Bipolar Barber

posted on 7 Oct 2012 in Signs

Your hair will look fine in 2 weeks…

Photo courtesy of Nikki N.
Hair stylist found in Japan. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Edward Scissorhands perhaps

  2. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful with those scissors Eugene.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cutt the Crab

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Barbers making humorous barbs,

  5. pijo | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wanna try that hair shop … must be a hell of a haircut experience waiting for me ..

  6. JohnZ | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The place where Sweeney Todd shaves off your beard, Edward Scissorhands cuts your hair and you have Johnny Depp pictures on every wall.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They may have misheard this song.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Shortcut, please.

  9. faulty wiring | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can never decide between the candle lit dinner & humiliation S & M with a clown or the short back and sides

  10. Droll not Troll | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They f*ck your haircut with a weedwacker and then laugh about it.

  11. jjhitt | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who you calling hairbrained? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What a concept for my next TV pilot!

  13. GwydionM | 9:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For a really close shave, use a Samauri sword.

    (Not satisfied with your haircut? We will laugh and behead you.)

  14. RJF | 1:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How about a little off the top? Like your whole head?

  15. RJF | 1:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The barber AND butcher of Seville.

  16. RJF | 1:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ll have you in stitches! Then we’ll put you in stitches.

  17. Marum | 1:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A barber in old Gallipoli
    Grew tired of shaving the haeads iof the holy,
    He tired of the sconces,
    And Latin responses,
    And switched to maternities solely.

  18. Marum | 1:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Heads and of. – Sigh. Oh for and edit button

  19. Sparky | 4:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hats off to you! Then heads off! Everyone laugh! Now where’s my FN tip?

  20. Salome | 5:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The scissors are for light trims. For serious cuts we use a chainsaw.

  21. Mc-Taz | 9:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s all love and fun until the lights turn off.

  22. Jøsh | 10:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This barber shop kind of looks like a slaughter house….

  23. iLock | 3:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A Horror/Romance/Comedy AND a haircut!?
    Now that’s a day out.

  24. Nonsuch Ned | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Violence + Funny = slapstick
    As long as you keep your hair cutting to the required areas.
    Otherwise, please do not slapstick

  25. Jøsh | 10:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @iLock: I imagine sitting in a theater watching a horror movie and right as the first person is getting killed, a guy sneaks up behind my seat and starts a haircut. Then I have to change my pants.

  26. Long Tom | 7:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I remember going to a barber like that growing up.

  27. ther1 | 5:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently Freaky Fred from Courage the Cowardly Dog has moved to Japan. Naughty.

  28. TheDemonParrotOfTweetStreet | 5:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The bipolar barber of Fleet Street

  29. Stan | 9:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least is funny.

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