No one will see you going

posted on 16 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

This explains the lack of handwashing…

Photo courtesy of John Thompson.
Found in China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Obviously number twos only then

  2. John Dash | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The world needs lots more Gutzlaffs.

  3. J-Luke | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A flush from the past…

  4. JonnyTBone | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In China the stalls are so narrow that it’s back in parking only.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Then you’ll see the sign ”telioT”

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank God! On the way back from the toilet I’ll be able to go forward!

  7. Stopchicks | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That sign gave me a Gutzlaff.

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It can walk downstairs and go backwards? That’s one heck of a clever toilet!

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ I’m walking backwards for toilet…♫
    (any Goon Show fans here?)

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Owned by ‘The Ministry Of Silly Walks’, this is more than toilet.

  11. iLock | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ I’m the backwards man
    The backwards man
    I can walk backwards as fast as you can
    O, the backwards man the backwards man ♫

  12. GwydionM | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Boldly go backwards where no one has before you gone!

  13. pijo | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … done that and got yelled by a woman coz I accidentally entered ladies room

  14. Jay | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Follow these directions and you won’t know if you’re cumming or going.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I always have a gut laff there.

  16. Pectolatra | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Aren’t you going to walk upstairs if you go backwards?

  17. Pectolatra | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope I don’t have to knock the door before I enter.

  18. jjhitt | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “We get signal.”
    “Soup bowl turn on.”

  19. Droll not Troll | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t stop anyone you see walking backwards; they have urgent business to attend to.

  20. RT | 2:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    HELP! i can’t stand moonwalking!

  21. Mick | 2:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow after walking backwards i ain’t seeing a toilet.

  22. tadchem | 3:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Walking downstairs and going backwards into the toilet is usually good for a Gutzlaff.

  23. mickeygreeneyes | 7:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do I have to clean up the puddle I’ll make on the floor?

  24. mickeygreeneyes | 7:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, I’ll try, but I don’t think it’s quite long enough to go between my legs.

  25. Pete | 8:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gutzlaff Tower: Where people go to Hullabaloo.

  26. coffeebot | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hello I must be going

  27. Sparky | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Walk this way.

  28. mickeygreeneyes | 9:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ sparky: If I could walk THAT way, I wouldn’t need the talcum powder!

  29. DragonLady | 2:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How do you mean *go*?

  30. coffeebot | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please go back to your behind

  31. Robert | 9:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s true. When using a squat pot, you face the opposite direction than when using a western toilet. Maybe it is not a mistake, but rather instructions for foreigners on how to use a squat pot.

  32. Chris | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finance is find at toiret.

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