You had me at miscellaneous…

posted on 5 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Melissa Pocek.
Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    So they’re not magic then.

  2. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I know its the green bits.

  3. krysto4 | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware of pot monsters! They get the munchies and eat up all your bacteria…

  4. Mick | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    All Pot Monsters are miscellaneous…

  5. Jonnytbone | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Once digested, they become pot monsters yet again!

  6. faulty wiring | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to the Timothy Leary buffet.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Pot monsters are distant relatives of the Cookie Monster

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Pot monsters are found at the end of the rainbow guarding the gold coins.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ”A portion of mountain delicacies without bacteria. And keep those monsters in a pot, please.”

  10. mickeygreeneyes | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s a bacteria pot monster!

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    A pot monster is what you become when you grow up with the grass.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it.

  13. pijo | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s a very dangerous delicacies

  14. Classic Steve | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I think this menu was written by one.

  15. Camy | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The ridiculous has again reached new hights with this dish.

  16. DrLex | 7:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s a complicated name for “leftovers that have been sitting in our fridge for a few too many months.”

  17. Lora | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Way to increase Americans’ paranoia with China, by not washing their hands while handling the food. :-)

  18. Pectolatra | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You’d better eat everything, sweetie. You don’t want to be eaten by the pot monsters, do you?

  19. Pectolatra | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Miscellaneous bacteria and pot monsters. It makes me wonder what kind of dread is mountain delicacies.

  20. jjhitt | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pot Monsters. Bet you can’t be eaten by just one.

  21. Sparky | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I just had a pot monster and feel better now.

  22. jjhitt | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Pot Monsters: Made by bacteria, enjoyed by everyone.

  23. jjhitt | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I just have the delicacies without all the bacteria and monsters and stuff?

  24. algernon | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    OK. But make sure I get the miscellaneous bacteria pot monsters. I don’t want just any bacteria pot monsters. You can’t be too careful.

  25. jjhitt | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please don’t smoke the monsters.

  26. timo | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My roommate in college called himself a “pot monster.” I wonder if it’s the same…

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What, monsters? I see only peasant mushrooms.

  28. Flaregun | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The ironic thing is, the really nasty stuff is probably the “Mountain delicascies”.

  29. Peter Chan | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter . . . Mountain delicacies, minus all the miscellaneous items, pleeeeeeese !!

  30. Marum | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought a Bacteria was a camel with two humps.

  31. slickjones34 | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    oi! i can’t eat this dish, though it looks delicious, because i already have irritable bowel syndrome and would crap all over the place, with the bacterias and the little pot monsters running amok in my intestines!!

  32. wl | 1:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like bad ‘shrooms.

  33. RJF | 1:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Miscellaneous Pot Monsters are added for flavoring.

  34. jjhitt | 1:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If mountain delicacies are anything like mountain oysters, I’ll stick to the monsters.

  35. Jøsh | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bong-zilla

  36. Mark Alan Miller | 3:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Mountain Delicacy’, new drug slang for pot+shrooms.

  37. Pete | 4:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aaaaugh!! The county food inspector just drove up!!!

  38. Jay | 7:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well the first character is shan, which is mountain, but that’s just about the extent of my chinese.

  39. Droll not Troll | 9:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Sparky: Good one! I LOLd so hard I almost made a pot monster.

  40. EffEff | 3:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And I thought that pot-induced genetic mutations was just a scare story….

  41. IvanIsn'tTerrible | 12:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Miscellanious monsters from the delicate alpine bacteria pot!

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