Awe is forbidden

posted on 17 Sep 2012 in Chinglish

If you’re sight-seeing, you’re not walking hard enough…

Photo courtesy of Allyson Abraham.
Found in Yellow Mountain, China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just be careful of the cute one on the left. It has a way with food.

  2. Jonnytbone | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And I had a romantic evening planned starting with a cozy dinner for two wirh Cheetah.

  3. coffeebot | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll have time to enjoy when you hotel

  4. Mick | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Enjoyment will be prosecuted

  5. Mick | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And don’t bring the monkey’s home.

  6. krysto4 | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Flirting with monkeys while enjoying the view? It’s the gulag for you…

  7. pijo | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … alright, while walking, I’ll try my best to despise the views

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The monkey charged me $10 for flirting and feeding him. What a ripoff.

  9. faulty wiring | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Only us locals are allowed to flirt with the monkeys

  10. iLock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Tourist: “I notice the e in Enjoy is capitalised… Does this mean I can
    enjoy the views a little bit?”

    The Chinese Fun Police: “Touche’ tourist, touche”

    Tourist: “Also you can’t stop me from Enjoying the views while
    standing still!”

  11. iLock | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We don’t want the our monkeys getting ‘addicted’ to
    foreign bananas now…

  12. iLock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    D’oh, I accidentally added the word ‘the’.. ‘the our’… oops, I just maeded my own engrish…

  13. iLock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *I guess my subconscious noticed a lack of the word ‘the’

  14. jjhitt | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A smoking monkey with sign that says “Will Flirt For Food” is a sure sign it’s going to rain.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I be Offended While running?

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    While E. Coyote?

  17. iLock | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign written by Anthropophobic monkeys.

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll go there on a fine day so other people can mind my steps while I run and enjoy the views.

  19. J-Luke | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I only spank monkey…

  20. J-Luke | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Move along, move along, nothing to see here!

  21. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, when I’m feeding, those monkeys can go flirt themselves!

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Notice to Monkeys

    1. Please enjoy the view While jumping.
    2. Smoking is prohibited by the way, we know monkeys don’t smoke.
    3. Don’t feed tourists, they’re already too fat!
    4. Enjoy the thunderstorm, it is refreshing.
    5. See 5th ‘Notice to Tourists’.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    6. Please do not notice.

  24. Frank Burns | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey there monkey, can I buy you a drink? Bananna daquery maybe?

  25. Droll not Troll | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @J-Luke: If you spank monkey, you’re hand-feeding it. No tourism for you!

  26. Pectolatra | 7:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But that monkey is hitting on me! It’s not fair!

  27. jjhitt | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So tell me Monkey, do you come here often?

  28. Biff the Understudy | 8:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can smoke all you want once you arrive.

  29. demondude777 | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ok boys, we made it to the viewpoint…lets light um up!!!!!

  30. Firstborn | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If someone’s flirting with the monkeys I’d rather watch that than the view.

  31. Sparky | 9:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    The monkeys will accept a few drinks before flirting though!

  32. Peter Chan | 9:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please do not Be Angry when someone presumes you to be a Monkeysexual . . .

  33. KellogGold | 9:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Monkey’s idea of flirting: flinging poo in your general direction.

  34. mickeygreeneyes | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, i’ll try not to enjoy the view, but I can’t guarantee anything!

  35. mickeygreeneyes | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is smorking permitted at least?

  36. Lobo | 10:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Get off me, flirty monkey! I’m trying not to Enjoy the views!

  37. GwydionM | 10:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I flirt with the monkeys by stealing their food?

  38. Biff the Understudy | 10:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And, as always, no hullabaloo.

  39. Lora | 11:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not flirt with the monkeys. They think humans are sissies for being able to stand upright. They are homus-erectus-phobic.

  40. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    PS: But please enjoy suffering as much as you want!

  41. Paul | 1:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re not boss of me prease.

  42. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t sleep on the subway, tourists…

  43. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Ook! Ook! Ook!” (“Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”)

  44. Jøsh | 4:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “The only thing separating us humans from the apes are the armed guards at the zoo. Man they got some sexy monkeys.” -Glen Quagmire

  45. Marum | 12:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Monkey see, monkey doo.

  46. Jøsh | 12:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do the weather rules only apply during my visit or all the time?

  47. Chris | 12:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be cautious in thunderstrom. But if it lightnings ur ok.

  48. Bou | 1:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Romantic Monkey Night Life. The charming dashing habit is many.

  49. Casey | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That monkey’s got a sexy mouth! I love to watch it eat! Lol

  50. Casey | 9:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Guard, arrest that man. I saw him walking and enjoying the views.

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