Got any burgers?

posted on 18 Aug 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of A.R.
Found in Taiwan bakery.
Chinese says “hot dogs and donuts”. 

47 captions

  1. pijo | 4:18 am |

    That sure scare English reading customers away

  2. Algernon | 4:25 am |

    So happy and gay about that

  3. jjhitt | 4:29 am |

    Donuts: you never really know where they have been.

  4. jjhitt | 4:29 am |

    Too much fun in the bun.

  5. jjhitt | 4:30 am |

    Lunch Special: Ebola Burgers

  6. jjhitt | 4:33 am |

    Remember: Use a condiment.

  7. SF | 4:36 am |

    They have original wrappings for hot dogs, but it’s safe.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:45 am |

    I just hope this isn’t a barking kind of hot dog.

  9. Tong | 4:53 am |

    I want a hot dog with the lot.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |

    Yes, that ketchup surely tasted funny

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:04 am |

    CAUTION: Slippery when wet

  12. J-Luke | 5:11 am |

    Doesn’t matter, had snax.

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 5:21 am |

    Sounds like a barbecue at Fire Island.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:24 am |

    I’m positive this can’t be a good thing.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:28 am |

    It’s probably easier to catch a hot dog.

  16. Chris | 6:34 am |

    A buddhist went up to a hot dog vendor and said, “Make me one with everything.”

  17. KellogGold | 7:02 am |

    Cream? Avoiding that at all costs.

  18. Sparky | 7:24 am |

    Good reason to be a vegetarian.

  19. Marum | 9:43 am |

    This bloke goes into a Snack Bar, and orders a Hot Dog. The girl splits the bread roll and puts it in the grillerr to heat it. After she pulls it out of the griller, she puts one half under one arm and the other under the other arm.

    “Why did you do that?” says the customer. ‘To keep it warm.’ the girl replies.

    customer: “Forget about the Hot Dog!”

  20. Pectolatra | 9:53 am |

    First feline AIDS, now this!?

  21. Classic Steve | 10:40 am |

    When Five Guys meets 4chan.

  22. Mark | 11:32 am |

    Got any buggers?

  23. RT | 11:50 am |

    no wonder why americans can’t compete with asians in education; their sex ed is leagues apart from ours

  24. Jay | 12:03 pm |

    Where are the putting these hot dogs? I don’t think I want to know.

  25. Peter Chan | 12:07 pm |

    Waiter . . . Hot dogs only please !

  26. Mc-Taz | 12:15 pm |

    No, stop! Don’t put that wiener in your mouth!!

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:45 pm |

    It’s that place where they keep them warm…

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:56 pm |

    I’m so infected!!

  29. slickjones34 | 12:56 pm |

    stay for the munchie, leave with the hivie

  30. Marum | 4:26 pm |

    Der Burghers sind besser, am Hungry Jacks.

  31. WithoutQuestion | 4:43 pm |

    Make happy then eat!

  32. Marum | 6:54 pm |

    @chris. Charlton Heston went up to a Hot Dog vendor and said: “Make me one with everyone.”

  33. Kristo-Ham | 8:58 pm |

    Does anyone know what the proper translation of the original Chinese would be?

  34. Smegma | 3:14 am |

    Now you know why they call it mystery meat.

  35. iLock | 4:02 am |

    Argh, I put my hot dog in a donut and got AIDS!

  36. iLock | 4:03 am |

    Is AIDS healthier than Hot dogs?

  37. iLock | 4:04 am |

    @Kristo-Ham: Read the text below the photo, it says

    Found in Taiwan bakery.
    Chinese says “hot dogs and donuts”.

  38. Biff the Understudy | 10:32 am |

    Homer Simpson voice: “Mmmmm… AIDS. D’oh!”

  39. Patpat | 6:07 pm |

    That’s some food poisoning!

  40. FRANK BURNS | 10:37 am |

    I like hot dogs, however….

  41. Goofy | 10:57 am |

    Just in case you were still willing to take a chance on hot dogs.

  42. d17nk | 4:38 pm |

    I guess it’s not hard to figure out where those hot dogs have been.

  43. Ellie | 7:26 pm |

    Lafayette made these donuts.

  44. iLock | 6:22 am |

    Donuts = AIDS
    Haha, makes sense.
    Especially the chocolate coated ones!

  45. Robert | 12:37 am |

    HowTF do translations like this happen?!

  46. Miguel | 8:16 pm |

    I’ll just take a hot dog thanks………

  47. Myself | 11:46 am |

    Flour, cream, sugar. Neither hot dogs nor AIDS contain any of these.
    Well, maybe AIDS contains cream. Or the other way around…

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