Because thread is overrated…

Just what every punk wants.

Perfect for socks, underwater and funny T-shirts.

Well I was going to use hundreds of buttons as a jacket,
so I guess I could make a T-shirt out of this.

In these modern times, thread belongs to computers and Internet.

For safety, please enter your pin.

Sewing kit for serious sewers

the packaging is pink and is full of stars?

Don’t mix Drugs with product ideas.

Never mind suturing that wound, Doc, just stick all these safety pins in it.

Works for me. Add duct tape, crazy glue and a can of WD-40 and you have a complete survival kit.

With this kit you can sew in complete safety.

To their credit, they do include three different sizes.

These must be knitting needles, then.

Sewing kit for visually challenged.

She’s a famous safety-pin-up model

Should say Sid Vicious jewelry kit.

That’s a very expensive way of sewing

WANTED: Female sewer.

The rest of the label is, “… for bachelors.”

…FOR DIAPERS

It’s a needle. It’s a thread. It’s a thimble, No, it’s Safety Pins! Patching up socks, t-shirts, and undergarments for the benefit of humanity everywhere!

this is so going on pinterest

So that’s how they make chain mail.

correction: this is SEW going on pinterest!

Sew what!

Doubles as a first aid kit too! No more going to the hospital for stitches.

As seen on TV! (The Red Green Show)

I’m a man. And I can sew. If I have to. I guess.

Safe sewing . . . good luck !

remind me never to buy products made from macgyver

Perfect for Barbie, the punk-rocker gril.

Now I won’t have to use the office stapler to hem my pants.

This is not your mother’s sewing kit!

Sewing Kit Safety Pins: Sold to kittens with holes in their mittens as a substitute for sewing needles so they won’t puncture their little paws. :-3

I like how half of them are bent up.

“What will we call this product boss?”. “Oh who cares. Just call it um a sewing kit.”

Let’s sewing