Because thread is overrated…

posted on 19 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Alec Gutierrez.
Sewing kit made in China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just what every punk wants.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Perfect for socks, underwater and funny T-shirts.

  3. iLock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well I was going to use hundreds of buttons as a jacket,
    so I guess I could make a T-shirt out of this.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In these modern times, thread belongs to computers and Internet.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For safety, please enter your pin.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sewing kit for serious sewers

  7. Mick | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the packaging is pink and is full of stars?

    Don’t mix Drugs with product ideas.

  8. mickeygreeneyes | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Never mind suturing that wound, Doc, just stick all these safety pins in it.

  9. jjhitt | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Works for me. Add duct tape, crazy glue and a can of WD-40 and you have a complete survival kit.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    With this kit you can sew in complete safety.

  11. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    To their credit, they do include three different sizes.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These must be knitting needles, then.

  13. Tong | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sewing kit for visually challenged.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    She’s a famous safety-pin-up model

  15. Frank Burns | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Should say Sid Vicious jewelry kit.

  16. pijo | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s a very expensive way of sewing

  17. Marum | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WANTED: Female sewer.

  18. Ben | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The rest of the label is, “… for bachelors.”

  19. coffeebot | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …FOR DIAPERS

  20. davonblr | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a needle. It’s a thread. It’s a thimble, No, it’s Safety Pins! Patching up socks, t-shirts, and undergarments for the benefit of humanity everywhere!

  21. KellogGold | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this is so going on pinterest

  22. Classic Steve | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s how they make chain mail.

  23. KellogGold | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    correction: this is SEW going on pinterest!

  24. Sparky | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sew what!

  25. demondude777 | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Doubles as a first aid kit too! No more going to the hospital for stitches.

  26. Biff the Understudy | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As seen on TV! (The Red Green Show)

    I’m a man. And I can sew. If I have to. I guess.

  27. Peter Chan | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Safe sewing . . . good luck !

  28. RT | 10:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    remind me never to buy products made from macgyver

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Perfect for Barbie, the punk-rocker gril.

  30. Bob T | 11:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now I won’t have to use the office stapler to hem my pants.

  31. Juleecm1 | 4:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is not your mother’s sewing kit!

  32. Lora | 11:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sewing Kit Safety Pins: Sold to kittens with holes in their mittens as a substitute for sewing needles so they won’t puncture their little paws. :-3

  33. Jøsh | 12:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like how half of them are bent up.

  34. Chris | 12:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “What will we call this product boss?”. “Oh who cares. Just call it um a sewing kit.”

  35. Weepingguitar | 4:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s sewing

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