I’ve known Bermuda since 3rd grade…

posted on 3 Sep 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Jacob Parsons.
Found in China. 

29 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:06 am |

    Then cut it down

  2. faulty wiring | 4:07 am |

    Vote Willie Nelson for Prez!

  3. pijo | 4:16 am |

    What’ll happen when mowing?

  4. iLock | 4:16 am |

    It’ll take us a long time to grow up at that rate

  5. iLock | 4:17 am |

    I grew up with the grass and I forgoten the before…

  6. Firstborn | 4:20 am |

    Let’s potty train the grass.

  7. DrLex | 4:27 am |

    Don’t smoke it all at once.

  8. J-Luke | 4:51 am |

    When I grow up I want to be a lawnyer…

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:58 am |

    OK, but if you try to fertilise the kids I’ll cut off your nutsack!

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:05 am |

    I think I did. I’m starting to go to seed and I often feel rooted.*

    *Aussie slang.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:08 am |

    ♫ It isn’t easy being green….♫

  12. jjhitt | 5:17 am |

    Describes my teenage years perfectly.

  13. Pectolatra | 5:39 am |

    No thanks, I’d rather step on you. 😈

  14. Tong | 5:55 am |

    At my joint, we all grew up with the grass.

  15. jjhitt | 6:22 am |

    I was a poor child, born on the Astro-Turf side of the tracks.

  16. Droll not Troll | 7:41 am |

    I am not a vegetable! I am a human being!

  17. Droll not Troll | 7:44 am |

    Show solidarity with the grass, wear your hair in bhangs.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:40 am |

    Well, I indeed noticed some green in my hair…

  19. Marum | 10:34 am |

    Get off my turf, Dude!

  20. GwydionM | 11:00 am |

    Be thin and green, but get troddon on. And worse.

  21. Marum | 11:09 am |

    Get off my turf dude?

  22. Peter Chan | 1:53 pm |

    Get a life . . . let’s not grow up with the grass!

  23. Marum | 3:47 pm |

    I love the smell of Roundup in the morning.

  24. Silly Uncle Willy | 3:47 pm |

    Growing up with the grass tends to give one the munchies.

  25. Sparky | 7:28 pm |

    Been there, done that.

  26. Mick | 4:07 am |

    Once you grow to a certain age, the munchies kick in.

  27. David R | 11:43 pm |

    The literal translation might be even worse… let’s… “get long with the grass.”

  28. EffEff | 3:44 pm |

    Who needs Viagra then?

  29. Weepingguitar | 4:38 pm |

    Too bad society cuts them down.

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