Bipolar Barber

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   Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Edward Scissorhands perhaps

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   Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   Careful with those scissors Eugene.

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Cutt the Crab

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   Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Barbers making humorous barbs,

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   pijo | 4:41 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I wanna try that hair shop … must be a hell of a haircut experience waiting for me ..

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   JohnZ | 4:42 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   The place where Sweeney Todd shaves off your beard, Edward Scissorhands cuts your hair and you have Johnny Depp pictures on every wall.

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   Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   They may have misheard this song.

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 6:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   – Shortcut, please.

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   faulty wiring | 6:26 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I can never decide between the candle lit dinner & humiliation S & M with a clown or the short back and sides

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    Droll not Troll | 6:41 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    They f*ck your haircut with a weedwacker and then laugh about it.

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    jjhitt | 8:20 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Who you calling hairbrained? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…

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    mickeygreeneyes | 8:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    What a concept for my next TV pilot!

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    GwydionM | 9:29 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    For a really close shave, use a Samauri sword.

    (Not satisfied with your haircut? We will laugh and behead you.)

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    RJF | 1:23 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    How about a little off the top? Like your whole head?

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    RJF | 1:25 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The barber AND butcher of Seville.

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    RJF | 1:27 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    We’ll have you in stitches! Then we’ll put you in stitches.

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    Marum | 1:45 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    A barber in old Gallipoli
    Grew tired of shaving the haeads iof the holy,
    He tired of the sconces,
    And Latin responses,
    And switched to maternities solely.

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    Marum | 1:47 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Heads and of. – Sigh. Oh for and edit button

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    Sparky | 4:26 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Hats off to you! Then heads off! Everyone laugh! Now where’s my FN tip?

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    Salome | 5:20 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The scissors are for light trims. For serious cuts we use a chainsaw.

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    Mc-Taz | 9:35 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It’s all love and fun until the lights turn off.

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    Jøsh | 10:18 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    This barber shop kind of looks like a slaughter house….

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    iLock | 3:50 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    A Horror/Romance/Comedy AND a haircut!?
    Now that’s a day out.

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    Nonsuch Ned | 8:35 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Violence + Funny = slapstick
    As long as you keep your hair cutting to the required areas.
    Otherwise, please do not slapstick

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    Jøsh | 10:03 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    @iLock: I imagine sitting in a theater watching a horror movie and right as the first person is getting killed, a guy sneaks up behind my seat and starts a haircut. Then I have to change my pants.

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    Long Tom | 7:15 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I remember going to a barber like that growing up.

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    ther1 | 5:53 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Apparently Freaky Fred from Courage the Cowardly Dog has moved to Japan. Naughty.

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    TheDemonParrotOfTweetStreet | 5:59 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The bipolar barber of Fleet Street

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    Stan | 9:02 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    At least is funny.

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