Cuddlier than the Loch Ness Mammal

posted on 24 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Toys

…and his best friend Satanzebra

Photo courtesy of Alina Suta.
Toy made in China. 

50 captions

  1. iLock | 4:04 am |

    Don’t worry, nothing to fear… Unicorns don’t exist anyway.

  2. iLock | 4:10 am |

    If a donkey says “eeyore”
    What noise does a demondonkey unicorn make?

  3. iLock | 4:13 am |

    Ned Flanders:
    “Well this Neddy doesn’t think these toys are fun-diddly-lovelyrooni!”

  4. iLock | 4:15 am |

    Come on kids. Let’s play ‘Pin the Tail on the demondonkey unicorn!’

  5. jjhitt | 4:20 am |

    ♥ My Little Crony ♥
    Fiendship is magic.

  6. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:24 am |

    Evil was never so cute and precious.
    Summon yours today!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    Created by Dandy Warhol.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    When this beast stamps its hoof to count, it’s always the same:
    *stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp,
    stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp,
    stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp.*

  9. mickeygreeneyes | 4:29 am |

    God only knows what that horn is for!

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:29 am |

    Demon Donkey will make you very happy with its donkey move.

  11. pijo | 4:30 am |

    Don’t fall for its cute look!

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 4:31 am |

    Wow, there’s something about that eye that’s catching my interest . . . . .I’m feeling sorta strange . . . Yes, Master, what do you command me to do?

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |

    Cuddled by Hell’O’Kitty

  14. jjhitt | 4:31 am |

    ‘Unicorn’ — mythological horny horse.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |

    Ass-modeus? Ass-taroth?

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |

    – Hey, Mule! *whistles*

  17. Algernon | 4:37 am |

    He’s a bit of a devil isn’t he

  18. Mick | 4:37 am |

    Demondonkey also has her own house!

    The Slaughter House!

  19. alexmagnus | 4:57 am |

    So here it is, the invisible pink unicorn… It is a pink unicorn, but when you try to see it, it turns into a demon donkey (or, donkey demon).

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:28 am |

    Demon, my ass!

  21. Sparky | 5:43 am |

    For the little devil in all of us.

  22. Pectolatra | 5:59 am |

    But it’s fun! And lovely! It can’t be that evil, can it?

  23. Zork | 6:03 am |

    Hard working beast-of-burden by day, DemonDonkey and trusty sidekick DamienDog, strap on their horns at night to strike fear into the hearts of barnyard baddies.

  24. Frank Burns | 6:22 am |

    What Heavy Metal rock stars buy for their daughters.

  25. Lora | 7:11 am |

    Costs $6.66. Available at Souls “R” Us. Pretty Pitchfork and Beautiful Brimstone sold separately.

  26. Chris | 7:14 am |

    I’ll put this on Lil Cthulhu’s birthday list.

  27. coffeebot | 7:40 am |

    did I just get foreheaded by that demondonkey?

  28. Classic Steve | 8:03 am |

    Who’s this, Pinkie Pyro?

  29. eegah | 9:03 am |

    His fans are called Cronies.
    (tip of the hat to jjhitt)

  30. demondude777 | 9:04 am |

    Fun, needy, lovey, and ready to sacrifice a virgin together with you!

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:17 am |

    Perfect for Fashion Gril.

  32. GwydionM | 10:34 am |

    Demondonkeys are forever / Love them and caresse them
    They don’t leave in the night but they kick you with spite

    (To the tune of Diamonds are Forever)

  33. tadchem | 11:30 am |

    “But Daddy! I wanted the Vampire Bunny!”

  34. Peter Chan | 12:07 pm |

    Diamondonkey’s little brother?

  35. Someone | 12:15 pm |

    Sounds about right. I shiver in fear everytime I zap and a channel with My Little Pony comes up.

  36. Marum | 12:30 pm |

    Catherine the Great had one of these too.

  37. Marum | 12:31 pm |

    Fadihla za punda ni mateke.

    Quote from the Kanga in Kiswahili. (A donkey repays a favour with a myriad of kicks)

  38. GwydionM | 12:45 pm |

    Kick ass for long enough and the ass will kick back

  39. DragonLady | 2:16 pm |

    When, instead of 2 ears, your animal has one ear & a unicorn, it’s called a *neddy*. I am not Chinese & I approve this message anyway.

  40. Charlie | 3:11 pm |

    “demondonkey eyes glow when sacrafice virgen. sacrafice alter and virgen not include.”

  41. Marum | 2:32 am |

    I don’t know what he’s doing here. He’s not due till after the seventh drink.

  42. Erik | 10:29 am |

    Coming soon: Succubunny

  43. Brian | 8:42 am |

    It’s My Little Phony !

  44. Mike O'Risal | 4:51 am |

    It’s My Little Nightmare!

  45. Trekkie313 | 6:20 pm |

    The official companion to Apocalypse Ponies!

  46. Unown | 11:16 am |

    Wait a minute! It’s G3 Ytirar

  47. I am a Person | 3:01 pm |

    My Little Crony
    Friendship is Hell

  48. 「Bacterial Contamination」 | 4:03 pm |

    DEMONDONKEY

    Turn your girls into demons!

    Only 666$!

    We are not responsible for death of child

  49. Mr. X | 4:21 pm |

    I’m a demon on wheels..

  50. Sam | 11:10 pm |

    This is one bad ass!!!

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