I love you

posted on 2 Sep 2012 in Stationery

Photo courtesy of Ray Watts.
Small card found inside a flask shipped from China. 

33 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who are you again?!?

  2. Chris | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it love, or just hormones?

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not sure I want the kind of love that changes with the wheather.
    One minute sunny, next minute snow.

  4. faulty wiring | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I love you too, immediately after I’ve goten the before for one minute

  5. pijo | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the love of you for one minute or all summer are all worthless, give me the love of goten the before …

  6. Droll not Troll | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t write love notes after eating the mushrooms with polysaccharides.

  7. Lora | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like someone drank whatever was in the flask just before they made the card to put in it.

  8. Pectolatra | 8:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Uh… I love you too.

  9. Pete | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gal: Go ten on the before or no love of one minute. Got it?
    Guy: (Gulp) Uh, OK.

  10. GwydionM | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My before loves you but my behind just wants to rest until winter

  11. Peter Chan | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Huh . . . GOTEN ??
    Not sure wheather this is Dragonball Z or Americangrish (!!)

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    More on your theory later?

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The before, the better!

  14. jjhitt | 12:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I goten test positive.

  15. DrLex | 12:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You better goten not so much vodka the before writing that note.

  16. Darth Na'vi | 2:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    message in a bottle

  17. Marum | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One should never end a sentence with a proposition.

  18. Marum | 2:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One minute? Wham, bam, thank you Mam

  19. Marum | 2:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a picture of his genitals on the top of the card?

  20. Jewels | 2:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: Yeah.. looks like a couple of nut-sacks.

  21. iLock | 7:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ A year has passed since I wrote my note
    But I should have better goten the before
    Only hope can keep me together
    Love can mend your life
    For one minute or all summer

    I’ll send a Chinglish card to the world
    I hope that someone gets my
    Engrish in a bottle, yeah ♪

  22. iLock | 7:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not waiting, I want it before! That’s how much I love you, baby.

  23. iLock | 7:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Card: $2
    Flask: $8
    Shipping costs: $25

    Getting that reaction after sending your loved one
    a rapey Engrish love card…… Priceless!

    There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s EngrishCard.

  24. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cause if I hear somebody else goten the before, we’re through!

  25. mickeygreeneyes | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, baby, I better goten the before OR ELSE!

  26. Tommy | 12:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    translation: I’ll be reminded of our Summer fling for a long time. You gave me the clap.

  27. tadchem | 1:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I was told a Minute Man is someone who double-parks outside a bordello…

  28. Sparky | 7:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    1 minute works for me!

  29. David K | 12:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WTF? Next time I see a show about how smart Chines people are in going to write in and tell them about this site

  30. Kalamaia @ David K | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Don’t do this, you’ll ruin all the fun!

  31. Tharthan | 5:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Peter Chan Considering “gotten” was used in the U.K. up till the mid 1800s, I wouldn’t be claiming it to be “American English.”

  32. kioku | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope I’ve gotten the before so I can eventually see what the after picture will be (maybe, I don’t know)

  33. Shawn | 3:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My wife definitely goten me this card on Valentine’s day today…from Gift City Al Ain, United Arab Emirates. It’s Awesome!!!

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