We never run out of milk

posted on 3 Aug 2012 in Signs

This cream tastes really fresh…

Photo courtesy of Gregory Harrell.
Cafe found in Kyoto, Japan. 

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  1. krysto4 | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this latte tastes funny…

  2. Algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Nice to see they’re a breast of things.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – Would you like your coffee with milk?
    – Yes. Freshly squeezed, please.

  4. jjhitt | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Table for two, please.

  5. mickeygreeneyes | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What is the address of this place, and when does the next plane leave?

  6. Tong | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sir, with your latte, would you like regular milk, skinny milk, soy milk or…

  7. mickeygreeneyes | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not only is the milk fresh, it also comes in such cute containers!

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank God I’m a male man!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No more cappuccino! The waitress is tired of jumping on the trampoline!

  10. DrLex | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We have a few job openings for new waitresses. Main requirement: see the name of our café.

  11. jjhitt | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t bother with a menu. I’ll have the one on the left.

  12. jjhitt | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “It takes two hands to handle a Whopper.”

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is self-service allowed?

  14. FRANK BURNS | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They must have two identical cafes next to eachother.

  15. FRANK BURNS | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    HOOTERS ain’t gonna like this.

  16. FRANK BURNS | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope they have a newsletter, I like to keep abreast of things.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Manager to signwriter: “You idiot! I said I was opening a brasserie, not a brassiere!”

  18. Silly Uncle Willy | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I have good mamories of this place.

  19. Silly Uncle Willy | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The cafe owner also owns a radio station where the tits just keep on coming.

  20. J-Luke | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, I see it now; their tea is so strong, it is just like coffee:
    “T: it’s café”

  21. jjhitt | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tipping is always appreciated.
    Paying a gratuity is even more welcome.

  22. Chris | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think some boob made a typo.

  23. Ben | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Forget the venti, gimme a double D.

  24. Pectolatra | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Despite being a cafe, their specialty is milkshake.

  25. Droll not Troll | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This cafe supports Community Chest.

  26. KellogGold | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The original breastaurant.

  27. Pectolatra | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder why the waitresses are calling me baby.

  28. Sparky | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Coffee, please with sugar.
    One lump or two?

  29. Buzz Killington | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Milk, Milk, Lemonade…

  30. slickjones34 | 10:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    seems like all boundaries are going to be down here

  31. RT | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    don’t worry about the price; it’s just a few nipples and dimes

  32. jealous riff | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No, we don’t offer maternity leave. That’s when we need you most!

  33. Tong | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our waitresses are pumped to serve the customers, but with the popular demand, they also feel squeezed.

  34. Marum | 3:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A minister of religion went here. He almost had a stroke.

  35. Marum | 3:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you have a “Head” Waitress.

  36. coffeebot | 8:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Got Milk?

  37. Peter | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not my cup of coffee. Nipples please

  38. repetitious | 9:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Their mirkshake blings all the boys to the yald

  39. Salome | 4:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, cancel the latte. On reflection I’ll have a long black.

  40. d17nk | 8:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Manager: “we need to hire a new girl from Africa cause right now we are out of chocolate milk.”

  41. RP | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you like cream in your Tits Coffee?

  42. Silly Uncle Willy | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like two pickets to Tittsburgh please. (Old joke. Ask your mother.)

  43. repetitious | 12:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Silly Uncle Willy: LOL, never heard that one but I was actually going to Teat-erboro. but I don’t know Jacques Tits either.

  44. repeTiTious | 2:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tata’s for now and thanks for the mammaries.

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