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posted on 21 Sep 2012 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Paul E..
Found in Roppongi, Tokyo, Japan. 

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  1. Jonnytbone | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    I used to date her.

  2. SF | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You really can’t tell from where you are going to be hit. But it will hurt.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t undarastimand.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Will they ever learn to spell ‘CAUTION’ correctly?!

  5. pijo | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    Expremay Dengerlus, must be the scientific name of the species they warned us to be cautious of …

  6. JohnZ | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Probably a viral campaign for the recent movie ‘Expremay Laud & Incerdably Clous’.

  7. jjhitt | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    ” I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Expremay Dengerlus.”

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    One of those silly Latin names of Wile E. Coyote.

  9. jjhitt | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please tell Robert Chambers we found his sign. — Hastur.

  10. faulty wiring | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m a little torn on this one. I like the fact that the Roppongi Yakuza are now warning potential victims of a looming attack but am critical of their spelling.

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jeszzh. Voszzh chourre zdebpb bleedesz!

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dieter Dengerlus, where are you now that we need you?

  13. Algernon | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be some sort of fish

  14. Rm | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    i am not that carelalus..

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Denger here there is. Caution you must use or you expire may.

  16. Mick | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Cauction! Bud Grammur!

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone dropped their expremay dengerlus. Please walk carefully so you don’t tread on it.

  18. Terri | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What happens when you hire Napolean Dynamite to write the Translator app for the iphone.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Author of this must have cerefulay fallen on someone’s head.

  20. alexmagnus | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    So, I have to be cautious of my ex in Pre-May (dude, can’t you just call it April?) if I find myself in a den named Gerlus. Got it. But where the heck is this Gerlus?!

  21. Frank Burns | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    DENGERLUS is my middle name.

  22. Chris | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch that first step.

  23. jjhitt | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    My name is Elmer J. Fudd, maker of signs.

  24. Jøsh | 7:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As long as the Engrish is from Japan, I feel safe.

  25. in brugge | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Ermahgerd! Etch expremay dengerlus

  26. nyuk | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    An example of Hooked On Phonics gone terribly wrong

  27. KellogGold | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Expremay Dengerlus! Harry Potter’s spell to make you understand Engrish.

  28. Nonsuch Ned | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    aw, c’mon occifer, “expremay dangerlus” is bit exadger.. exactger..eggsachger.. its a bit much… I only had two drinks! I can drive great!

  29. J-Luke | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Tip for sign maker: try not to mix up Google Translate with Captcha…

  30. Classic Steve | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dictated by someone who’d just been drugged by the danger.

  31. demondude777 | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But come June….Denger off!

  32. Biff the Understudy | 8:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mat left us this sign outside the Tower of Ghenjei.

    (The stuff at the top is in the Old Tongue. Who knew?)

  33. Marum | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Wrioten whilst under the afluence of interhol.

  34. Marum | 10:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    iacta alea est.

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘We are now the Knights who say: “Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Expremay. Zoom-Boing. Dengerlus. Z’nourrwringmm.” ‘

  36. Jay | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch out or you could end up with a mouthful of marbles too.

  37. Peter Chan | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Expremay Intalesteng !

  38. Lora | 11:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ENGRISH SIGN (Experamay Dengerlus)
    ENGRISH CAPTION WRITER (Typeus Hilarius)

    …Beep-Beep! *zoooom*

  39. Chris | 12:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What I don’t understand is why they put such dengelus steps there. It’s like “Lets builds some exengelay dengelus steps here and then put a sign on it.”

  40. Ben There | 2:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Expremay Dengerlus are the optional steps offered by Tony Little so you can get on your Gazelle without pulling a Dick Van Dyke.

  41. Marum | 4:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This bloke was walking up yhe steps to the scaffold to be hanged.
    When he sets foot on the steps,the whole ganz megillah starts swaying badly.

    He turn to the warders escorting him, and and says: “HANG ON! Is this thing safe?”

  42. Sparky | 4:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    APB…Armed and Expremay Dengerlus.

  43. iLock | 11:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it cautions of a bee?

    http://www.engrish.com/2011/12/dont-forget-the-wesps/

  44. EffEff | 9:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Any relation to Poisonus Gus?

  45. Casey | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Kith My Ath!

  46. XVYPCMAL | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One of the seven wonder that the seat smoked for you, so be Expremay cautious while handling it.

  47. brian | 3:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    by the time you figure out what the sign says, you’re already screwed… the danger will have already got you.

  48. Cindi | 3:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The name’s Ellen. Ellen Expremay Dengerlus.

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