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I love shift change at the beach
posted on 6 Aug 2012 in Signs
Waves begin at 9 AM…
Photo courtesy of Carl Salk.
Pacific Ocean is name of an Asian supermarket in Denver.
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Our land isn’t girt by sea
What did it miss the right turn at Cape Horn
Pacific Ocean reduced to two lanes. Eastbound traffic advised to take Atlantic Ocean.
The Atlantic Ocean will remain closed until further notice. We apologise for the inconvenience.
The Pacific Ocean is now open in Denver. Everybody who misses California raise your hand. Uh-Huh … Thought so,
There goes everything! I knew this global warming crap was going to catch up.
The pool, however, is closed.
That’s a relief! If they close the ocean, the beaches be trippin’.
Please stand by while we install higher waves and more sharks.
Sponsored by Moses.
Meanwhile elsewhere in the globe, a tsunami will be heading to a coastal city near you. Get ready to make waves!
Signed, Poseidon.
All ye Cat 4 and Cat 5 Atlantic hurricanes, welcome to the Pacific and have fun party with our super typhoons ^_^
After all, we know it would take too long to build a Great Wall around the ocean.
It will be fab! We have the perfect shade of mauve for the sand. We’re changing the waves to chartreuse. And we’ve got the most darling paisley whales. You’ll just die!
FINES DOUBLE IN BARREL ZONE
I haven’t a notion.
OCEAN CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS. (Now. That does look strange)
Yellow sea closed for replairs. Sorrry for the incontinence.
Continental Drift will resume when the job is finished.
pacific ocean in denver? “now you’re thinking with portals”
We apologize for the incontinence.
Comment cards available at the sand bar, enjoy our Ocean.
Coming soon- the new reduced-salt ocean to protect our planet’s arteries!
Chinese engineering has reached a new level
The new and improved Pacific Ocean will have 35% less pollution and real mermaids! Male swimmers are advised to wear earplugs to keep from going insane from mermaid siren singing…
Our new outlet Tsunamis may be coming to a town near you!
Damn! I KNEW that would happen!
that explains the chinese owns the south china sea, even pacific ocean they can remodel.
And still gluten-free as it always has been!!!
What a re-reef.