No one will see you going

posted on 16 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

This explains the lack of handwashing…

Photo courtesy of John Thompson.
Found in China. 

32 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:07 am |

    Obviously number twos only then

  2. John Dash | 4:10 am |

    The world needs lots more Gutzlaffs.

  3. J-Luke | 4:10 am |

    A flush from the past…

  4. JonnyTBone | 4:23 am |

    In China the stalls are so narrow that it’s back in parking only.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |

    Then you’ll see the sign ”telioT”

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |

    Thank God! On the way back from the toilet I’ll be able to go forward!

  7. Stopchicks | 5:09 am |

    That sign gave me a Gutzlaff.

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:34 am |

    It can walk downstairs and go backwards? That’s one heck of a clever toilet!

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:38 am |

    ♫ I’m walking backwards for toilet…♫
    (any Goon Show fans here?)

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:39 am |

    Owned by ‘The Ministry Of Silly Walks’, this is more than toilet.

  11. iLock | 5:39 am |

    ♫ I’m the backwards man
    The backwards man
    I can walk backwards as fast as you can
    O, the backwards man the backwards man ♫

  12. GwydionM | 5:50 am |

    Boldly go backwards where no one has before you gone!

  13. pijo | 5:52 am |

    … done that and got yelled by a woman coz I accidentally entered ladies room

  14. Jay | 5:55 am |

    Follow these directions and you won’t know if you’re cumming or going.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:41 am |

    I always have a gut laff there.

  16. Pectolatra | 8:47 am |

    Aren’t you going to walk upstairs if you go backwards?

  17. Pectolatra | 8:49 am |

    I hope I don’t have to knock the door before I enter.

  18. jjhitt | 8:53 am |

    “We get signal.”
    “Soup bowl turn on.”

  19. Droll not Troll | 9:04 am |

    Don’t stop anyone you see walking backwards; they have urgent business to attend to.

  20. RT | 2:13 pm |

    HELP! i can’t stand moonwalking!

  21. Mick | 2:29 pm |

    Wow after walking backwards i ain’t seeing a toilet.

  22. tadchem | 3:20 pm |

    Walking downstairs and going backwards into the toilet is usually good for a Gutzlaff.

  23. mickeygreeneyes | 7:21 pm |

    Do I have to clean up the puddle I’ll make on the floor?

  24. mickeygreeneyes | 7:22 pm |

    Hey, I’ll try, but I don’t think it’s quite long enough to go between my legs.

  25. Pete | 8:31 pm |

    Gutzlaff Tower: Where people go to Hullabaloo.

  26. coffeebot | 4:13 am |

    Hello I must be going

  27. Sparky | 9:23 am |

    Walk this way.

  28. mickeygreeneyes | 9:57 am |

    @ sparky: If I could walk THAT way, I wouldn’t need the talcum powder!

  29. DragonLady | 2:00 pm |

    How do you mean *go*?

  30. coffeebot | 2:42 pm |

    Please go back to your behind

  31. Robert | 9:19 pm |

    It’s true. When using a squat pot, you face the opposite direction than when using a western toilet. Maybe it is not a mistake, but rather instructions for foreigners on how to use a squat pot.

  32. Chris | 12:40 pm |

    Finance is find at toiret.

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