Which end does it go in?

posted on 5 Aug 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Looks about the same afterward…

Photo courtesy of S.W.
Found at noodle shop in Beijing, China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does it go well with coffee.

  2. Algernon | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They just pile it on there

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, I always keep my enema close.

  4. Marum | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Doctor! You know those suppositories you gave me? Well, I’ve been taking them for a week, and for all the good they’ve done, I might as well have shoved them up my bum.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We need the Department of Health to analyse this food.

  6. Marum | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Coffee, Sodium Chloride, or Potassium Chloride?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: *Rimshot*

  8. Marum | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    1000 year eggs, 1000 year enemas.

  9. Marum | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Anyone can have friends, good ememas have to be earned.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well? Is it fried or enema?

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Chian, land of honorific foot and friedly enemas!

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe it’s a subtle hint that the cook is an asshole.

  13. coffeebot | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Not as painful as the Shanghai Boiling Douche

  14. virushunter | 8:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer my enemas steamed. It’s healthier that way.

  15. Jazzy | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No s**t?

  16. Classic Steve | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have the crapcakes.

  17. InspectHerGadget | 11:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sorry this enema is old. I want a fresh one!

  18. jjhitt | 12:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Wooooo oh oh oh….. Everybody was Old Poo Frying ♫

  19. Marum | 4:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eat as much as you like – we’ve got piles.

  20. Biff the Understudy | 7:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have the breakfast platter and a prostate exam, please.

  21. Droll not Troll | 9:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s no punctuation on this sign, not even a colon.

  22. Sparky | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No worry, it all comes out in the end!

  23. Peter Chan | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Persimmon (fruit) and Crab mix ?. . . THE MOST EFFECTIVE and NATURAL enema the world could ever have. Much more powerful than Epsom Salt. Guaranteed explosive diarrhoea for one week.

  24. Lora | 1:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Friend enemies= Frenemies.
    Fried enemas = Frenemas?

  25. Turd Ferguson | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    mmmmm…I love the smell of fried ass juice in the morning

  26. coffeebot | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I keep my friends close, my enemas closer

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