Never has my horny been removed so refreshingly!

posted on 12 Sep 2012 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Jimmy Cohrssen.
Corn remover found in Japan.
(Top photo is close up of text on package) 

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  1. iLock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Really!? My stick is removed too!!?
    It can’t be that refreshing then!

  2. iLock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Lip Style Pure Stick sounds like a vibrator, same shape too!
    But with this one, cream comes out of it, hmm….

  3. Jonnytbone | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What is this, a cattle prod? That would surely put the dampers on the libido.

  4. iLock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you too corny and horny?
    Well then, we’ve got just the right product for you.

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The stick comes in xs, s, m, l, xl and xxl. The one showing is xs.

  6. faulty wiring | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s working…

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Removed with the… umm, thingy?

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Undiscovered dimensions of foot fetishism.

  9. mickeygreeneyes | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, fine, but hey, watch where you put that stick, sweetie! I have a six-day bike race coming up Sunday.

  10. mickeygreeneyes | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If it can remove MY extra horny, it must be DAMN good!

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I remember the good old times when I removed my extra horny in much more natural way. And it was VERY refreshingly and also productively!

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope this isn’t a male neutering thing!

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They can stick it where the horny don’t shine.

  14. pijo | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this thing will kill the desire when it matters

  15. Algernon | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Viagra?1?

  16. jjhitt | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The stick is an amazing thing.

  17. Rm | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Female nursing thing revealed..

  18. jjhitt | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lip style. A step up from hand style.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Do not swallow.

  20. SF | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For extra freshness, let the stick for 15 minutes in the freezer.

  21. SF | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it a stick in your pocket or are you just horny?

  22. DECMATH | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what she said?

  23. Droll not Troll | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    100% pure stick, accept no substitute.

  24. Droll not Troll | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not sure how a stick can remove extra horny. After all, if you’ve already got wood…….

  25. Pectolatra | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Believe me when I say you can’t remove extra horny with lip style.
    Actually, it will only make it worse.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If my horny is removed I’ll never be refreshingly again!

  27. Biff the Understudy | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Horny is removed with stick. Is sticky removed with horn?

  28. Biff the Understudy | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is why I always preferred automatic transmission.

  29. Peter Chan | 12:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Um, what stick, sir ?

  30. Marum | 2:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you whacked my horny with a stick, I’m sure it would be removed.

  31. Marum | 2:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Japanese sure do have strange fetishes.

  32. drole | 8:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My Lip Style makes sure the stick is pure slick…

  33. Mick | 7:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Horny Lipstick? that’s cancelled my plans.

  34. Sparky | 3:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That hurt!

  35. tadchem | 3:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    New Joy Stick?

  36. Charlie | 3:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: do not pleasure self with stick, unless extra horny left over

  37. Long Tom | 7:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s one way to deal with sex maniacs.

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