Oh, I’m gonna so ruin this toilet…

posted on 15 Aug 2012 in Chinglish, Instructions

Please swallow nature.

Photo courtesy of A.P.
Posted outside public restroom in Guangzhou, China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So If I want to take a leak do I use a tree?

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And what are the rules to users of this public toilet? Because I’m not a Public Toilet.

  3. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Slices of paper – even in China frozen pizza sucks.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    7. No flushing the toilet to press the button.

  5. Jonnytbone | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    We aim to please. You aim too, please.

  6. GodJesus | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fasten the faucets securely in the upright and locked position before public toilet takeoff. In case of a water landing your nature is located under your social morality.

  7. jjhitt | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    While comparing the ethical merits of consequentialism versus deontological morals, don’t forget to flush and wash your hands.

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Nature knows how to relieve itself. Does a bear sh!t in the woods?

  9. Stopchicks | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is disconcerting to see rules like these, as I’ve recently taken up the hobby of spitting hamsters.

  10. Rm | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No thanks, i will just hold the nature for now..

  11. b. | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And I was going to plant an azalea garden next to the toilet.

  12. Droll not Troll | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s OK, I only wanted to ruin a couple of the facilities. I don’t have time to ruin every kind.

  13. Pectolatra | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I always thought God created the world by spitting nature everywhere.

  14. Sparky | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I would fasten the faucets, but neglected to bring my other tools.

  15. jjhitt | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please Note:
    Rule 5 “please do not make the wall dirty” shall be deemed to include the ceiling.
    Thank you,
    People’s Ministry of Public Toilets.

    PS: Just how did you do that ?

  16. coffeebot | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    no really, i’m a faucet fastener

  17. KellogGold | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, when nature calls, sometimes you just have to relieve and spit it everywhere.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How many facilities are there in an average toilet?

  19. Biff the Understudy | 8:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization, come here to this toilet. Mr. Gorbachev, unfasten this faucet. Mr. Gorbachev, Mr. Gorbachev, clean up this wall!”

  20. Lora | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now if I can just figure out WHICH wall I’m not supposed to make dirty, I can dirty the rest as much as I please. :-P

    No, not with “nature”, just a magic marker and some spray paint!

  21. virushunter | 10:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nietzscheans, just crap in the woods.

  22. mickeygreeneyes | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    1; “Social moralities”: Does this mean I can’t use the glory hole any more?

  23. garudamon11 | 1:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The bannana peel exlplodes the public toilet

  24. Peter Chan | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Like anybody could relieve/spit nature everywhere or ruin some facilities in the toilet (!!)

  25. Wild Bill Hiccup | 3:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does this mean I can still butcher a moose in the sink?

  26. Marum | 3:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gee! Everywhere must be a mess.

  27. Marum | 3:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The fastest faucets in China. HERE!

  28. DrLex | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please bring your own wrench. Or don’t use the faucets.

  29. iLock | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Reading all these rules just natures me off!

  30. Pete | 4:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After spending 3 weeks in China and seeing what public toilets there are like…I’ll just hold it and wait.

  31. Casey | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Doctor is there something wrong with me? I have been spitting nature everywhere. Yesterday, I spit out a bouquet of roses!

  32. DECMATH | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t ruin every facility. I just pulled down the towel dispenser and tore it up, like the instructions said.

  33. SpyTron3000 | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Penalty: if you dont follow the rules you are pleasantly going to be stuffed with freshly spitted nature.

    Note: no butts in mouth while in the toylet!

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