No presure though…

posted on 27 Aug 2012 in Stationery

Photo courtesy of Odin Smith.
Receipt from burger shop in Osaka, Japan. 

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  1. Tong | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You come and come again, but me…? It’s all pleasure for you and presure for me.

  2. Algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We blow me down

  3. JohnZ | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We hope you come together with your friends next time. You just have to tell ‘em how much preasure it would be.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Presure? Thank God, I thought it was a heart attack!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Plesse, do not presure.

  6. DrLex | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I presume it will be your presure.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope that isn’t the presure that squirts the mayo onto the burgers.

  8. iLock | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Presure or pre-sure: meaning if you come again we will
    be sure you buy again from our shop.
    But because you haven’t come back yet, we are only presure.

  9. SF | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And the more burgers you eat, the greater the presure on the seat.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pleasure and volume is inversely related. The more I eat, the lesser the pleasure.

  11. faulty wiring | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That sort of comment isn’t going to help

  12. Frank Burns | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Reciept from suck ho building.

  13. Rm | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Self service only…

  14. Pectolatra | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, I’m sorry, I promise I will be less picky next time.

  15. Pectolatra | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you felt under pressure with me, you won’t want to have my mother-in-law visit you.

  16. coffeebot | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s no presing some people

  17. Sparky | 9:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Life is full of presure.

  18. Someone | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fast food restaurants usually think about your health. Many offer salads and such, and others give subtle hints you order way too many burgers.

  19. RJF | 10:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where the comma is make it sound like, “Thank you for coming we hope.”

  20. jjhitt | 1:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Did you want fries with that or were you faking it?

  21. Peter Chan | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Get your sperring collect, prese !

  22. Marum | 5:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No presure luv. A gentleman; always takes his weight on his elbows.

  23. Pete | 5:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful. Too much pressure explodes the chicken.

  24. Marum | 7:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wee hope you were coming, and not going.

  25. Marum | 7:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware! The Peking Duck explodes the Chicken

  26. pijo | 9:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Healthy presure is good for you

  27. kat | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That is the same stub I give to my in-laws after each and every visit with our family.

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