Cuddlier than the Loch Ness Mammal

posted on 24 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Toys

…and his best friend Satanzebra

Photo courtesy of Alina Suta.
Toy made in China. 

48 captions

  1. iLock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry, nothing to fear… Unicorns don’t exist anyway.

  2. iLock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    If a donkey says “eeyore”
    What noise does a demondonkey unicorn make?

  3. iLock | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ned Flanders:
    “Well this Neddy doesn’t think these toys are fun-diddly-lovelyrooni!”

  4. iLock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Come on kids. Let’s play ‘Pin the Tail on the demondonkey unicorn!’

  5. jjhitt | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    ♥ My Little Crony ♥
    Fiendship is magic.

  6. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Evil was never so cute and precious.
    Summon yours today!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Created by Dandy Warhol.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When this beast stamps its hoof to count, it’s always the same:
    *stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp,
    stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp,
    stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp.*

  9. mickeygreeneyes | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    God only knows what that horn is for!

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Demon Donkey will make you very happy with its donkey move.

  11. pijo | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t fall for its cute look!

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, there’s something about that eye that’s catching my interest . . . . .I’m feeling sorta strange . . . Yes, Master, what do you command me to do?

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Cuddled by Hell’O'Kitty

  14. jjhitt | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Unicorn’ — mythological horny horse.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ass-modeus? Ass-taroth?

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Hey, Mule! *whistles*

  17. Algernon | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    He’s a bit of a devil isn’t he

  18. Mick | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Demondonkey also has her own house!

    The Slaughter House!

  19. alexmagnus | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    So here it is, the invisible pink unicorn… It is a pink unicorn, but when you try to see it, it turns into a demon donkey (or, donkey demon).

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Demon, my ass!

  21. Sparky | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For the little devil in all of us.

  22. Pectolatra | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But it’s fun! And lovely! It can’t be that evil, can it?

  23. Zork | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hard working beast-of-burden by day, DemonDonkey and trusty sidekick DamienDog, strap on their horns at night to strike fear into the hearts of barnyard baddies.

  24. Frank Burns | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What Heavy Metal rock stars buy for their daughters.

  25. Lora | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Costs $6.66. Available at Souls “R” Us. Pretty Pitchfork and Beautiful Brimstone sold separately.

  26. Chris | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll put this on Lil Cthulhu’s birthday list.

  27. coffeebot | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    did I just get foreheaded by that demondonkey?

  28. Classic Steve | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Who’s this, Pinkie Pyro?

  29. eegah | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    His fans are called Cronies.
    (tip of the hat to jjhitt)

  30. demondude777 | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Fun, needy, lovey, and ready to sacrifice a virgin together with you!

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Perfect for Fashion Gril.

  32. GwydionM | 10:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Demondonkeys are forever / Love them and caresse them
    They don’t leave in the night but they kick you with spite

    (To the tune of Diamonds are Forever)

  33. tadchem | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “But Daddy! I wanted the Vampire Bunny!”

  34. Peter Chan | 12:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Diamondonkey’s little brother?

  35. Someone | 12:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Sounds about right. I shiver in fear everytime I zap and a channel with My Little Pony comes up.

  36. Marum | 12:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Catherine the Great had one of these too.

  37. Marum | 12:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fadihla za punda ni mateke.

    Quote from the Kanga in Kiswahili. (A donkey repays a favour with a myriad of kicks)

  38. GwydionM | 12:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Kick ass for long enough and the ass will kick back

  39. DragonLady | 2:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When, instead of 2 ears, your animal has one ear & a unicorn, it’s called a *neddy*. I am not Chinese & I approve this message anyway.

  40. Charlie | 3:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “demondonkey eyes glow when sacrafice virgen. sacrafice alter and virgen not include.”

  41. Marum | 2:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t know what he’s doing here. He’s not due till after the seventh drink.

  42. Erik | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Coming soon: Succubunny

  43. Brian | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s My Little Phony !

  44. Mike O'Risal | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    It’s My Little Nightmare!

  45. Trekkie313 | 6:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The official companion to Apocalypse Ponies!

  46. Unown | 11:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait a minute! It’s G3 Ytirar

  47. I am a Person | 3:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My Little Crony
    Friendship is Hell

  48. 「Bacterial Contamination」 | 4:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    DEMONDONKEY

    Turn your girls into demons!

    Only 666$!

    We are not responsible for death of child

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