I love you

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1. 

   Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Who are you again?!?

2. 

   Chris | 4:34 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Is it love, or just hormones?

3. 

   Droll not Troll | 4:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Not sure I want the kind of love that changes with the wheather.
   One minute sunny, next minute snow.

4. 

   faulty wiring | 5:45 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   I love you too, immediately after I’ve goten the before for one minute

5. 

   pijo | 6:12 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   the love of you for one minute or all summer are all worthless, give me the love of goten the before …

6. 

   Droll not Troll | 6:54 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Don’t write love notes after eating the mushrooms with polysaccharides.

7. 

   Lora | 8:02 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Looks like someone drank whatever was in the flask just before they made the card to put in it.

8. 

   Pectolatra | 8:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Uh… I love you too.

9. 

   Pete | 8:37 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Gal: Go ten on the before or no love of one minute. Got it?
   Guy: (Gulp) Uh, OK.

10. 

    GwydionM | 8:38 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    My before loves you but my behind just wants to rest until winter

11. 

    Peter Chan | 8:42 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Huh . . . GOTEN ??
    Not sure wheather this is Dragonball Z or Americangrish (!!)

12. 

    Seventy2rd o clock | 9:53 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    More on your theory later?

13. 

    Seventy2rd o clock | 9:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The before, the better!

14. 

    jjhitt | 12:06 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I goten test positive.

15. 

    DrLex | 12:35 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    You better goten not so much vodka the before writing that note.

16. 

    Darth Na'vi | 2:34 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    message in a bottle

17. 

    Marum | 2:42 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    One should never end a sentence with a proposition.

18. 

    Marum | 2:43 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    One minute? Wham, bam, thank you Mam

19. 

    Marum | 2:45 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Is that a picture of his genitals on the top of the card?

20. 

    Jewels | 2:56 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    @Marum: Yeah.. looks like a couple of nut-sacks.

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    iLock | 7:10 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    ♪ A year has passed since I wrote my note
    But I should have better goten the before
    Only hope can keep me together
    Love can mend your life
    For one minute or all summer

    I’ll send a Chinglish card to the world
    I hope that someone gets my
    Engrish in a bottle, yeah ♪

22. 

    iLock | 7:12 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’m not waiting, I want it before! That’s how much I love you, baby.

23. 

    iLock | 7:16 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Card: $2
    Flask: $8
    Shipping costs: $25

    Getting that reaction after sending your loved one
    a rapey Engrish love card…… Priceless!

    There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s EngrishCard.

24. 

    A Non-Y Mouse | 5:14 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Cause if I hear somebody else goten the before, we’re through!

25. 

    mickeygreeneyes | 8:43 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Yeah, baby, I better goten the before OR ELSE!

26. 

    Tommy | 12:15 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    translation: I’ll be reminded of our Summer fling for a long time. You gave me the clap.

27. 

    tadchem | 1:22 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I was told a Minute Man is someone who double-parks outside a bordello…

28. 

    Sparky | 7:29 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    1 minute works for me!

29. 

    David K | 12:35 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    WTF? Next time I see a show about how smart Chines people are in going to write in and tell them about this site

30. 

    Kalamaia @ David K | 6:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Don’t do this, you’ll ruin all the fun!

31. 

    Tharthan | 5:56 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    @Peter Chan Considering “gotten” was used in the U.K. up till the mid 1800s, I wouldn’t be claiming it to be “American English.”

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