Oh, I’m gonna so ruin this toilet…

posted on 15 Aug 2012 in Chinglish, Instructions

Please swallow nature.

Photo courtesy of A.P.
Posted outside public restroom in Guangzhou, China. 

33 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:10 am |

    So If I want to take a leak do I use a tree?

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |

    And what are the rules to users of this public toilet? Because I’m not a Public Toilet.

  3. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:16 am |

    Slices of paper – even in China frozen pizza sucks.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |

    7. No flushing the toilet to press the button.

  5. Jonnytbone | 4:24 am |

    We aim to please. You aim too, please.

  6. GodJesus | 4:53 am |

    Fasten the faucets securely in the upright and locked position before public toilet takeoff. In case of a water landing your nature is located under your social morality.

  7. jjhitt | 4:56 am |

    While comparing the ethical merits of consequentialism versus deontological morals, don’t forget to flush and wash your hands.

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:13 am |

    Nature knows how to relieve itself. Does a bear sh!t in the woods?

  9. Stopchicks | 5:33 am |

    It is disconcerting to see rules like these, as I’ve recently taken up the hobby of spitting hamsters.

  10. Rm | 5:40 am |

    No thanks, i will just hold the nature for now..

  11. b. | 5:42 am |

    And I was going to plant an azalea garden next to the toilet.

  12. Droll not Troll | 6:09 am |

    That’s OK, I only wanted to ruin a couple of the facilities. I don’t have time to ruin every kind.

  13. Pectolatra | 6:51 am |

    I always thought God created the world by spitting nature everywhere.

  14. Sparky | 7:32 am |

    I would fasten the faucets, but neglected to bring my other tools.

  15. jjhitt | 7:32 am |

    Please Note:
    Rule 5 “please do not make the wall dirty” shall be deemed to include the ceiling.
    Thank you,
    People’s Ministry of Public Toilets.

    PS: Just how did you do that ?

  16. coffeebot | 7:39 am |

    no really, i’m a faucet fastener

  17. KellogGold | 8:10 am |

    Hey, when nature calls, sometimes you just have to relieve and spit it everywhere.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:29 am |

    How many facilities are there in an average toilet?

  19. Biff the Understudy | 8:54 am |

    “General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization, come here to this toilet. Mr. Gorbachev, unfasten this faucet. Mr. Gorbachev, Mr. Gorbachev, clean up this wall!”

  20. Lora | 9:05 am |

    Now if I can just figure out WHICH wall I’m not supposed to make dirty, I can dirty the rest as much as I please. 😛

    No, not with “nature”, just a magic marker and some spray paint!

  21. virushunter | 10:12 am |

    Nietzscheans, just crap in the woods.

  22. mickeygreeneyes | 11:23 am |

    1; “Social moralities”: Does this mean I can’t use the glory hole any more?

  23. garudamon11 | 1:41 pm |

    The bannana peel exlplodes the public toilet

  24. Peter Chan | 1:57 pm |

    Like anybody could relieve/spit nature everywhere or ruin some facilities in the toilet (!!)

  25. Wild Bill Hiccup | 3:28 pm |

    Does this mean I can still butcher a moose in the sink?

  26. Marum | 3:39 pm |

    Gee! Everywhere must be a mess.

  27. Marum | 3:40 pm |

    The fastest faucets in China. HERE!

  28. DrLex | 4:20 am |

    Please bring your own wrench. Or don’t use the faucets.

  29. iLock | 6:50 am |

    Reading all these rules just natures me off!

  30. Pete | 4:57 pm |

    After spending 3 weeks in China and seeing what public toilets there are like…I’ll just hold it and wait.

  31. Casey | 8:31 am |

    Doctor is there something wrong with me? I have been spitting nature everywhere. Yesterday, I spit out a bouquet of roses!

  32. DECMATH | 7:41 am |

    I didn’t ruin every facility. I just pulled down the towel dispenser and tore it up, like the instructions said.

  33. SpyTron3000 | 9:48 am |

    Penalty: if you dont follow the rules you are pleasantly going to be stuffed with freshly spitted nature.

    Note: no butts in mouth while in the toylet!

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