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posted on 20 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

We’re having the neighbors for dinner…

Photo courtesy of Rebecca Siegel.
Menu found in Xuhui District, Shanghai. 

32 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    Send this woman to my room immediately!

  2. Tong | 4:22 am |

    Sir, try it, my family is very hot.

  3. jjhitt | 4:28 am |

    It’s today’s red plate special.

  4. jjhitt | 4:29 am |

    Ever notice how this place gets real crowded right after dark?

  5. jjhitt | 4:30 am |

    Waiter! There’s a tattoo in my soup.

  6. pijo | 4:34 am |

    Never have spicy blood before

  7. iLock | 4:40 am |

    This must be a spin-off of those Beatles member T-shirts.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:54 am |

    It must be one of those Spicy Girls served or something.

  9. jjhitt | 4:56 am |

    Lunch is thicker than water.

  10. Pectolatra | 5:01 am |

    That’s really gross!!! Please take out the spice!!!

  11. J-Luke | 5:06 am |

    I guess there is a clumsy cook in every kitchen…

  12. Algernon | 5:28 am |

    For the vampire in all of us

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:04 am |

    Toilet pepper?

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:23 am |

    – How would you like your blood, Sir?
    – AB Rh-, non-infected, medium-congealed, please.

  15. SF | 7:15 am |

    Say whatever you want of soy, there is nothing such as flesh and blood for proteins.

  16. Pectolatra | 7:22 am |

    The Spice Girls are finally making their debut in True Blood.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:38 am |

    Sometimes it’s also called ”meat”.

  18. coffeebot | 7:54 am |

    I’m eating with ‘my’ fingers

  19. Frank Burns | 8:26 am |

    Is this a meal or am I going to communion?

  20. jealous riff | 8:30 am |

    Warning: may cause heartburn or heart removal.

  21. Biff the Understudy | 8:51 am |

    Also on the menu: slugs and snails and puppy dog tails.
    (in black bean sauce)

  22. Marum | 1:07 pm |

    Too much detail. I’ll settle for a generic description of the food, thanks.

  23. Peter Chan | 2:08 pm |

    I’d rather have bloody and flesh and spice.

  24. Mick | 3:17 pm |

    Whatever people say, this is NOT for vegetarians.

  25. Mick | 3:17 pm |

    BYO in a bucket and the price is free.

  26. Bob T | 11:56 pm |

    Buffy the waitress was fired on her first shift.

  27. Jøsh | 12:27 am |

    Lost Boys II: Xuhui District (New Vampire Capital of the World)

  28. Chris | 12:10 pm |

    It strikes me that people go into the building for this meal but they never come out.

  29. Sparky | 4:27 pm |

    Cajun cusine for the True Blood crew.

  30. Jøsh | 1:07 am |

    We would love to have YOU for dinner!

  31. DragonLady | 2:34 pm |

    aka Boneless Paprikash

  32. RJF | 11:41 pm |

    goes in spicy, comes out messy

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