Depends on my bladder

posted on 9 Oct 2012 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

I’m a pissimist…

Photo courtesy of Taya Korea.
Shirt found in Seoul, Korea. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    At last something to wear with my Diarrhoea t-shirt

  2. Algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Also comes in yellow.

  3. Algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Or just passing

  4. Algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    What a p*ssy t-shirt

  5. Tong | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    I am a pissmistic person and I am half pissed.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    It’s full. The air is made of fart.

  7. Jonnytbone | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Autourine therapy is big in Korea.

  8. DrLex | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    Designed by the sniper from Team Fortress 2.

  9. jjhitt | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    That little ribbon is so cute.

  10. DrLex | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    I’m not sure which of the two options corresponds to the optimist vision in this case.

  11. jjhitt | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    It’s full.
    As evidenced by the Sewage Theorem:
    1 gallon sewage, plus 99 gallons or water
    equals 100 gallons of sewage.

  12. iLock | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Really!? You must be taking the half jar of piss.

  13. iLock | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this Engrish or just weird?
    Also the person who sent this photo to Engrish.com
    has the same last name as the country the shirt was found in!

  14. jjhitt | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    I might want this shirt.
    I’d never wear it.
    But I got a long list of people who need one as a gift.

  15. Bob America | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    @iLock: Is it humor or profound wisdom?

  16. iLock | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not sure.
    Ask an alcoholic.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It was full until Bear Grills got thirsty.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Found in piss room.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Take half full, get half empty for free.

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Q. When is a door of a piss room not a door of a piss room?
    A. When it’s ajar…… of piss.

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You asked the question too soon. I haven’t finished yet!

  22. pijo | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … either way , it’s not that good

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your typical ‘half and half’ product.

  24. krysto4 | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Put a crucifix in it and call it art…

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Compared to this, Schrödinger’s Cat paradox is a piss off cake.

  26. Sparky | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Either way, I still have to go.

  27. iLock | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A drunk Indian man reading it backwards:
    “Ssip fo Raj!”

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Every time I drink beer, I ask myself exactly the same question.

  29. Bystander | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I cried wee-wee-wee all the way to the toilet.

  30. J-Luke | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Either way just keep that lid closed…

  31. Pectolatra | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think your doctor is going to care about this.

  32. Pectolatra | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, it was full just a moment ago! What have you done to half of it?

  33. Pectolatra | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hold on, I’m gonna ask Bear Grylls.

  34. KellogGold | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A jar of piss….more than toilet!

  35. Ralph Hamilton | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is half emoty.
    I am not an optimist, I am a pissimist.

  36. Biff the Understudy | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Neither. Jar’s too big. My eyes were bigger than my bladder.

  37. Lora | 9:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pour it on the head of whoever made this shirt and it’ll be completely empty.

  38. Ralph Hamilton | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s a bit of salty water between friends?

  39. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bowl of poo: Flush or Do not flush?

  40. jjhitt | 11:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I don’t care if it’s half full or not. You have failed this drug test.”

  41. Vampyrium | 2:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be a big fan of Jarate!

  42. RT | 4:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *insert dumb and dumber jokes here*

  43. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t let Randall Munroe see this.

  44. DragonLady | 1:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    very nice color coordination

  45. PartyPooper | 2:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whether it was found in Korea or not, this is from the webcomic toothpastefordinner.com.

  46. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Engineer: This piss jar is twice as big as it needs to be.

  47. tadchem | 4:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now on sale for half off!

  48. CodeNameStrupid | 8:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    JARATE!

  49. Flurng | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Half full, half empty – all disgusting!

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