Got any burgers?

posted on 18 Aug 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of A.R.
Found in Taiwan bakery.
Chinese says “hot dogs and donuts”. 

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  1. pijo | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    That sure scare English reading customers away

  2. Algernon | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So happy and gay about that

  3. jjhitt | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Donuts: you never really know where they have been.

  4. jjhitt | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Too much fun in the bun.

  5. jjhitt | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Lunch Special: Ebola Burgers

  6. jjhitt | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Remember: Use a condiment.

  7. SF | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They have original wrappings for hot dogs, but it’s safe.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I just hope this isn’t a barking kind of hot dog.

  9. Tong | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I want a hot dog with the lot.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, that ketchup surely tasted funny

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    CAUTION: Slippery when wet

  12. J-Luke | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Doesn’t matter, had snax.

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like a barbecue at Fire Island.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m positive this can’t be a good thing.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s probably easier to catch a hot dog.

  16. Chris | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A buddhist went up to a hot dog vendor and said, “Make me one with everything.”

  17. KellogGold | 7:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cream? Avoiding that at all costs.

  18. Sparky | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Good reason to be a vegetarian.

  19. Marum | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This bloke goes into a Snack Bar, and orders a Hot Dog. The girl splits the bread roll and puts it in the grillerr to heat it. After she pulls it out of the griller, she puts one half under one arm and the other under the other arm.

    “Why did you do that?” says the customer. ‘To keep it warm.’ the girl replies.

    customer: “Forget about the Hot Dog!”

  20. Pectolatra | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    First feline AIDS, now this!?

  21. Classic Steve | 10:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When Five Guys meets 4chan.

  22. Mark | 11:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Got any buggers?

  23. RT | 11:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    no wonder why americans can’t compete with asians in education; their sex ed is leagues apart from ours

  24. Jay | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Where are the putting these hot dogs? I don’t think I want to know.

  25. Peter Chan | 12:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter . . . Hot dogs only please !

  26. Mc-Taz | 12:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No, stop! Don’t put that wiener in your mouth!!

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s that place where they keep them warm…

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m so infected!!

  29. slickjones34 | 12:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    stay for the munchie, leave with the hivie

  30. Marum | 4:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Der Burghers sind besser, am Hungry Jacks.

  31. WithoutQuestion | 4:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Make happy then eat!

  32. Marum | 6:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @chris. Charlton Heston went up to a Hot Dog vendor and said: “Make me one with everyone.”

  33. Kristo-Ham | 8:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does anyone know what the proper translation of the original Chinese would be?

  34. Smegma | 3:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now you know why they call it mystery meat.

  35. iLock | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Argh, I put my hot dog in a donut and got AIDS!

  36. iLock | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is AIDS healthier than Hot dogs?

  37. iLock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Kristo-Ham: Read the text below the photo, it says

    Found in Taiwan bakery.
    Chinese says “hot dogs and donuts”.

  38. Biff the Understudy | 10:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Homer Simpson voice: “Mmmmm… AIDS. D’oh!”

  39. Patpat | 6:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s some food poisoning!

  40. FRANK BURNS | 10:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like hot dogs, however….

  41. Goofy | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just in case you were still willing to take a chance on hot dogs.

  42. d17nk | 4:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess it’s not hard to figure out where those hot dogs have been.

  43. Ellie | 7:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lafayette made these donuts.

  44. iLock | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Donuts = AIDS
    Haha, makes sense.
    Especially the chocolate coated ones!

  45. Robert | 12:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    HowTF do translations like this happen?!

  46. Miguel | 8:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll just take a hot dog thanks………

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