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posted on 21 Sep 2012 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Paul E..
Found in Roppongi, Tokyo, Japan. 

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  1. Jonnytbone | 4:03 am |

    I used to date her.

  2. SF | 4:14 am |

    You really can’t tell from where you are going to be hit. But it will hurt.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |

    I don’t undarastimand.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |

    Will they ever learn to spell ‘CAUTION’ correctly?!

  5. pijo | 4:31 am |

    Expremay Dengerlus, must be the scientific name of the species they warned us to be cautious of …

  6. JohnZ | 4:31 am |

    Probably a viral campaign for the recent movie ‘Expremay Laud & Incerdably Clous’.

  7. jjhitt | 4:35 am |

    ” I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Expremay Dengerlus.”

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |

    One of those silly Latin names of Wile E. Coyote.

  9. jjhitt | 4:41 am |

    Please tell Robert Chambers we found his sign. — Hastur.

  10. faulty wiring | 4:44 am |

    I’m a little torn on this one. I like the fact that the Roppongi Yakuza are now warning potential victims of a looming attack but am critical of their spelling.

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 4:45 am |

    Jeszzh. Voszzh chourre zdebpb bleedesz!

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 4:46 am |

    Dieter Dengerlus, where are you now that we need you?

  13. Algernon | 4:46 am |

    Must be some sort of fish

  14. Rm | 4:52 am |

    i am not that carelalus..

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:07 am |

    Denger here there is. Caution you must use or you expire may.

  16. Mick | 5:14 am |

    Cauction! Bud Grammur!

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:15 am |

    Someone dropped their expremay dengerlus. Please walk carefully so you don’t tread on it.

  18. Terri | 5:33 am |

    What happens when you hire Napolean Dynamite to write the Translator app for the iphone.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:38 am |

    Author of this must have cerefulay fallen on someone’s head.

  20. alexmagnus | 6:19 am |

    So, I have to be cautious of my ex in Pre-May (dude, can’t you just call it April?) if I find myself in a den named Gerlus. Got it. But where the heck is this Gerlus?!

  21. Frank Burns | 6:45 am |

    DENGERLUS is my middle name.

  22. Chris | 7:13 am |

    Watch that first step.

  23. jjhitt | 7:21 am |

    My name is Elmer J. Fudd, maker of signs.

  24. Jøsh | 7:33 am |

    As long as the Engrish is from Japan, I feel safe.

  25. in brugge | 7:44 am |

    Ermahgerd! Etch expremay dengerlus

  26. nyuk | 7:53 am |

    An example of Hooked On Phonics gone terribly wrong

  27. KellogGold | 8:08 am |

    Expremay Dengerlus! Harry Potter’s spell to make you understand Engrish.

  28. Nonsuch Ned | 8:08 am |

    aw, c’mon occifer, “expremay dangerlus” is bit exadger.. exactger..eggsachger.. its a bit much… I only had two drinks! I can drive great!

  29. J-Luke | 8:13 am |

    Tip for sign maker: try not to mix up Google Translate with Captcha…

  30. Classic Steve | 8:26 am |

    Dictated by someone who’d just been drugged by the danger.

  31. demondude777 | 8:43 am |

    But come June….Denger off!

  32. Biff the Understudy | 8:56 am |

    Mat left us this sign outside the Tower of Ghenjei.

    (The stuff at the top is in the Old Tongue. Who knew?)

  33. Marum | 10:04 am |

    Wrioten whilst under the afluence of interhol.

  34. Marum | 10:06 am |

    iacta alea est.

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:21 am |

    ‘We are now the Knights who say: “Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Expremay. Zoom-Boing. Dengerlus. Z’nourrwringmm.” ‘

  36. Jay | 10:23 am |

    Watch out or you could end up with a mouthful of marbles too.

  37. Peter Chan | 10:30 am |

    Expremay Intalesteng !

  38. Lora | 11:45 am |

    ENGRISH SIGN (Experamay Dengerlus)
    ENGRISH CAPTION WRITER (Typeus Hilarius)

    …Beep-Beep! *zoooom*

  39. Chris | 12:20 pm |

    What I don’t understand is why they put such dengelus steps there. It’s like “Lets builds some exengelay dengelus steps here and then put a sign on it.”

  40. Ben There | 2:21 pm |

    Expremay Dengerlus are the optional steps offered by Tony Little so you can get on your Gazelle without pulling a Dick Van Dyke.

  41. Marum | 4:11 pm |

    This bloke was walking up yhe steps to the scaffold to be hanged.
    When he sets foot on the steps,the whole ganz megillah starts swaying badly.

    He turn to the warders escorting him, and and says: “HANG ON! Is this thing safe?”

  42. Sparky | 4:26 pm |

    APB…Armed and Expremay Dengerlus.

  43. iLock | 11:20 pm |

    Is it cautions of a bee?

    http://www.engrish.com/2011/12/dont-forget-the-wesps/

  44. EffEff | 9:56 pm |

    Any relation to Poisonus Gus?

  45. Casey | 9:31 am |

    Kith My Ath!

  46. XVYPCMAL | 9:59 am |

    One of the seven wonder that the seat smoked for you, so be Expremay cautious while handling it.

  47. brian | 3:09 pm |

    by the time you figure out what the sign says, you’re already screwed… the danger will have already got you.

  48. Cindi | 3:10 am |

    The name’s Ellen. Ellen Expremay Dengerlus.

  49. RocketCat | 4:01 pm |

    I misrundestarnd your wrargning

  50. justice | 11:11 am |

    The spelling is so bad it’s expremay dengerlus

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