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posted on 20 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

We’re having the neighbors for dinner…

Photo courtesy of Rebecca Siegel.
Menu found in Xuhui District, Shanghai. 

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  1. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Send this woman to my room immediately!

  2. Tong | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sir, try it, my family is very hot.

  3. jjhitt | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s today’s red plate special.

  4. jjhitt | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ever notice how this place gets real crowded right after dark?

  5. jjhitt | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! There’s a tattoo in my soup.

  6. pijo | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Never have spicy blood before

  7. iLock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This must be a spin-off of those Beatles member T-shirts.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It must be one of those Spicy Girls served or something.

  9. jjhitt | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lunch is thicker than water.

  10. Pectolatra | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s really gross!!! Please take out the spice!!!

  11. J-Luke | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess there is a clumsy cook in every kitchen…

  12. Algernon | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For the vampire in all of us

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Toilet pepper?

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    - How would you like your blood, Sir?
    - AB Rh-, non-infected, medium-congealed, please.

  15. SF | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Say whatever you want of soy, there is nothing such as flesh and blood for proteins.

  16. Pectolatra | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Spice Girls are finally making their debut in True Blood.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sometimes it’s also called ”meat”.

  18. coffeebot | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m eating with ‘my’ fingers

  19. Frank Burns | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this a meal or am I going to communion?

  20. jealous riff | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: may cause heartburn or heart removal.

  21. Biff the Understudy | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Also on the menu: slugs and snails and puppy dog tails.
    (in black bean sauce)

  22. Marum | 1:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Too much detail. I’ll settle for a generic description of the food, thanks.

  23. Peter Chan | 2:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d rather have bloody and flesh and spice.

  24. Mick | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whatever people say, this is NOT for vegetarians.

  25. Mick | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    BYO in a bucket and the price is free.

  26. Bob T | 11:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Buffy the waitress was fired on her first shift.

  27. Jøsh | 12:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lost Boys II: Xuhui District (New Vampire Capital of the World)

  28. Chris | 12:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It strikes me that people go into the building for this meal but they never come out.

  29. Sparky | 4:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cajun cusine for the True Blood crew.

  30. Jøsh | 1:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We would love to have YOU for dinner!

  31. DragonLady | 2:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    aka Boneless Paprikash

  32. RJF | 11:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    goes in spicy, comes out messy

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