They’ve had a hard day

posted on 16 Aug 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Even though their fur is luxuriously soft

Photo courtesy of Chris Chan.
Found in China. 

32 captions

  1. DrLex | 4:07 am |

    If an animal bites off your hand, it is forbidden to feel the pain.

  2. Algernon | 4:08 am |

    They’re for looking at.

  3. DrLex | 4:11 am |

    Also, no picking up of animal droppings either.

  4. Marum | 4:16 am |

    A man got himself killed ata Chinese Zoo recently. He saw the Kangerooos, the Potteroos, the Walleroos, so he put his head in the cage to see the Dangeroos.

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:20 am |

    Please feel the animals inside your body.

  6. mickeygreeneyes | 4:24 am |

    Could I just squeeze the sheep’s tits for a minute? Seriously, I’ll stop after a minute!

  7. faulty wiring | 4:27 am |

    Staff may be felt & scared at your discretion

  8. jjhitt | 4:37 am |

    I hope this is a typo for “FEED”. Otherwise I have to know just what that hand is doing.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |

    Do not feel the animals while they’re alive. After they die their fur may be felt. 😛

  10. jjhitt | 4:42 am |

    Safety Reminder: If animal turns and attacks, fake an orgasm.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:43 am |

    Can I feel the beaver? I promise not to scare it.

  12. DrLex | 4:54 am |

    Can I still poke them with a stick?

  13. RJF | 5:07 am |

    Also, do not toss marbles at the animals.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:18 am |

    Apparently, it’s especially forbidden to touch any small, round spots on the animals.

  15. Sparky | 7:07 am |

    No handball playing with animals either!

  16. KellogGold | 8:07 am |

    Welcome to the roly poly zoo.

  17. FRANK BURNS | 8:11 am |

    And you call this a petting zoo, tsk, tsk.

  18. FRANK BURNS | 8:15 am |

    “In Russia animals feel and scare you!” SHADDUP YAKOFF!

  19. Pectolatra | 8:28 am |

    I see Elmyra Duff has been there recently.

  20. coffeebot | 8:44 am |

    did I miss the Feeling Time?

  21. Lora | 8:48 am |

    They may very neatly bite half of your fingers off, leaving them all at the exact same length without blood loss.

  22. Biff the Understudy | 9:35 am |

    OK mister cheetah, please turn your head and cough.

  23. Peter Chan | 9:48 am |

    Let’s start feeding them !

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:47 am |

    But I feel I have to give the eating to the animals.

  25. Wild Bill Hiccup | 11:48 am |

    If you ignore this rule, the animals become a nuisance, and create hard-to-clean-up messes. Please think of the other visitors.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:51 am |

    The red sign depicts this perfectly.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:56 am |

    I don’t feel any animals.

  28. Jøsh | 12:36 pm |

    Here kitty kitty kitty! Oh, thats it kitty, I have num nums for you….OH MY GOD! MY ARM!!!

  29. GwydionM | 6:40 am |

    please do not pet the crocodiles

  30. EffEff | 2:09 pm |

    @Mickeygreeneyes: You can have my job milking cows, and get to squeeze cow tits for a living. :)

  31. SH | 10:05 pm |

    Also please no do be bowling with marbles.

  32. pijo | 2:45 am |

    must be somebody has done smthing nasty to them before this sign is put up

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