Never has my horny been removed so refreshingly!

posted on 12 Sep 2012 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Jimmy Cohrssen.
Corn remover found in Japan.
(Top photo is close up of text on package) 

37 captions

  1. iLock | 4:05 am |

    Really!? My stick is removed too!!?
    It can’t be that refreshing then!

  2. iLock | 4:09 am |

    The Lip Style Pure Stick sounds like a vibrator, same shape too!
    But with this one, cream comes out of it, hmm….

  3. Jonnytbone | 4:09 am |

    What is this, a cattle prod? That would surely put the dampers on the libido.

  4. iLock | 4:10 am |

    Are you too corny and horny?
    Well then, we’ve got just the right product for you.

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:13 am |

    The stick comes in xs, s, m, l, xl and xxl. The one showing is xs.

  6. faulty wiring | 4:13 am |

    It’s working…

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |

    Removed with the… umm, thingy?

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |

    Undiscovered dimensions of foot fetishism.

  9. mickeygreeneyes | 4:31 am |

    Okay, fine, but hey, watch where you put that stick, sweetie! I have a six-day bike race coming up Sunday.

  10. mickeygreeneyes | 4:32 am |

    If it can remove MY extra horny, it must be DAMN good!

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:38 am |

    I remember the good old times when I removed my extra horny in much more natural way. And it was VERY refreshingly and also productively!

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |

    I hope this isn’t a male neutering thing!

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |

    They can stick it where the horny don’t shine.

  14. pijo | 4:54 am |

    this thing will kill the desire when it matters

  15. Algernon | 5:05 am |

    Viagra?1?

  16. jjhitt | 5:18 am |

    The stick is an amazing thing.

  17. Rm | 5:19 am |

    Female nursing thing revealed..

  18. jjhitt | 5:20 am |

    Lip style. A step up from hand style.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:37 am |

    CAUTION: Do not swallow.

  20. SF | 5:38 am |

    For extra freshness, let the stick for 15 minutes in the freezer.

  21. SF | 5:40 am |

    Is it a stick in your pocket or are you just horny?

  22. DECMATH | 6:16 am |

    That’s what she said?

  23. Droll not Troll | 6:44 am |

    100% pure stick, accept no substitute.

  24. Droll not Troll | 6:48 am |

    I’m not sure how a stick can remove extra horny. After all, if you’ve already got wood…….

  25. Pectolatra | 6:57 am |

    Believe me when I say you can’t remove extra horny with lip style.
    Actually, it will only make it worse.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:58 am |

    If my horny is removed I’ll never be refreshingly again!

  27. Biff the Understudy | 9:06 am |

    Horny is removed with stick. Is sticky removed with horn?

  28. Biff the Understudy | 9:39 am |

    This is why I always preferred automatic transmission.

  29. Peter Chan | 12:56 pm |

    Um, what stick, sir ?

  30. Marum | 2:15 pm |

    If you whacked my horny with a stick, I’m sure it would be removed.

  31. Marum | 2:17 pm |

    The Japanese sure do have strange fetishes.

  32. drole | 8:21 am |

    My Lip Style makes sure the stick is pure slick…

  33. Mick | 7:50 pm |

    Horny Lipstick? that’s cancelled my plans.

  34. Sparky | 3:55 pm |

    That hurt!

  35. tadchem | 3:26 pm |

    New Joy Stick?

  36. Charlie | 3:23 pm |

    WARNING: do not pleasure self with stick, unless extra horny left over

  37. Long Tom | 7:20 pm |

    That’s one way to deal with sex maniacs.

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