….

posted on 19 Aug 2012 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Damien Robinson.
Found on bathroom door in a hotel in Japan.
“Bus” is supposed to be “bath”.  

36 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    I love steampunk!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    ”Next station, Room 217!”

  3. iLock | 4:08 am |

    Cool, I can have a bath on the bus and save time in the morning!
    Thanks Japan!

  4. Algernon | 4:08 am |

    Do the wheels go round and round

  5. iLock | 4:10 am |

    No Eating
    No Drinking
    No Loud Music
    No Blowing Bubbles!

  6. iLock | 4:14 am |

    Please exit before the last stop, or you will be flushed down the drain.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |

    ”Our steam buses are fully equipped with fire alarms, so use them as much as you want. However, fire extinguishers cannot do.”

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |

    When the hot water and air conditioning don’t work it really gets me steamed! I blame the system.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |

    Ah, the heck with it! I’ll run myself a nice bubble bus and relax with my rubber duck.

  10. jjhitt | 4:34 am |

    System Of A Bus. (♫)

  11. Silly Uncle Willy | 4:34 am |

    @Ilock: I’m Bubbles and I approved this message.

  12. J-Luke | 4:35 am |

    Use what? What???

  13. faulty wiring | 4:37 am |

    The ‘Please understand the situation’ part is a little optimistic

  14. jjhitt | 4:40 am |

    Steampunk bathroom.

  15. Marum | 4:47 am |

    I get steamed up when my bus is late.

  16. Chris | 4:51 am |

    @ilock: Bubbles is very disappointed.

  17. Chris | 4:53 am |

    @ jjhitt: I see what you did there. Good one!

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:57 am |

    So it’s Michael Sorrentino’s fault that nothing works!

  19. jjhitt | 7:30 am |

    Sometime after 10:00 AM, someone left the door of the bus open. The steam caused the fire alarm to go off. This made the air conditioner to fill with hot water. And that is how your cat died.

  20. Sparky | 7:41 am |

    We’re all Bozos on this bus.

  21. Pectolatra | 9:18 am |

    Who would want to use hot water and air conditioner at the same time, anyway?

  22. Biff the Understudy | 10:42 am |

    Looks like the Maker movement has gained a lot of popularity in Japan recently.

  23. Biff the Understudy | 10:43 am |

    They didn’t mention the hand grenade.

  24. DragonLady | 2:42 pm |

    I understand.

  25. DragonLady | 2:42 pm |

    Rage against the machine–er, system.

  26. coffeebot | 3:48 pm |

    STEAM BUS twice as fast as the old Ironclad Bus

  27. mickeygreeneyes | 7:25 pm |

    And if you come to a fork in the road, take it!

  28. Smegma | 2:42 am |

    Remember, use it.

  29. DrLex | 4:24 am |

    Sorry, but I do not think I understand the situation.

  30. Silly Uncle Willy | 12:19 pm |

    Steam powered buses. Next thing you know they’ll make a phone without wires!

  31. EffEff | 2:32 pm |

    If the bus starts sucking, run like hell.

  32. Jøsh | 5:34 pm |

    In addition fill a mans hat with perfume and a floating plum.

  33. boo | 10:44 pm |

    I’m convinced this is just code for drug smugglers

  34. pijo | 2:41 am |

    Engrish here is formidable

  35. Robert | 12:36 am |

    That’s not a hotel, it’s a youth hostel or guest house for sure.

  36. Tharthan | 6:10 pm |

    I think this was miswritten because “bath” in Japanese is 『バス』(basu.)

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