I’ll have the inner-city liver…

posted on 14 Aug 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Christopher.
Found  at restaurant in Beijing, China.

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  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be a slum

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It even slices it!

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Advertisement strikes again

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No problem. Burn the cottage then.

  5. DrLex | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The fools! Everyone knows that suburb vegetable hearts are an excellent fireproofing material.

  6. jjhitt | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “thump thump… vegetable heart … it’s in your town… thump thump”

  7. DrLex | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If the flames don’t cut it, bring out the explosives.

  8. krysto4 | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Isn’t that the title of an emo song?

  9. mickeygreeneyes | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, those San Fernando Valley vampires are so-o-o-o hard to kill!

  10. jjhitt | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch the evening news? Oh no… I get enough violence, death and destruction at the dinner table.

  11. DrLex | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Well Jamie, it seems the suburb vegetable heart is indeed fireproof. All our attempts to burn it were in vain.”
    “Don’t worry Adam. We still have to replicate the results. And that means: C4!”

    After the break: explodes the suburb vegetable heart successfully.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If it burns the suburb there won’t be mushroom for people to live.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Breaking news: The smoke from the burning suburb made Artie choke. All attempts to re-start his heart were in vain.

  14. Peter Chan | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Epic vain attempt on translation

  15. Chris | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll not Troll: “It may choke Artie, but it ain’t gonna choke me.” (Stole that from The Little Rascals)

  16. Sparky | 9:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And I thought the suburbs were safe!

  17. KellogGold | 9:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Official meal of Tom Hanks in ‘The Burbs’

  18. Biff the Understudy | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “That heart’s too strong for flamethrowers. Rogue Group, use your harpoons and tow cables. Go for the legs. It might be our only chance of stopping them.”

    – Luke Skywalker in “The Hemp Fire Strikes Back”

  19. b. | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Moral of the Story: Don’t be a Suburb Vegetable. It’ll break your heart in vain.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m a vegetarian and my vegetable heart can’t stand this.

  21. coffeebot | 10:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Comes with Mall-style Orange Julius

  22. Marum | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All you suburban vegetables, get up at 0700 every morning, work all day go home at 1700, take the kids to sport on saturdays, mow the lawn on saturday, go to work at 0700 Monday.

    MY! Doesn’t time fly when you’re having fun?

  23. Marum | 1:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Typo: mow the lawn on Sunday

  24. Jøsh | 1:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have…Burns the urban center meat in revolution with a side of …frozen rural fruit please.

  25. Nonsuch Ned | 2:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Yeah, I’ll check out a movie, but it’ll take a green one to movie me

    ♫ So step and mulch this shit
    For all the years we looked like farmers
    The joke is over- smell the smoke from the collards
    Burn Suburbia burn ♫

  26. Someone | 3:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No Engrish menu is complete without the word “explode”!

  27. jjhitt | 6:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Someone: Or ‘Burns’ or ‘F*ck’. The later somehow being a translation of “dry”. Which isn’t how I like to experience vegetables.

  28. Marum | 8:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt The Cantonese literal translation of “dry” = f–k. So the DRY GOODS WAREHOUSE, ends up proudly displaying the message:
    F–K GOODS. :P )

  29. Marum | 8:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    WAITER! WAITER! This chicken is f—-ed!
    No sir. It has only been burned.

  30. Droll not Troll | 9:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Jøsh: “It burns! It burns! It freezes!”

  31. iLock | 10:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahh, poetry from a vegetarian, Chinese emo.

  32. Droll not Troll | 10:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Marum @ jjhitt: I’m no expert in Chinese characters but I believe this is the one that causes all the confusion : 干.
    Its meanings include “dry” and “f*ck” but not “burn’ (I don’t see it in the pic above).
    We had lots of fun with this on a website with a similar name. ;)

  33. Marum | 1:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ DNT. Danke schon mein freund.. Ich konnen nicht die Kinesescreiben.

    Meowwrrr….Marum.(Die schachspielen Katze)

  34. Rick W | 1:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Villains!” I shrieked, “dissemble no more! I admit the deed! –tear up the planks! here, here! –It is the beating of his hideous Suburb Vegetable Heart!”

  35. Jøsh | 12:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll “WHO’S BURN? UR-BURN!!!”

  36. garudamon11 | 1:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The abrking deer explodes the suburb vegetable heart

  37. garudamon11 | 1:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    barking*

  38. Wild Bill Hiccup | 2:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing a little Beano won’t solve.

  39. JZ | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have what she’s having.

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