I have yet to gash this in

posted on 29 Sep 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Shannon Lung.
Voucher found in Malaysia. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cuts me up.

  2. Mick | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Other Vouchers available are the Broken Bone of your choice and the Shot Wound!

  3. Algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    travel at a cut above the rest

  4. Mick | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Emo’s heaven

  5. Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For use at the Suck Ho building

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Another trip to hospital…

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It always pays to read the fine print on these cut-price deals.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why should you choose the Gash Voucher?

    – Cheapest way to get hurt
    – Ideal for very poor sadomasochists
    – If there’s too much blood you can use coins
    – Save your time – instant effect – no more waiting to die
    – Amaze your friends and family and collect the insurance money

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer Tortur-e-check.

  10. KellogGold | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gold Hard Gash

  11. SF | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Death by a thousand vouchers.

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Good for ten long, deep wounds at your friendly local Gashes-R-Us

  13. Droll not Troll | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Paper cuts are bad enough- what the hell is this voucher made of?

  14. faulty wiring | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The train entering the tunnel makes me think this is not a typo

  15. Peter Chan | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning . . . don’t Gash it before you’ve got the Guts to get badly Cut

  16. jjhitt | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Your cash aint nothing but gash… ♫

  17. jjhitt | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pardon me, do you have change for a sucking chest wound?

  18. Sparky | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I vouch for the gash.

  19. Pectolatra | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If only Beatrix Kiddo had five of these vouchers in Kill Bill.

  20. cl | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The voucher clearly originated from Malaysia. The price notation is in RM and the illustration is clearly a rip-off from the RM10 banknote.

  21. pijo | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is from Malaysia, wonder what it does in China

  22. RT | 11:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    sir, i haven’t punched a hole in you; once you reach 10, you get a free ride! if you’re still alive, that is…

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just don’t ask us about our Gustomer Gare Kamikaze Division.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We give you gash, you give us cold.

  25. Jøsh | 4:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We had to make the customers pay in advance. We have had allot of “Gash and Dashes”.

  26. pijo | 10:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ok then sir, which part of your body do you want me to apply the gash?

  27. The_YongGrand | 11:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “That offer really swell, man!” 😀

  28. coffeebot | 11:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    cuz u KNOW dis pu**y ain’t free

  29. RJF | 12:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This voucher is good for plane, train or odd four legged deer with a long tail.

  30. Frank Burns | 12:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Times are tough. Even the prostitutes have coupons.

  31. MattW | 6:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only for full service or can this be used for just a rub-and-tug?

  32. Salocin.TEN | 8:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Isn’t it illegal to copy part of a bank note? That is actually half of the Malaysian ten ringgit (3 USD) currency banknote.

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