They’ve had a hard day

posted on 16 Aug 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Even though their fur is luxuriously soft

Photo courtesy of Chris Chan.
Found in China. 

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  1. DrLex | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If an animal bites off your hand, it is forbidden to feel the pain.

  2. Algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re for looking at.

  3. DrLex | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Also, no picking up of animal droppings either.

  4. Marum | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A man got himself killed ata Chinese Zoo recently. He saw the Kangerooos, the Potteroos, the Walleroos, so he put his head in the cage to see the Dangeroos.

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please feel the animals inside your body.

  6. mickeygreeneyes | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Could I just squeeze the sheep’s tits for a minute? Seriously, I’ll stop after a minute!

  7. faulty wiring | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Staff may be felt & scared at your discretion

  8. jjhitt | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope this is a typo for “FEED”. Otherwise I have to know just what that hand is doing.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not feel the animals while they’re alive. After they die their fur may be felt. 😛

  10. jjhitt | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Safety Reminder: If animal turns and attacks, fake an orgasm.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I feel the beaver? I promise not to scare it.

  12. DrLex | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I still poke them with a stick?

  13. RJF | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also, do not toss marbles at the animals.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently, it’s especially forbidden to touch any small, round spots on the animals.

  15. Sparky | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No handball playing with animals either!

  16. KellogGold | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to the roly poly zoo.

  17. FRANK BURNS | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And you call this a petting zoo, tsk, tsk.

  18. FRANK BURNS | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “In Russia animals feel and scare you!” SHADDUP YAKOFF!

  19. Pectolatra | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I see Elmyra Duff has been there recently.

  20. coffeebot | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    did I miss the Feeling Time?

  21. Lora | 8:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They may very neatly bite half of your fingers off, leaving them all at the exact same length without blood loss.

  22. Biff the Understudy | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OK mister cheetah, please turn your head and cough.

  23. Peter Chan | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s start feeding them !

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But I feel I have to give the eating to the animals.

  25. Wild Bill Hiccup | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you ignore this rule, the animals become a nuisance, and create hard-to-clean-up messes. Please think of the other visitors.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The red sign depicts this perfectly.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t feel any animals.

  28. Jøsh | 12:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Here kitty kitty kitty! Oh, thats it kitty, I have num nums for you….OH MY GOD! MY ARM!!!

  29. GwydionM | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    please do not pet the crocodiles

  30. EffEff | 2:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Mickeygreeneyes: You can have my job milking cows, and get to squeeze cow tits for a living. :)

  31. SH | 10:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also please no do be bowling with marbles.

  32. pijo | 2:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    must be somebody has done smthing nasty to them before this sign is put up

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