Uncle Ackbar Wants You!

posted on 18 Sep 2012 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Dave Kennedy.
Bootleg shirt found in Bangkok, Thailand. 

34 captions

  1. iLock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Italian Yoda: Mamma Mia! Luke, usa the force you will!

  2. jjhitt | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I feel a a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices just … Oh… Honey Boo Boo Child is on.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We’re off to fight the evil Yankee Empire. Can I get a Rebel Alliance yell?

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A long time ago, in a land far, far away, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that not all men are created equal, because some have more midichlorians than others..

  5. jjhitt | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.”
    “The Force?”
    “No, the Marshal Plan.”

  6. Mick | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Vader: Luke, i am your father
    Luke: NOOOO! that’s not possible my father isn’t Russian!

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Obi-bama: May the USA be with you!

  8. Algernon | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let the be with you

  9. Ben | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jedi master Jar-Jar?!

  10. PeeBee | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Meesa gonna usa the force!

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let the Wookie win!

  12. coffeebot | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m Reagan. I’m here to rescue you.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Extra force is removed with the st… umm, lightsaber.

  14. Biff the Understudy | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @coffeebot: “Mr. Gorbachev, you-sa gotta tear down dis wall.”

  15. pijo | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Emperor must be Russian

  16. Biff the Understudy | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (Off topic) As an engrish.com captioneer, ever feel like this little hobby is sort of like hanging out with a group of Society for Creative Anachronism people, each with his fingers stuck in his ears, trying to yell Monty Python quotes the loudest?

    (Sorry if I stepped on any toes. I suffer from a touch of “anachrophobia” ;-)

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh… Just a bunch of airbornely thrown things.

  18. Frank Burns | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thats one crappy looking bootleg shirt. Is it supposed to look like its from the 70s?

  19. Pectolatra | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, great. Now Bruce Springsteen’s “Born In The USA” is stuck in my mind.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who the hell is Elvis?

  21. GwydionM | 10:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    May the Proof-reader Be With Yew

  22. coffeebot | 12:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Biff the understudy
    There you go again.

  23. Sparky | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is’nt Usa a manufacturing town in Asia?

  24. Darth Na'vi | 1:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sparky-chan, Yes, in the southern island of Kyushu, there is a tiny rural hamlet, “USA”, pronounced UU-sah. In the past they have made things labeled, “Made in USA”…kind of like a local gag, nothing serious.

  25. mickeygreeneyes | 1:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But will it remove my extra horny?

  26. mickeygreeneyes | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, USA IS the force! F—in’ ayyyyy!

  27. Pete | 3:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The force is with you, young Skywalker. But you are not a Jedi yet.
    You must learn how to proofread first.

  28. Pete | 3:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yoda’s subtitles in Beijing:

    Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering; suffering leads to hullaballoo.

  29. Marum | 3:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    May the farce be with you.

  30. Pete | 5:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet Russia, the Force finds YOU.

  31. RT | 6:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    episode 5: the empire strikes back with 1000s of products made in china

  32. Marum | 8:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Q. What does an italian Blacksmith do?

    A. He usa da forge.

  33. Biff the Understudy | 8:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @coffeebot: SPAM AND EGGS!

  34. Jøsh | 5:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Biff: I DONT LIKE SPAM!

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